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Blind Items Revealed

December 27, 2012

This A list all movie actor has been saying all the right things about his marriage and what he is trying to do, but having the escort come over on Christmas Eve is probably not the best way.

Russell Crowe

30 comments:

MISCH said...

it's all about the money...

MISCH said...

it's all about the money...

Unknown said...

I looked back at comments and was surprised he was first and most popular guess.

Unknown said...

why he is a douche

Unknown said...

Because blind seemed a little vague and could probably fit a lot them.

ethorne said...

Maybe not the best way, but the funnest for sure. And Enty forgot to say he gave the hooker a phone for Christmas!

Del Riser said...

Russel said he won't get divorced, he's not giving half his money to anybody.

Anonymous said...

Hes so gross.not surprised he had ro pay for it. He was good in the latest tarantino flick tho.

LottaColada said...

The hooker did NOT get a phone for Christmas! She got a copy of Les Miz ;)

Unknown said...

Do they not have prenupital agreements in Australia?

Unknown said...

Hey didn't CZJ insist on a fidelity clause in her prenup with Mikey boy.

Notorious W.i.g. said...

Lotta, you're right! And he made her watch it while they got it on, while singing along to all his parts.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Loves ya betches! <3

auntliddy said...

He is a douchular austrailian. Very bad juju

AnonPLS said...

This isn't Robin Thicke?

PotPourri said...

Well to be fair to Russell....it's HIS Christmas too!

Count Jerkula said...

Maybe his wife paid for the hooker as his present.

lostathome said...

spoiler; robin thicke was the hooker

ethorne said...

Spoiler: Blurred Lines is about Russell Crowe.

The Real Dragon said...

does escort pay good money? I need a new job.

feraltart said...

Tina, pre-nuptial agreements in Australia do not stand up in court. Literally not worth the paper they are written on. Even with our superannuation, the beneficiary you nominate will not necessarily get the money on your death unless you make your super part of your will or fill in paperwork to make it a binding beneficiary which you have to renew every three years. Also, his wife very publicly cheated on him, don't have much sympathy for her.

Count Jerkula said...

@RealDragon: It depends on looks, performance, personality and the target demo you are marketing yourself toward and how you market yourself.

If I were an attractive chick in need of some supplemental income, I'd go the Sugar Baby route and try to pick up 2-3 low impact regulars to cover specific spending needs.

"This weekend I'm meeting up with Visa. On Tuesday, Toyota wants to have a happy hour dinner and hit the Radisson. Wednesday is laundry day. Thursday Geico wants to play Nun and Naughty School Boy. So I guess I can pencil you in after work on Friday. Would you like to be called Rent or Con Edison? ..... I'm sorry, I don't have a a FIOS pkg available. Maybe you should be looking on BackPage."

The Real Dragon said...

@count That look like a lot work. I'll go for the older guys. They wont bother much.lol

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timebob said...

I just hope the hooker charged double if he made her listen to him sing.

Shinobi Jedi said...

Doesn't count when you trick...

Anonymous said...

Aunty Lid: please don't lump us w Russ, he's not Aussie, he's a kiwi, and an arse hair.

Sherry R. said...

His acting has devolved into him phoning in a mediocre Richard Burton impression. But, he keeps getting plenty of work so what do I know.

auntliddy said...

My bad, sorry:(

kit said...

In the immortal words of Brother Kanye:

"I don't care whut anybody say, I still luv him!"

Gladiator = Eternal Pass.

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