Saturday, September 14, 2013

Blind Item #4

This almost A list mostly movie director broke up with his B+/A- list mostly movie actress girlfriend because he has a thing about going out with as many women as possible and having a girlfriend gets in the way of that. However, he also said he had to break up with her because when they would have sex she was so loud that they had to be in a soundproof room or else people would come banging on hotel room doors or the apartment door and wonder what was going on. Apparently the screams sound like someone is being killed. The director said he found it too embarrassing.

87 comments:

Missy Thomas said...

anna kendrick & edgar wright (if he's almost A list)

derek harvey said...

that would get annoying

Tina Mallette said...

Directors who broke up with actresses recently

Rosario Dawson - Danny Boyle

Anna Kendrick - Edgar Wright

Izzy Spongeworthy said...

Marlee Matlin for the gf.

Sean said...

Hmmm...I find it hard to believe anyone would dump either Anna Kendrick or Rosario Dawson. Really,you aren't going to get anything better.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Yeah, I'm sorry, if I was having sex with Rosario Dawson, and someone heard the noise and came pounding on the door yelling "What's going on in there!" I would totally just yell back, "I am banging the f*ck out of Rosario Dawson, and you aren't!"

childeroland said...

Danny Boyle IS A list, not mostly. Edgar Wright did the Cornetto trilogy, which people love, and he's about to do Ant Man, which should cement it for him. This looks like Wright, then.

auntliddy said...

Jas, i agree. Lol

Sean said...

Jonathan...I would spend the rest of my life bragging.

fouxdafafa said...

If it was Anna Kendrick, wouldn't it say Academy Award nominated? And if it was Boyle or Wright, wouldn't it say foreign born director?

fancyscreenname said...

@JAS...reading your post whilst peeking at your face is just AWESOMELY funny.

Wendy Davis said...

The louder a woman gets the more she is faking it. I should know.

Kassandra said...

Wendy, maybe that's you, but for sure isn't me. i don't fake it. ever.

and i'm LOUD.

Notorious W.i.g. said...

I'm sad for you that you're faking it all the time. :(

Tyger Lilly said...

@JAS- you win comment of the week award!

Sherry said...

Ever try to be quiet? Sometimes it just impossible. Whomever the director is he's an idiotic. Happy noises should always be welcome.

B. Profane said...

"Happy noises should always be welcome."

Uh, good theory, but this one girl...I didn't know she was a screamer, and I had all the windows open. Neighbors could hear her halfway down the block. It was like having an air raid siren in your face. There is such a thing as too loud.

Notorious W.i.g. said...

Happy noises are not welcome when it's your parents banging away in the next room.

Cee Kay said...

I'm also loud and NEVER fake. I don't have to. :)

And I don't care how hot a girl is, some guy somewhere is sick of her.

ecua said...

I have no idea who Edgar Wright is, and I'm an avid reader of all the sites/blogs and see films all of the time. So I have to say that I doubt he is even close to A list. I'd put my money on Dawson/Boyle.

Count Jerkula said...

Director is a tool with no nuts. Broad gets obnoxiously loud like that, it is a passive aggressive cue that she wants to be choked.

Life would be much easier if chicks were up front about stuff like that, instead of attempting to manipulate so they can maintain the "good girl" facade.

annabella said...

count, its crystal clear that you call women nasty names and talk about choking them because you can't get a date.

and also, you have nothing but time to comment every single day on this site. I wonder why....

B. Profane said...

If it is Kendrick, I have to wonder about the lifestyle adjustments you have to make if you're a screamer who travels a lot. I mean, what do you do? Ask for a corner room? Rent the rooms on either side when your honey is visiting? Ask to have your set trailer placed far away from all the others/

Count Jerkula said...

@Annabella: Well, if you want to lump all broads in with whores and gutter sluts, go ahead, but I wouldn't disrespect an upstanding broad by failing to make distinctions.

As far as "can't get a date" and having nothing better to do, I think they are already established facts.

Now what about you?

Why does calling a broad who trades sex for cash a "whore" affect you in such a way?



tara17 said...

I have to be careful of being too loud due to kids, and bottom line: it detracts from the amazing pleasure. If the guy's a cheater anyway, no big loss.

Leo said...

@count, you're always courteous to people who call you out here, ill give you that.

