Monday, February 25, 2013

Blind Item #5 - Oscar's

This Academy Award nominee from this year with A list name recognition walked up to a woman at a party and asked her, "Do you want to f**k?" She replied, "What is my name?" He said, "How should I know your name? We are just meeting." She said, "We had sex last year." She then walked away. Not knowing when to quit, the nominee turned to a group of two or three people who had witnessed this encounter and said, "Well, I guess she was not very good then."

71 comments:

Staple611 said...

Bradley Cooper.

sandybrook said...

It sounds like Cooper.

bch11 said...

Tommy Lee Jones

JoElla said...

I'm thinking Jack.

lazyday603 said...

Philip Seymour Hoffman that old horndog. He is incorrigible.

Enigma said...

Joaquin Phoenix

VIPblonde said...

Is it just me, or did Jack Nicholson look/walk like he was wearing an adult diaper?

Alexstrasza said...

I like the Cooper and Hoffman guesses. Not sure which one it is though.

mistang said...

I thought Joaquin as well. Did Bradley Cooper take his mom to the after party? I would think that might be a little awkward with his mom around. Not saying someone in Hollywood wouldn't still try, but I think it was Mr. Phoenix.

Amber said...

Yanno, it doesn't say "actor" it just says "nominee" - this is totally Tim Burton.

Amber said...

(I'm kidding.)

BF said...

Quentin Tarantino

katydid said...

I think it may be a director or producer it just says nominee with A list recognition not actor. QT? I hope not he has the girlfriend now. Clooney? He was nominated for Argo but I think he'd be A+.
Speilberg? Just kidding :)

Erika said...

Well Lady, what do you expect? You had a one night stand a year ago and you expect the dude to remember your name?

Cathy said...

If it was Tarantino, she must have been wearing close-toed shoes for him to not remember her!

califblondy said...

I couldn't get over how much he reminded me of Red Skelton. His suit was too big and the wild hair was too much.

dragon said...

HAHAHAHA if he look good I'll say fuck it. She must not been good if she said no

All about Eve said...

Maybe Phoenix? I saw he brought his sister to the oscars

hairydawg said...

Ang Lee

auntliddy said...

What kind of life is this??!!

LottaColada said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
LottaColada said...

Joaquin Phoenix immediately came to mind.

Archer Dalton said...

I'm going with Jessica Chastain because she looks like she pulls a lot of ass and doesn't bother takin' names.

Second choice would be Drago Malfoy's dad, Luscious, who won some bullshit sound editing Oscar last night. Luscious gets more trim than all of the Scissor Sisters combined!

MontanaMarriott said...

Hey speaking of the Oscar's, anyone noticed who Joaquin's date was? His sister. I guess he is the answer to the BI after all.

tealily said...

I like the QT guess. Omg @Archer, I'm cracking up thinking about a Harry Potter character named "Luscious" Malfoy.

yodelay said...

Totally Jeremy Renner.
Hahahaha!

Basil said...

Who was the woman?

dragon said...

I meant him lol

I'll go with Joaquin Phoenix too

seaward said...

Haha me too, tealily. I'm sitting here making up a story about Luscious Lovelylox Malfoy.

Will Work For Tea said...

I don't think it was Joaquin, he was there with his sister last night...

Jacq said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Jacq said...

+1

Jason Blue Eyes said...

Bradley was with his mom all night wasn't he? Doesn't she live with him?

81 year old Composer John Williams? ;)

Sean said...

Denzel.

Archer Dalton said...

Drago's dad!

http://archerdalton.tumblr.com/post/43999942194/malfoy-stud

Snit said...

i just can't imagine joaquin having the sense of humor to come up with that response.

could totally picture Jack saying it, but he wasn't a nominee.

BrainyAngel said...

Sally Field as either the nominee or the woman approached. Bazinga!

Snapdragon said...

@seaward I am dying with laughter on my lunch re: Luscious Lovelylox Malfoy. BWAHAHAHa.

Mala Propism said...

When I was younger, I could've done something like that woman did simply in order to mess with the mind of the poorly mannered idiot.
I mean just *saying* it, whether or not I'd ever met him before in my life.
But I think I would've probably thrown in "it wasn't good enough for me to make the same mistake twice."

Yxtabay said...

Ang Lee?

__-__=__ said...

Nice catch Montana! Totally agree. And very sad.

FrenchGirl said...

LOL

B. Profane said...

Oh now, really? No one can get this one? "Nominee" does not preclude winner. If the transcription of the exchange is correct, the stilted nature of the protagonist's words indicate that he is not a native English-speaker. There was only one male ESL nominee/winner with A-list recognition making the rounds last night.

Almost certainly fake, but if not...Christoph, you bad, bad, sheisskopf.

warmislandsun said...

