Saturday, March 02, 2013

Blind Item #1 - Easy Easy Easy

This reality star is B list. His girlfriend is B+ list. He is a jerk. I hate them both. They were in a store the other day and decided to buy something that cost $42. Apparently they made millions of dollars last year and they decided to ask if they could have a discount. Not in a nice way either. With cameras rolling the guy asked, "Can we get a f**king discount?" The owner said no. Bless you. I would have kicked them out.

62 comments:

Alexstrasza said...

Heidi and Spencer

B626 said...

scott & kourtney-classssss

Ellen said...

Kourtny Kardashian and that Scott guy

Alexstrasza said...

Never mind, Heidi and Spencer are married. Scott and Kourtney FTW

auntliddy said...

I bet their take on it us: "why should we pay more because were wealthy? Isnt that taking advantage of us?" You know, pretzel logic.

Izzie Marceaux said...

Missing KFF already. auntliddy, and "we're putting you on our show, why should we have to pay the same as mere mortals?"

Diana G said...

Yup, this is Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick.

dragon said...

"he's jerk. I hate them both"

I don't know why I laugh hard on that.

He's The DJ, I'm The Rapper said...

What kind of a wealthy dipshit would ask for a discount on a $42 item?? I'd be too embarrassed.

FS said...

And some people in our country complain that the poor have a sense of entitlement? Please.

ethorne said...

If they're that damn cheap, they can clip coupons like the rest of us.

c_anne said...

Scott and Courtney. God all of those people are annoying.

phoenix said...

"With cameras rolling.." That's why he did it. It's what his script called for.

Irishbelle said...

Is it bad that I wish that sink hole in FL had instead been underneath their bedroom? Or maybe whatever house they all happen to be in. Pretty sure we would all be better of without them!

.robert said...

Please don't try to poison my aquifer.

Sugar said...

Lord and Lady of Disick.

Diana G said...

There's was an episode with Kourtney clipping coupons.

auntliddy said...

Fs- you hit nail on head!!!!!!

auntliddy said...

But not the children. There is still hope for them lol

ureallyannoyme said...

This is troll bait to get B Profane back?

To save time, my favorite porn sites are xnxx, xtube and literotica.

Irishbelle said...

True! The babies are innocent.

smash said...

Ureally- really?

What is this hate on B profane. He has ALWAYS been the one to stir shit. For the last 7 or so months!!!! What the hell is with all the newbs getting on his case. Jeeesh! Chill out.

Frufra said...

Second that, auntliddy - FS nailed it.

10-4 over. said...

@Smash People want to feel a part of something and included be it a group, a conversation, and/or identify with spmething. Psychology 101. Cdan is a lot of things to a lot of different people, and you don't know the reasons why they are here or what they get out of it. So relax, try to go easier on people, it won't hurt anyone.

smash said...

Ok 10-4. Since you have been a part of this "community" for a long time. B wasn't attacking anyone so I don't see why people feel its fair game to attack him. That's all.

feraltart said...

Smash, B Profane was attacking people & threatening them. I have had nasty comments towards me from him previously & I am a very long time poster. I don't like his commentary or attitude, I try not to attack other commentators, but this is not the first time B Prifane has threatened people & I for one would be happy never to hear from him again.

smash said...

Ok feral. I will take your word for it even though I have never seen it, other than him saying he can find people's IP address. About once a month he does something like that so for me it is just how he is. The only reason I said anything is I saw yesterday several people talk about him.

I would feel really stupid, ignorant, disliked and cornered if I saw people asking oh where is the troll smash. The word Troll really bothers me. :)

Izzie Marceaux said...

Smash, B. Profane called everyone who disagreed with them whores and threatened to put their personal and financial information online.

"OK, look, it's all Enty's little whores coming out of the woodwork, trying to obfuscate."

"So...who wants their SSN, home phone, cell, address history and full credit report posted worldwide, on hard sites beyond reach of US law? Anyone? No takers? CC numbers? Bank account numbers? Porn search history?

You want to play hardball because you don't like me calling you sleazy flacks, we can do that. Fine with me."

You're not a troll, smash. I don't even think B. Profane is a troll, just someone off their meds.

califblondy said...

Now I'm gonna be singing Rilki Don't Lose That Number all day today :)

Mango said...

He might have always been the one to stir shit, but that doesn't make it fun for everyone else.

I know it's a comment, joke or comeback to say that someone needs to take their meds, but I truly feel that he needs to be on medication or have whatever he IS taking adjusted.

There is absolutely NOTHING WRONG with taking medication for a chemical imbalance and there shouldn't be a stigma attached.

faux101 said...

@phoenix, Yeah.. Just cus he has a script that paints him as a complete twat, surely he can't be an actual twat. He's a grown man! I'm sure he can have as much input as he wishes on the "script" and story arc concerning him, Kourtney and their kids.

Mango said...

If Kourtney and Scott were buying condoms PLEASE give them a discount. We don't need them making any more cast members for "that show".

Izzie Marceaux said...