Count Jerkula said...

@Leo: Not always, but mostly. I am not infallible, I occasionally fall victim to impulse.

Tara said...

Wright doesn't seem like a lothario type, and also he and Anna dated for four years. If you were stepping out or if you couldn't handle her screaming, would you stay for four years? I don't know how long Roro and Boyle dated (at least a year) but she seems like a really sexual person and i can see her being really loud. Kendrick too I guess, but since I don't know how long Rosario and he dated I'm going with them. Plus, Boyle has an Oscar presence.

RobotBabs said...

@Count, I adore you. You always have a fresh perspective.

Wendy Davis said...

Don't be. It's just a fact of life. Most of the best looking men are gay. When I take care of myself in private no one can hear a thing. Oh and you broads who brag about the fact that you are married thinking it means something, well it doesn't mean squat. Kinda how Lena Dunham is delusional baby!

rajahcat said...

she is delusional

__-__=__ said...

I'm confused. I thought sex for cash was prostitute, indicating honesty and contractual obligation.

I thought sex for dinner was whore. Or sex for well, something else not contractually agreed upon prior to the act.

I'm SO confused!!!!!!!

Notorious W.i.g. said...

What the hell are you talking about? You don't get off because you have sex with uglies? Then you go masturbate while thinking about gay hotties? Who even mentioned being married? And Lena Dunham??

rajahcat said...

Well I don't think Rosario Dawson in almost A list......although Anna Kendrick is...can't quite picture it though

maybe

methinks this is someone else entirely

Unknown said...

@ everyone - This is your resident prostitute chiming in. I'm glad to see that people here are trying to academically distinguish the difference between a whore and a prostitute. That makes my heart happy.

2. When I get myself off, I make noise sometimes - actually most of the time. I sometimes wonder what my neighbors are thinking because they know there are never any dudes in my bedroom.

3. I cannot get a date either. My mom says I don't try but the truth is have no game at all. I really don't know have any clue how to pick up a guy.

4. I would chop the nuts off of any man who quieted me when his face was between my thighs. Or crush his head with my super strength inner thighs. When I am screaming, please take that as a compliment. Seriously, what kind of immature little dickhead would complain about such things? He's doing it wrong.

5. I cannot get past Kendrick's face.

6. Rosario's titties are awesome. YUM! I am generally not a fan of implants but I think she/they look impossibly hot.

Count Jerkula said...

@Equation: Prostitute, Escort, Hooker, Whore, all the same.

No what you are talking about in your second part is a variations on the M.O. of a whore, where they will exchange sex for things besides money. Attention Whore, Dinner Whore, Drug Whore, Gucci Whore, are examples of this mindset of whore. They aren't just fucking for love or fun, but they are not really earning a living at it. I'd consider them in the semi-pro category, like an Olympic Athlete whose goal is a medal and recognition, not cash.

In regards to Honesty being involved with prostitution, The Fundamental Law of Porn #1 really extends to all categories of sex work. It reads: Whores Lie.

Wendy Davis said...

Hmm let me think about "known gay hotties": Zac Efron, Bradley Cooper, Harry Styles, guy from that prison cable show, etc. If men can have high standards for women, why can't I? Also, LD once commented that no one sends her baby pictures and expects an honest response. Like she is one to talk. Yes my commentfriend was aa bit rambling, touche. But, We are on the same side NWIG. Why you gotta do me like this baby???

Tru Leigh said...

I was hoping this was KStew, but I doubt if she's more animated in bed than on the screen.

Notorious W.i.g. said...

Ok, I'm going to have a few more drinks and then read this again. Maybe then I'll understand.

Anothergrayhare said...

How big is that basement you live in Count?

Wendy Davis said...

Stone cold busted! I could not escape the drinks at my suprise birthday party this afternoon. My comments are crap. Don't waste time thinking about them. I will just delete them soon.

JSierra said...

@Annabella and you have the time to comment on almost every single one of his comments. Tell me, how has the kettle been doing lately?

Claudea said...
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Claudea said...

2nd post (the link didn't work in the previous one)

Because Patsy said it best!

Claudea said...

... ouch... but this is so entertaining.

Count Jerkula said...

