Friday, June 08, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHAT married-with-kids A-list movie star has his faithful assistant help him find dates with men on a gay sex website that caters to guys who like Latino and African- American gangster-types? The actor, who has long been rumored to swing both ways, has a kinky penchant for prison thugs!

38 comments:

supapimp said...

Will smith

Seachica said...

Travolta. Because NE always goes with obvious blinds that anyone could get

couriergrrrrl said...

I'll say Tommy Girl. I'm sure all the Travolta talk has him feeling left out and forgotten.

RJ said...

I don't know who this is, but I hope for his wife's sake he wears a condom with his "prison thugs"! This sounds like a recipe for an HIV infection!

RenoBlondee said...

All of them.

Basil said...

Ha ha. This must be Travolta. Too easy.

MyMamasChild said...

Tom Cruise

msgirl said...

The only thing throwing me off is the bisexual part. Travolta and Cruise - I don't think they're bi!

Tru Leigh said...

I vote for Will Smith.

Sandy said...

Will Smith probably. I still maintain that Cruise is asexual. And Travolta is too easy and no longer closeted.

Beth said...

Will Smith

msgirl said...

Yes I like the Will Smith guess much better.

Agent**It said...

What happened to:

"Tabloid That Feels Like A Newspaper Blind Item" ?

Lala said...

Matt Damon.
LaineyGossip had a blind about him and implied he's into black men.

kcqueen said...

Oh, it would make me so happy if it were Matt Damon! I can't stand him- my first thought was Hugh Jackman, but we had a blind about him yesterday didn't we?

D.S. Patton said...

Afflack!

Momster said...

Matt Damon. I remember way back Enty had a blind about Damon having a Latino lover in Miami, or something like that.

shauniebear said...

Will Smiff....and I read somewhere that he has a new "rap" song out. Be warned....ugh.

nolachickee said...

I love the Matt Damon guess! But I'll go with the idea of Tommy Girl as well. Just because I love to say and type Tommy Girl.

Debutante said...

WILL SMITH !!

Debutante said...

wHAT is this about Matt Damon ?? He's gay ?
I've never heard this until now !

mynerva said...

@lala - do you have the link to that Lainey blind?

Jennifer said...

About 8-9 years ago he had a "Latin Lover" in Miami......then he married her.

Sis said...

Noooo not Matt Damon!

I thought of Antonio first, we need more clues on this one!

angel said...

Whoa, Matt Damon.. seriously?!? Someone please provide a link or two if you can, and thanks.

Sherry said...

No, not Matt! I know you don't like him KC but I have always had a crush on him. And he does nature films and cares about the environment. NOT MATT. I forbid it.

Mooshki said...

Well, if Lainey said it, it must be true. /sarcasm

FrenchGirl said...

@Mooshki: LOL

but i believed Matt Damon was into Ben Affleck

my guess is Smith or Cruise or Jackman or Travolta or one of many married actors with gay rumors

astrogirl said...

I thought Matt Damon too. Isn't he rumored to have the cuban live in?

Idiot Watcher said...

Here's the link to the Lainey blind

http://www.laineygossip.com/Cuba_and_Chocolate_blind_item_.aspx

Cuba is assumed to be Matt Damon, Chocolate is assumed to be George Clooney...

angel said...

Thank you Watcher. Matt never crossed my mind before so I really don't know what to think.

hairgal said...

Marky Mark likes a funky bunch but I think Im leaning to fresh prince!

GSDlover said...

I don't think Tammy Cruise would have one of the clams trolling for man sex so my guess here the obvious choice : JT

PS: I had no idea that Matt Damon was rumored to be gay.

Cosette said...

Will!!

Prudence said...

Way too easy, Will Smith.

Harry Bowles said...

Heh.

No wonder actors dont want to come out.

Tommy girl? Really? So hes a girl or girlish because he may be gay? Grow the fuck up.

Steppy said...

"Oh, it would make me so happy if it were Matt Damon!"
What a weird statement.
I can't imagine how imaginary sexual preferences of people you do not know makes you happy.

lutefisk said...

So the faithful assistant doesn't keep his/her mouth shut? Or is it the "dates" spilling the info?