Mango, I hope my comment about someone off their meds came across as a joke or a comeback. I honestly mean it. I have a friend who is bi-polar and when she is off her meds, those are the kinds of messages, phone calls, and emails we (her friends and family) receive. She stops taking them when she feels like she can handle it and doesn't want anyone "knowing (she's) crazy".

smash said...

As per the blind I agree. The Lord and misses Disdick.

Anna Nonymous said...

heidi and spencer would work if this were older. kourtney and scott. I just cannot stand these two asshats, it just goes to prove all the money, and privilege, clothes, cars,jewelry, shows, attention, perfumes, magazine covers, surgery, homes in the world does not create happiness or decent human beings, that have even basic toddler level manners or language skills. Now Scotty, you know that's not how big boys talk. Can we shove them off a cliff, please? The sooner this horrible family runs out of money the better, and the sooner they will start having to deal with real life, real addiction, real pain, real sacrifice, real hardship, and then and only then will they grow the fuck up, and no you cannot have a fucking discount, scott fucking disick.

M52799 said...

It's true, B. Profane was threatening everyone, calling us whores and totally going off over Enty calling someone A+++ list. It was nuts. You can read his comments on Blind Item #1 from Thursday.

Mooshki said...

Wait, so because B.Profane has always been an asshole, we should just let it go when he continues to be an asshole?

PuggleWug said...

He threatened to reveal SSN's! I don't mind my identity, or lack of porn history revealed, but come on. It was an empty threat, I just don't understand why it had to get to that point. I may be slightly newbish, but I found it lame to call us enty's whores because we came out to say we didn't care about fake blinds. I don't think Profane's feeling wee hurt either. If anything, he has been reading all of this while laughing

PuggleWug said...

Were*

JSierra said...

Smash check out Thursdays blind item #1. Entertaining to say the least. If B is so handy with ip addresses and identity theft than why doesn't he use those skills to solve his fave mystery? I kind of think that a lot of the suit stutters on here are actually just our beloved enty jacking up comments and getting more hits when things get slow. It has been pretty slow lately, aside from Oscar buzz.

OT Winter is coming!

JSierra said...

Ducking kindle. Suit stutters=shit stirrers

MrWolf said...

My take away from this thread is that - Hey, there's another literotica fan on CDAN!

JSierra said...

God dammit. Fucking!!

PuggleWug said...

Yes! Winter is coming! I am so fucking stoked!

Mango said...

The thing about the "K" family is that if they asked for a discount on a $42 hammer I'd be pissed and if they asked for a discount on a $42,000 BMW I'd be pissed. YOU'RE MILLIONAIRES for no reason, you bunch of talentless hacks. Fucking pay for it and gtf out!

@ Izzie - No my comment about meds was meant in general. I wasn't singling anyone here out.

Robert said...

@JSierra: Your unintentional typos are hilarious! Duck it--"suit stutters" it is!

Mystikchic said...

This sounds like Kourtney Kartrashian and Scott Disick. Nether of them have the right to be rude.......or famous.

ureallyannoyme said...

B Profane insists that Enty has professional connections directly with the Kardashians and that Enty has been in meetings with them.

b. profane has a history of causing drama, disappearing and returning a few weeks later as if we don't remember. I'm wondering if this blind (ostensibly about the Kardashians) is an attempt to get B Profane to return earlier than usual.

Posts with more than a few dozen comments aren't that common on CDAN. Gotta drive page views and ad turnover somehow. Baiting the person who called your readers whores isn't a bad idea. Villains get the best ratings.

Agent**It said...

FS ditto.

MLE said...

@Smash, many people here have had very unpleasant experiences with B. over the years. I understand that may not have been the case for you but please don't insult other posters as "newbies" in your rush to defend B. I doubt he would do the same for you.

Sherry said...

Yeah sadly Smash, B was out of control. I just ignored him wishing he would have to get back to writing his manifesto. Until that point it was plain ole weird.

L said...

and besides what's with all the 'newbies' hate?

smash said...
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smash said...

You can all calm down now. I was not saying anything against anyone who is new to this website. Enjoy it. Love it. Whatever. Just chill out.

JSierra said...

Take a xanax! Calm down! Sorry, I can't read the words "calm down" without seeing Ramona and her crazy eyes 0_o

smash said...

Satchels of gold! And jelly beans for All!!!

Agent**It said...

...pass the bong, thank you...

ethorne said...

@JSierra- lol - love the wonk eyes

__-__=__ said...

Too funny. I remember the thread. I thought he meant horz.

Mrswife29 said...

Damn! I'm gonna need to go back and catch up on the comments section! I missed out on the epic B drama.

babo said...

3 for Literotica just saying. I have just learned in less than an hour what a Cleveland steamer, a pearl necklace and space docking were, so I am sure you all can handle it. I ll just try to erase this from my brain (with the eel picture)

Jeri said...

This is why I don't care to get involved w/the other posters. I have been attacked for having an opinion that didn't fit the norm. I'll just keep to myself, post my ideas & not worry about any of the drama. Sorry if this offends anyone.