@grayhare: really, that is all you got? Make fun of people livin in basements to try and get a dig in on me? I don't know if I am sadder that you are so uncaring or so uncreative.

Renoblondee said...

This thread is awesome! And I'm at the beach bitches! Xxoo

MadLyb said...

If this is an A list director, he should be able to afford sound-proofing, right?

@Count - Um, real women aren't the same as the women in your spank fantasies. I think I LOL'ed a couple times at your "shocking" comments way back when, when they were sparse, but dude, your "hey, look at me, I'm the cool, edgy, perverted guy who's done it all" schtick is getting old. If it's all you have, then disregard - I'm not into making some pathetic guy feel more shitty than he already does.

MadLyb said...

Oh, and this goes for your "friends" too.

Leo said...

Ooh. Who's his "friends"?

MadLyb said...

There's a troll who makes up aliases that resemble usernames of real people. He/she/it has been trolling the comments for months. My theory is that it's an 8 year old, a meth/crackhead or a seriously mental ill person. I mean every time I visit the site, this person and their many hand puppets are having a go at it. I used to like reading the comments, but it's like eating a shit sandwich anymore.

Count Jerkula said...

@madlyb: i thought the proper terminology is Sock Puppet accts. If yer gellus you don't got a parody acct, I could make a SadLyb acct and just cut and paste yer complaining. I don't do the alts on here, because I'm comfortable with the trollin.

SophiaB said...

Um no Count. I never lied once. Part. Of. My. Charm. If I could not think of anything nice to say I said nothing. The thing is, I looked for the good. Assholes never made it in the door to see me. That was the rule. If they were rude I shut it down. That way I could be NICE. I really wish people would stop with the generalization. You do it constantly, and some idiot who makes regular pronouncements about the polyamory community does it too.

There is NO SUCH THING as Everybody Does This (or that). Since you haven't met every provider on the planet, then stop speaking for them.

I am sometimes very admiring of you Count, but this thread makes me wonder about you. Choking is violence, and ascribing loud sex to lying is just so off. And disrespectful. And just plain wrong.

Eyebrows raised to the heavens.

Steampunk Jazz said...

@Count, I don't mind the trolls when they're witty ...some are truly funny. They are a different perspective, if nothing else.

SophiaB said...

Hey fellow walker on the wild side. Had to hang up my stilettos, but it was a blast while it lasted.

Steampunk Jazz said...

Where the Hell is enty? He's late as all get out!

Steampunk Jazz said...

Where the Hell is enty? He's late as all get out!

Count Jerkula said...

@SophiaB: Are you still drunk from last night? Do a wake and bake or something? FLOP #1, doesn't say "ALL whore lie", it says "whores lie". That could be an insignificant lie, "Oh, your dick is so big" to a significant lie, "Those aren't track marks, I was attacked by a swarm of spiders." No you could very well be a whore unicorn, having never spoken a non truth, but if you think you are anything but a tiny minority, you are as clueless as the guy who think the super model in the pic on BackPage is showing up at his door for a $180 3 hole bone-a-thon.

I have no clue how you made the leap of loud sex equating to lying.

P.S. There was an absolutely adorable chick working at Dunkin Donuts this morning. I heard her mention she was an Eagles fan and that kinda ruined it.

I one time told my ex that if our son ever tells me he is an Eagles fan, I would beat him until he recants. I rather him tell me he wants to be a dancer or a democrat than an Eagles fan.

HiHat said...

This couldn't be Robert Rodriguez and Rose McGowan, could it?

Sherry said...

Wig: I stand corrected.

Sherry said...

Kinda glad Enty is late. I'm enjoying the back and forth.

And fwiw prostitution should be legal and regulated. There are persons who find the work pleasant and truly satisfy a need. If it's between two consenting adults why should we care?

Thanks to the ladies who chimed in.

Shinobi Jedi said...

Happy Birthday, Wendy!

Shinobi Jedi said...

Thank you.

Shinobi Jedi said...

You equate prostitution with honesty?? Ha!! I guess you've never heard of door ditching, huh?

Shinobi Jedi said...

All escorts look for the good in their tricks. It's how they get through the job. Because if the man was truly good, he wouldn't be there tricking in the first place, engendering the notion women are material objects and not human beings...

Count Jerkula said...