I like the old standby, Bennie boy.

Anna Nonymous said...

who's a huge ho?? B coop maybe, if he's not gay. or g. butler

lostathome said...

Quentin Tarantino?

Robert said...

Quentin Tarantino's look reminded me of Professor Irwin Corey.

B. Profane said...

Is Tarantino going to just go up to random actresses and ask them if they want to fuck?

(Actually, that's not a rhetorical question. If your a foot fetishist, would you randomly proposition women? And would you do it hoping to score the ol' vanilla with 'em and then ask if they'd be into your kink, or do you just go right for the kink? Because that's a fair question, I think. If you're a foot fetishist--especially a famous one--I don't think you'd just go up to women and say, "Hey, would you like to fuck?")

Sherry said...

It's a nominee from this year I see. Think it would be someone other than an actor since it said A list name recognition. How about Roman Coppola for Moonrise Kingdom screenplay nom? OR Seth McFarlane for his song Ted. Also a nominee.

Tina Mallette said...

QT is a Oscar winner from last night not just a nominee

lots of this arrogant actors use the line, it cuts out the BS yes means yes

smash said...

B profane- I say just go for you "hey can I lick and massage your feet".

whocaresnow12 said...

Bradley Cooper was with his mom. Philip Seymour Hoffman took his son. Joaquin was with his wife an not out much. This is one of those BI I'm more inclined to this isn't real.

Although, I would believe if it is Tarantino. He was his usual coked up self last night. He's just so gross.

ecua said...

Then I guess her name must be Rainn!

Phillygrrl said...

I picked up that right away too :)

ecua said...

Um, Joaquin Phoenix isn't married. His sister was his date. supposedly they are getting it on.

eris hilton said...

This was totally that special effects guy that looked like a wizard. I can't believe he didn't remember our magical night!

Anna said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Anna said...

I've read this blind before, since I knew what was happening before I finished the paragraph. Either that, or I've developed psychic powers in the last few minutes. (Who can I pitch my new series to, "Hollywood PreCog" - the girl who sees future Blind Items in her head and studios hire her to stop the actors before they screw up movie promos with a scandal.) The comments were probably made at pre-Oscar events. Nearly everyone brings a date or a mama to the Oscars and would behave. But I kind of hope it's Arkin.

Gabby said...

I sincerely don't think this is Christoph Waltz. Based on the way Jack Nicholson came up to JLaw during her ABC News interview I could totally see this being him, but I'm really picturing someone younger, plus Jack wasn't a nominee. I think Joaquin is satisfied banging his sister, so also don't think it's him. I could see this being BCoop or QT!

B. Profane said...

I suppose it could be QT. We are expecting more QT-related BI's, after all. Probably fake, but what the hell. He did look coked up.

Melissa said...

I thought the Coop was gay, no?

dragon said...

@archer for minute I thought u said Dragon's dad!.

bri swartley said...

No. This isn't his style, at all. He starts with lots of doofy nerd trivia, then tries a move. Its his MO.

Mango said...

Do these guys who bring their mothers to the Oscar ceremony (Bradley Coop and Leo DiCaprio--are there more?) just toss their moms into a cab post Oscar telecast so they can go party without their mommies harshing their fun?

elexia stanley said...

Jamie Fox... There are numerous reports he was "flirting" with women offering them roles in short films all night!

B. Profane said...

"Do these guys who bring their mothers to the Oscar ceremony...just toss their moms into a cab post Oscar telecast so they can go party?"

Good question. I suspect they park mom with their publicist at the Vanity Fair party and slide out to where the real action is happening.

If I were ever there I'd be doing it like Phil Hoffman: let the boy get a taste of the after-parties, introduce him around to stars that you know, discreetly ogle a few of the fine ladies, then kick early back to the hotel room and play video games or read.

Hegg said...

Almost positive it's Quentin Tarantino.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@lazyday603, LOL!

Steampunk Jazz said...

@ Robert,I totally agree! I was wracking my brain trying to come up with the name. Thanks.

Robot Rosie said...

Hahaha @Eris Hilton. You just killed me.

Poor brooding Joaquin.. So handsome, yet so unreachable. Imagine if after all this time of assuming he is the answer to that BI we find out its terribly inaccurate and really he is just only comfortable bringing her as a date? That would be so sad.

I don't remember him ever dating anyone publicly... But he is an amazing actor, I think he deserves a lot of recognition even though he seems to recoil in fear after the Gladiator experience!

Mystikchic said...

The only academy award nominee with A list name recognition that comes to mind is Bradley Cooper. When it comes to sex, I don't think Brad discrimiates but I also think he is one who has had so many partners he doesn't remember their names.