Friday, June 08, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH super-famous reality star’s popular perfume is a huge seller, but her new beau can’t stand the scent? The musician boyfriend didn’t want to create a stink and hurt his lady’s feelings because she loves wearing it 24/7, so he LIED and told her he was allergic to ALL perfume!

23 comments:

SueRH said...

Kim K, FTW!

Vicki Cupper said...

Kim Kuntrashian?

FSP said...

Lame BI.

Vicki Cupper said...

FSP, NE hardly ever has interesting BIs.

bobbi_1025 said...

Hasn't that sweetheart chic from jersey shore just came out with a perfume? God I'm ashamed to know that someone take away my iPhone

bobbi_1025 said...

Sorry I just saw the super famous part so never mind

Amber said...

You know what they say about whore and desperation being a stinky cologne...

FSP said...

Vicki, I'm beginning to see that.

EleanorRigby said...

I am guessing Kanye much prefers cologne over perfume...... ;)

RenoBlondee said...

^^hehe

The Ghost of El said...

Yeah I would want to smell Eau De Skank 24/7 either

The Ghost of El said...

Wouldn't **

Sherry said...

Ghost: LOL!

Mike Jones said...

Parasite Hilton

A. Kim Katrashian is too obvious

B. Calling a DJ a "musician" (eg Afrojack) is a stretch, but a good diversion.

sifichick said...

I'm on the Paris train for this one.

crila16 said...

OK...first off...he's not her boyfriend. She doesn't have the right body parts for Kanye to be attracted to her. I can only assume that Katrashian pours the perfume on heavy and is one of those perfume stinky people, because u know Kanye doesn't get that close to her.

Agent**It said...

What happened to:

"Tabloid That Feels Like A Newspaper Blind Item" ? ? ?

lostathome said...

I wouldn't have thought they wore their own scents. Huh.

Me said...

paris doesn't have boyfriend.

does anyone even KNOW anyone that wears these fragrance's?

Mooshki said...

Mike, the Enquirer isn't that subtle. This is Kim K.

kelgela said...

The Kartrashian and Kanye.

I would rather wear my $10 perfume from rue21 than her crap.

Marie said...

Google 'Kanye perfume' and all the results are about him going to her perfume launches... Wouldn't you skip those if you were allergic?

hairgal said...

Kanye doesn' t like her scent because he likes his dates to smell like cologne