@Shinobi: That is a skewed view. Maybe there are some who get off on a "I bought you, I own you for the next hour" vibe, but I think most who go with whores are rational enough to understand they are purchasing the whore's time and not the whore.

The actual purchasing of whores would be a quite pricey endeavor, requiring back up, fire arms, a brown paper bag filled with hundreds, and contact with some dangerous fellows. Then you have to deal with room, board, maintenance and yapping.

Unknown said...

LOL, I have never met a sexworker who refers to her clients as tricks. Contrary to popular belief, there all kinds of sexworkers. Sure, there are a lot who are completely fucked in up in a myriad of ways but there are many who are normal as normal could ever get. Today I went to Weight Watchers, the gym, Costco and am now watching football with my dog. In fact, I am kind of a nerd. I read a lot, am gym obsessed, enter sweepstakes and contests (that's the first time I've admitted that publicly. LOL, I am a loser.) go to the opera and go to a lot of academic lectures. You'd never know I am a WHORE! omg!!! My life, however, isn't anywhere near perfect. I get very lonely at times. I wish I had an active sex life and more importantly, I truly wish I would meet someone with whom to share my life. I'm impossibly sad that I will never have a family, especially since there are babies/pregnant women galore in my neighborhood. I worry about my parents getting older and subsequently moving back home to be closer to them. I would likely have those same worries if I weren't a prostitute.

I live a health conscious lifestyle that includes no tobacco, no alcohol and the occasional hit off of very old joint. I workout six days a week, and have healthy relationships with my family and friends. Some of ya'll watch way too much Law and Order if you think all hookers are 100 pound crackheads with 12 kids by 10 different dudes.

I won't lie about this - I don't like all of my clients but I like a LOT of them. Rude and demanding scumbags generally don't contact me because my ads make it clear about the kind of clients I am seeking. I am very expensive for what I provide and screen extensively. Generally, men who are not so nice men will not comply with my verification process. Massage is a lot different, for me anyway, because I am afforded a lot more control over the sessions. Anyway, I like a lot of my clients. They're interesting, funny, kind men. Some are hot. Oh dear lord, some are hot (!) but never in a way that you'd expect a woman to find a man hot. Most aren't. The ones who I end up firing are always ones who push my boundaries and show utter disregard for my body, myself or my time.

@ Count - you're very hard to read. I imagine you're a lot softer in person than you are online. I'll just leave it at that. I did LOL @ the comment about purchasing whores. Oh, there is not a man alive who would purchase me. NONE!

Shinobi Jedi said...

@Unknown: Honey, I never called you a whore. I used the term escort. Go get your $$. I'm not judging you, I'm judging them. And I didn't say you or any other escort refers to them as tricks. I did! Because that's what they are, tricks. Of course you'll find real love one day. Don't be silly. I already love you and I don't even know you.

@count
I don't necessarily disagree with your perspective. And I freeley admit my view is skiewed. But I can't help it. I rolled with Jacky Jasper for 15 years before he started his Diary of a Hollywood Street King and learned the real game, and the whole game, from him. So I'm definitely biased. He didn't teach it to me to become a Pimp. He taught it to me because women have become the predator instead of the prey in a predator/prey world (nothing wrong with that) and he just didn't like seeing his homie go crazy and constantly get mind fucked and heart broken by predatory, almost always cheating, Los Angeles women. And I learned, that knowledge is like being a Jedi. You can use it for good, and help your self be the kind of man a woman wants without having to change your self and be in charge of your own life and keep your self from getting heartbroken; or you can use it for evil and try to roll chicks on the track for $$. At least Jacky and his crew were all ex-Playboy Pimps, meaning, they would never lay a hand on any girl they were Pimping (when they used to) because to do so, would be to admit defeat in your game.

We don't roll together anymore though, because he couldn't help but change after he started the blog. Even before it got successful. You can't help but become more negative when you make $$ off of peopling selling out their friends and family. Your faith in humanity, crumbles. I was in the same mind as Kool Keith and others that the blog was a bad move and he should've stuck to music. But he's my sensei in the game, so I'm not going to disrespect him now. And one thing I can attest to is, just about all his gossip is legit. Black Hollywood does not keep their mouth shut. I've been hearing stuff for years that is way dirtier and darker than anything seen here. I know shit that even Jacky hasn't printed, because it's just too dark.

