Tuesday, September 03, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

June 13, 2013

If you believe this guy, and you really really should because he knows everything that goes on, then this celebrity/reality couple have only had sex four times and none since she got pregnant. The only reason they had sex was so she could get pregnant.

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian

31 comments:

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

I'm more interested in the identity of "this guy."

Harry Knuckles said...

This is BS. Kanye doesn't have sex with women. Ever.

skimpymist said...

It must've been the most robotic sex ever.I'm surprised kanye didn't whip out a turkey baster.

VIPblonde said...

Nailed it

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Yeah, Harry Knuckles, he just acknowledged Kim Kardashian's kid as his son and heir as a publicity stunt.

Della said...

WoW. I'm in shock. *L*

Harry Knuckles said...

JAS, you're not far off. Kanye is in fact the biological father of North West, however the deed was done by way of Artificial Insemination. Now why would Kanye want to be a part of something like that? Three reasons::

1. To promote his false image of hetero.

2. Pr

3. He never has to touch an icky girl again.

Karen said...

...Kanye "acknowledged Kim Kardashian's kid as his son"? That little girl is going to be pretty messed up one day.

a non a miss said...

Jacky Jasper is the guy who knows all

Lotta PiƱa Colada said...

@Karen- LOL, I didn't even catch that.

Katie said...

Yeah, there have already been bi's revealed on other sites that they used ivf.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Or maybe J.J. Hunsecker.

If you haven't seen this movie, you're really missing something.

Rose said...

I could of told you this. I honestly can't believe Kayne would be dumb enough to take the extra steps for AI with KK of all people. I could see him being dumb enough one month to say 'eh, what the hell let's give a shot'.

The mere fact that the second she was pregnant they stopped seeing each other rules out any more sex.

Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...

Karen, be fair, how am I supposed to remember an infant named "North" is a girl?

Harry Knuckles said...

My mistake. It wasn't AI, which I believe is the testtube/petri dish thing, but rather IVF which is the turkey baster way.

auntliddy said...

Right? How wld anyone know this?

Harry Knuckles said...

Katie, I'm sure you're right about the IVF instead of AI. Kanye probably got out his pictures of Harry Belafonte and fapped his little heart out until the plunger was fully loaded. Now if you'll excuse me I'm going to go and throw up.

Nutty_Flavor said...

It's the other way around, Harry. AI is the turkey baster way, it takes 10 minutes and is cheap and painless, just basically like a bad date. IVF is very expensive, takes a long time, and involves a petri dish and pumping the woman's body full of very scary drugs.

MISCH said...

geez and I thought it was a turkey baster

Barton Fink said...

I hate Kanye, but even I wouldn't wish Kim Kardashian's reproductive apparatus upon him. I wouldn't smack that filthy thing down on anyone!

caralw said...

Now what about those rumors that she cheated on Reggie Bush with Kanye back in the day?

Harry Knuckles said...

Nutty, thanks for the clarification.

Anonyimsofullofshit said...

Karen! :) LOL

NaughtyNurse said...

IVF is NOT the "turkey baster way." In vitro fertilization involves using hormones to stimulate a woman's production of eggs, which are harvested in a minor surgical procedure. The eggs are then placed into the semen of her partner/husband or a donor, where they will hopefully be fertilized and implanted into a woman's uterus. Artificial insemination is the old name for intrauterine insemination, which is (apparently) frequently referred to as the turkey baster way. A guy's prepared sperm is placed directly into a woman's uterus near the time of ovulation.

NaughtyNurse said...

That said, doesn't Kim have a history of gynecological disease, like polycystic ovarian syndrome? That would explain the use of IVF. If Kanye is actually gay, then maybe two friends got together and had the baby they might not otherwise be able to have.

Harry Knuckles said...

Sorry Naughty. I have a lot to learn about fertilizing people.

Harry Knuckles said...

Naughty, I think KPig has herpes. Is that a consideration?

"then maybe two friends got together and had the baby they might not otherwise be able to have." They aren't friends. They don't even like each other. This is a contract relationship for long term PR and to make Kanye look straight. Seems hard to believe, doesn't it?

Paula Beebe said...

Yeah, I don't get it. She cheated with Yeezus years ago but now it's a pr romance?

char said...

You obviously haven't seen the sex tape, he does and it looks boring as hell

char said...

Why wouldn't anyone be with her for PR? Aren't there scores of articles about him hating the Kardashian way and how bad he thinks it makes him look.
She's hardly a cool person for him to be seen with
I think he is Bi and I think he's still messed from he's mum dying but I also think there's more to it then a straight up PR stunt

preesi said...

Is "this guy" Mike Walters from TMZ?