US Weekly says that Justin Long is in a new relationship with Kate Mara. They use the word new because it was probably a date or maybe just coffee, but hey, Drew Barrymore got married and all the photos are in Kneepads so at least US can talk about her ex-boyfriend and who he is dating. The problem is neither of them are that famous so nobody really cares. I care though because it's Friday and because Dodgeball is one of the finest movies ever made so anyone associated with it is a star in my book. Huge star. The biggest on the planet. With the exception of Ben Stiller there is not really an a-hole in the bunch. Also, it's Friday and now that movie will stick in your head and you will see it on FX32 or something like that over the weekend and you will turn it on for just a minute just like you only turned on that Super Sweet 16 for a few minutes and ended up watching 22 episodes back to back.