One thing I will say though. Is that you know that old top blind that's been around for years that Enty won't reveal about the A+++ list female singer/songwriter/actress that has had someone Ghost vocaling her entire career? And when this mega star talent meant the real singer and didn't even acknowledge her or Thank her for her career? Remember? And everyone thinks it's Mariah?

Yeah, will I can tell you for sure, that it's not Mariah. It's Madonna.

Believe it.

Count Jerkula said...

Unknown: Thank you for an excellent post. Hopefully you allay some of the stereotypes these broads have about sex workers and the thought that the job is "soul crushing".

I play a jerk on the internet because it is fun and sparks discussion. No, I am not really like this in person, but I do have a pronounced ball buster streak in me.

@ShinobiJedi: Again, thank you for an excellent post. I like the Jedi mindset and the theory behind Playboy Pimping. I'm only into striking a woman if it is consensual and fun.

Madonna Ciccone doesn't fit the 13 letter clue of the Milli Vanilli blind, but I don't think it would be surprising if that practice wasn't at least semi commonplace.

V said...

@count - thinking about the 13 letter clue - Madonna Louise fits...something to chew on.

@Shinobi Jedi - I would love to hear your stories!

@unknown - you sound like a cool ass chick. I hope you post more.

Sherry said...

Agree with you V. Unknown you are obviously quite intelligent and I hope your posting here dispels the misunderstanding that sex work can't be a positive endeavour. I wish for you love. You certainly deserve it as do all of us. And by the way you live a much healthier lifestyle than I do. Where are my cigarettes and beer....oh yeah, there they are. LOL!

V said...

Sherry, cracked open a bottle if wine at 10 this morning...it's 5 o'clock somewhere right? I do feel semi-productive today in that 1) I'm tailgating and 2) I scored some of the swag from the Philip Lim/target collaboration at 8 this morning.

V said...

*of, damn wine

SophiaB said...

Um no again. Customers are not all cheaters, and many of them have very good reasons for spending time with a provider. It iS really annoying that anyone thinks clients come in a one-size-fits-all package, any more than providers do. So ignorant!!

Shinobi Jedi said...

Who said all tricks are cheaters? I sure didn't...

Sherry said...

Oh V, that makes me feel better for drinking my first beer at.11. :)

SophiaB said...

I know enough providers who do what they do for joy, and are in service to their clients. Maybe things are just different out here on the West Coast....

I do not drink due to health issues (otherwise I would drink like a fish as I used to!!). Maybe I misread your post-I am very tired from a long, difficult week-but you did say two things in close proximity that made me wonder about you. Ok, so most prostitutes lie, maybe, but I just want people to stop making blanket statements.

I have had roommates who do provider work, I have a few friends who do it, and we all agreed and made clear when discussing this work that it is way more fun and fulfilling and joyful than the media ever says.

Of COURSE there are major risks. I had to quit because I can't get arrested or my life will be totally ruined. But if it was decriminalized or legalized, I would go back to it in a minute. Oh, and if there was a way to safely prevent STDs. That was difficult to wrap my mind around, especially with the untreatable gonorrhea now on the scene.

My work touched my heart in so many ways. I won't tell the stories, but I was honored to be there and witness some amazing healing. Maybe you don't believe me, or think I am just a clueless sap, but what I witnessed was real...

SophiaB said...

Cheers!! Pink bubbles. Thank you!!

SophiaB said...

Um, you said they are by definition bad, or something. Lets not split hairs, shall we? The men I dealt with were 95% lovely, kind, generous, and funny. I had a great time. I loved what I was doing, and although it was nerve wracking to learn the ropes, it was an awesome and empowering experience that changed me completely.
Most people need sex. And not everyone gets the kind of sex they want or need from their partners. And it doesn't make them bad people if the fill that need in a safe and sane way.

Lets stop criminalizing and shaming a normal human need.

Leo said...

Most people think its jlo.

You're fucking fascinating, please post more!

Shinobi Jedi said...

@Sophia:

Sophie, I'm not shaming or criminalizing a human need. Please don't twist my words into something they're not.

