Monday, September 02, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

August 28, 2012

This married A list all movie actor was more than upset when he got sandbagged by his B- list movie actress co-star. The pair were supposed to have a quiet dinner but the actress made sure the paps were there to try and get a photo of the couple. She doesn't care that he is married and is open to whatever he has in mind. She wants to be with an A lister publicly so much. She has had her taste of fame and now wants the entire dinner.

Harrison Ford (who would never cheat because Calista Flockhart would cut off his peen) and Amber Heard

46 comments:

Nutty_Flavor said...

I guess this was pre-Depp. Well, Johnny probably deserves her.

Wonder if she really will be able to build a career out of this. She's pretty from the right angle, but I haven't seen any greater 'it' factor from Heard that makes her stand out, makes people identify with her.

Amazing how Charlize Theron has been able to pull that off, despite her beauty.

Del Riser said...

Id like to see a Calista Amber fight.

Seven of Eleven said...

BS, it was Robin Thicke.

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

Sad, its a shame that people dont get famous because of actual talent. It seems like now its who you are sleeping with that matters most. Or if youre blessed with big assets,looking at you kim.....

Brenda L said...

I can't pick Amber Heard out of a lineup of similar looking Hollywood starlets. There is nothing about her that stands out for me.

e rosey thorne 3rd said...

This story would be better if sandbagged was switched out for tea bagged.

And yeah, Robin Thicke.

Del Riser said...

@Anna, what's truly sad is they might have some talent and end up trying to jump the line by sleeping with, or compromising someone into getting what they want.
Which begs the question, why would anyone take a Hollyweird celebrity as their guru on politics, health, or anything else.
A very morally deprived/depraved group on average.

Seachica said...

This was between times with Johnny Depp, no? I remember from the pics it was obvious that she wanted everyone to think she was boning Harrison Ford, but he seemed annoyed.

Lotta PiƱa Colada said...

Told ya betches Harrison Ford can get it!

fancyscreenname said...

Go for it...

He's The DJ, I'm The Rapper said...

I don't mind her, but she's not a good enough actor to ever be A-list. That's saved for peeps like my gal, Kate Winslet.

texas rose said...

She seems like a good looking fame whore. Wasn't there a recent blind younger actress trying to pick up older married costar and wife read her the riot act. Popular guess was her, ford and beal- looks like that might have been right.

texas rose said...

'blind about a younger'

auntliddy said...

Prob happens to ford alot. I do like the info that Calista isnt playin', tho, lol

gee-gee said...

Harrison Ford doesn't seem like the type that has a sense of humor about that sort of thing.

Chief2224 said...

God, I love Harrison Ford. I don't even care that he's old and grumpy. I also don't care that I generally don't even have sex with men. I would go back to the straight team for him. He is way hotter than Johnny Depp. He appears to be cleaner, too.

FS said...

Pretty sure that KK's assets, front and back, are not natural.

Count Jerkula said...

I just love the fact an old alkie Harrison Ford still has the Amber Heards of the world throwing themselves at him, fame whore or not.

She probably went after Ford first, because he is older, so there would been less time having to deal with old man balls. She woulda collected her pension after about 10 years on the job. Depp is only 50, so she's gonna have to put all that extra time in.

Raspy said...

LOL wut FS? I like a random comment defending Kim K's (I assume?) assests!
That made me laugh and choke on my coffee.

Raspy said...

oh wait are NOT natural = ok I like a comment challenging Kim K's assets too!

Frufra said...

Just looked it up - good Lord, Harrison's 71!

And what CJ said. She was looking for quickest return on that A lister dinero and sparkle.

Bacon Ranch said...

Wouldn't be surprised if Calista has those balls in a jar on the nightstand, Count.
So Amber was either barking up the wrong tree or attempting to climb the perfect one.

PotPourri said...

AMber Heard is blah.

CanadianMiss said...

Do men really use the word "peen"?

whitney_world said...

Wondering the same thing, CanadianMiss...

annanaannnaaaa said...

Ditto, Brenda.

char said...

Only the ones with vaginas

Count Jerkula said...

@Bacon: I would figure Harrison is so old and alcohol damaged, his junk hasn't worked in a long time. No way Calista would be there if sex was part of the job.

@CanadianMiss: No man uses Peen or Penis.

Harry Knuckles said...
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Harry Knuckles said...

CanadianMiss, almost without exception guys just say "dick".

parissucksliterally said...

Count, I disagree. "Peen" is used by the guys who have posted on Dlisted! I have been posting there over 6 years - yes- the guys use that word.

Once again, if people are just coming here to rip apart Enty, go find another fucking site to enjoy!

0_0 said...

"Peen" and such is used in mixed company when at a keyboard. I have never heard anyone say it out loud.

Renoblondee said...

I've always liked both Calista and Harrison. This just cements it!

Cee Kay said...

I've never heard a woman say "peen". It's ALWAYS the guys!

Ja'mie King said...

This. I mean,I know there is no pleasing some people, but damn, people complain about EVERYTHING.

Lauren said...

I don't buy it. I think Calista is a golddigger and would put up with cheating.

The Real Dragon said...

no one us peen where i like. just plain Dickaz

Steampunk Jazz said...

I don't even know what the similar starlets would look like. ;-)

Steampunk Jazz said...

I don't even know what the similar starlets would look like. ;-)

lutefleck said...

I have been here for over 6 years and Enty a;ways used peen. Nothing new.

Shinobi Jedi said...

He's way more of a stoner than alcoholic. And weed actually surpresses aging, plus he's pretty fit. I wouldn't count him out at being a Sex-Jedi still at all.

lutefleck said...

He can still sneer like no one else can.

Eros said...

@Nutty -I totally agree. I love me some charlize. I love strong minded/willed women like her. She reminds me of myself.

Sarah said...

And Depp isn't putting a ring on it. He was mad about Paradis, she had two kids and 15 years or so with him. Not happening.

NaughtyNurse said...

Amber Heard is a no-talent who will do anything to be famous. First, she is a lesbian, which she thinks will get her headlines, then she is bisexual so she can hook up with a famous guy. This makes Johnny Depp look like a fool, too.

omchill said...

Sad because she is more gay than she is straight but needs to work the straight angle to become A list