I'm saying tricks make the world harder than it has to be. I'm glad you had a charmed experience as an escort. However I've rolled with Escorts, and watched them door ditch a trick all the time. Ask him to show the $$, and as he does, snatch it out of his hand and haul ass to the car. So, saying it's a paragon of honesty has not been my experience.

As for tricks being tricks, I think your perspective is a bit inside a bubble. My wife is a dancer (Sophie is actually her stage name) at one of the top clubs here in LA. One that enforces a clean club (So it can keep the Cops away from it's laundering activities, I'm pretty sure). But once the economy dropped, many girls started to provide full service outside the club, damaging it's rep as a place with such hot girls, that there's nothing else but what's legal. So now, they're constantly having to watch for anything inside and have been firing girls left and right for not playing by the rules.

So she just dances, but the shit she goes through from tricks expecting her to be more than a dancer because of what some the other girls there do, outside of work, is just ridiculous. I'm so happy to give her game and take their $$ from them. They treat her like she's some piece of shit if she won't blow them in the club or whatever.

And that's my point. Just by the nature of engaging in a transaction for sex, will have any man with a dark streak subconsciously see women not as an equal expression of God, but as an object to be bought and sold and not worthy of respect or decency. It pisses me off almost as much when square tricks do the same with animals and pets too.

To be fair, there are some really nice lonely regulars. That's probably been the majority of your experience, and I do feel for those dudes. But a little self confidence, a little physical fitness (they don't have to be ripped) and being able to understand women the way women understand each other, and he would get plenty of sex for free. Find the true love they and everyone deserves.

But the majority of these are guys from all over the world, they're not nice and lonely guys. They're squares who judge others and are so used to tricking for sex they don't see the escort as a human being, they just see her as a "whore for sale".

I'm glad you had a rosy experience of mostly the nice and lonely guys, but if you can't see how tricking leads to the worst misogyny, then I don't know what to say. I'm talking world wide men from different classes and cultures. Not just some square businessmen and frat boys from upstate Vermont. No offense.

As for men needing sex and not getting it from their partners, if they were doing their job correctly, that wouldn't be an issue. If they knew how to be the kind of man a woman wants while staying true to themselves, they wouldn't need to trick. And I'm not talking about learning how to be an asshole by studying The Pickup Artist or some other BS book that might help you get laid, simply by being an asshole. Because anybody can get laid. Not everyone can get a woman to stay and continue to choose to give her Love to you.

You might disagree with my perspective. And that's okay. I still Love you Sophia no matter what.

@Count: Thanks! Even though we don't always agree, I am a fan of your trolling.

Actually, I like everyone on here. It's the regular crowd that keeps this blog going way moreso than any of the Blinds or reveals, imho.

LadyConstance said...

Hmmm, hate to break up this little fantasy island, where whores know how to spell and claim to embrace "clean" living. How is that, when you will do guys for $? Do they bring a Dr's note? Give me a break. Lets talk real, women are murdered every day, by their safe "dates" Strippers, yep them too. I personally knew 5 that were killed, 3 beaten to death. One of them, was dumped nude, thrown from a car like trash. I know, I was a stripper for 15 yrs. i am only counting the murders, there were some suicides, more than a few OD'd. It is an ugly life, that attracts monsters. They may come with refrences, but there are no gurantees, not ever.

Count Jerkula said...

@Lady Constance: Same risks as civilian broads, just higher percentages. There are a whole variety of whore, from $10 crack ho to $50k/night supermodel. No one story is all encompassing.

Anothergrayhare said...

@countjerkoff: and you'll never get near any of them. Keep living the fantasy life there buddy.

Count Jerkula said...

GrayHare: I think it is sweet that you are hung up on me, but humorless, bitter old twunts aint my thang.

Run along now, I'm sure there is some dude, with a hearing aide that can be turned off, who would be interested in spending time with you.

Anothergrayhare said...

Don't flatter yourself. And there are plenty of men who are interested, thank you. I have to turn them down because my husband -- who's 10 years younger than me -- would be jealous. Our 20 year relationship isn't worth risking. Go back to your recliner and try not to get anything on the computer screen with those hairy palms of yours.

Count Jerkula said...

That's it grayhare, keep thinking of what I'm doing with my cock and convincing yourself you hate me.

PayPal me a 20 and I'll jerk off on cam for you. You can call me mean names to keep up the hate facade. I will wear a mask though.