Monday, October 21, 2013

Owen Wilson Is A No Condom Kind Of Guy

So, Owen Wilson has one child with a woman who says Owen Wilson never wanted to use a condom. Then his married fitness trainer/real estate agent just announced she was pregnant with his child. Now, a woman Owen had sex with last month says she is also pregnant with Owen's baby and another woman he had sex with a few weeks ago says Owen also didn't use a condom with her. At this point Owen must really have designs on some late career reality show. He must be thinking when he is Clint Eastwood's age he wants to have some kind of fallback career and having a family of twenty might be the way to go. You know cash a few of those reality show checks until he dies. I don't think he will be doing directing and he probably won't own a bunch of strip clubs like Luke probably plans on doing so it will be acting and reality shows. Possibly a game show host for Owen too.

54 comments:

MontanaMarriott said...

Ok, I ask again because I did not get a response the last time, didn't Enty state on here that the first baby was not biologically his?

Anonymous said...

Just as I told my former clients : getting pregnant is the lesser of risks resulting from unprotected sex. Owen is an irresponsible child.

Kelly said...

@Montana There were musings that the baby wasn't his, but Enty didn't confirm it for sure I don't believe.

Cleodacat said...

How small his fingers are in relation to his hand!

TalksTooMuch said...

Um, well, congrats to all the happy couples! It sounds like it's dangerous to even brush shoulders with Mr. Fertile here, remember that ladies! He's got you for 18 years!

Meanie Rhysie said...

Holy hell, he's just full of swimmers!

Karen said...

I'm calling it. If all of these women are actually pregnant with his child--I have my doubts, especially since Enty exaggerates like crazy--he needs to be called The Impregnator.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Damn it, @Cleodacat, you made me look!

skippy said...

Very small thin fingers with a square palm ??.

Cleodacat said...

A little cat and mouse? Lols

audrey said...

He's giving KFed a good run for his money.

skippy said...

& the thumb is disproportionate!

MontanaMarriott said...

Thanks @Renoblondee

MISCH said...

I guess they figure it beats working for a living

Beetlejuice said...

These women don't like him for his tiny fingers

Now! said...

When he runs out of money, he'll run out of bimbos very quickly.

Katie said...

Yes. He said that many times.

Pogue Mahone said...

He likes to ride bareback.

ethorne said...

So now all previous 'actor impregnates woman' blinds will be Owen Wilson whether he fits or not.

Haywood Jablomee said...

The Butterfly Stallion can't be broken.

Anonymous said...

Ahem.
HIV
Chlamydia
Herpes
HEP C
Gonorrhoea
HPV
Syphilis
Jesus. Use a fucking condom.
You obviously get around. So be fucking adult about it.
Dick wad

White.God.of.Fuck said...

I fucking hate rubbers too! Can't blame him one fucking bit.

LottaColada said...

@ethorne lol, great future prediction!

White.God.of.Fuck said...

And he is also known as the butterscotch stallion, for he is a known fan of analingus. Perhaps he's just too fucked up on smack all the time to care about rubbers.

Sue said...

Have none of these women heard of the pill?

Beetlejuice said...

They can't all be Ryan Phillipe

Its just U said...

We'll, if he doesn't want to use a condom I guess that means they don't get a say. Coz, ya know, they don't get to choose what goes into their bodies.

Count Jerkula said...

@Rach: Rubbers don't save you from all them things, especially once the slobber and pussy juice starts flowin.

Unknown said...

There must be a decent chance that he is carrying the herpe by now also. The gift that keeps on giving.

Tru Leigh said...

Granted, OWil is a tomcat, but woman can use birth control, too.

Sounds like there are plenty of women who use child support as guaranteed income for at least 18 years.

Anonymous said...

Count : if used properly they certainly reduce he risk. Ever known anyone with HIV AIDS? I have. I hate hearing ignorant bullshit. I guess if consenting adults wish to play Russian roulette, they're aware the gun is loaded.

Anonymous said...

It's just u: I wouldn't let anyone's dick near me without a dinger. I agree it's both parties.

caralw said...

I have liked him in some movies. He looks bloated in this pic. He needs to put a rubber on it, but he's no different in that regards than other actors.

Anonymous said...

for Count and Massive G

Unknown said...

Tru- all the more reason to not be stupid and cover up.

Lucas said...

Well, THAT was a helluva way to start my morning.

nurysp said...

does he have a death wish?

packer said...

packer said,
I read item at blindgossip that a revealed on the Owens brothers and how many babies they had out of wed lock. Owen I read has 4 I think.

crila16 said...

It takes 2 to be irresponsible. Owen's a pig and a slut...and these girls are stupid to sleep with a straight male celebrity who has a rep for sleeping around.

SophiaB said...

Condoms do not protect from most of these STDs. That is why I quit the biz. Promoting condoms only, and not full barrier safer sex is just insufficient. Just sayin'.

Henriette said...

Let us not forget that virgins are bad though.

Anonymous said...

Sophia, they help. I'm not "in the biz" but have worked in a sexual trauma clinic as well as a sexual health clinic. Condoms do prevent many STI's. am I wrong for trying to promote SAFER sex? Jesus....
Ok, kids. DON'T use condoms cos guys don't like the feeling and others question their usefulness.

Count Jerkula said...

@rach: had a family member die of AIDS in the early 90s.

I am pro-rubbers, much as I hate em, but anyone who thinks they are a security blanket is mistaken.

@Henriette: only 40year old ones who are too damagws to allow themselves to live a full life.

TalksTooMuch said...

Honestly, Count, it's like you are trying to get people to NOT want to sleep with you

Count Jerkula said...

@TTM: you may have misconstrued my comments to mean I don't use rubbers. I do. I have only entered the nether regions of 1 woman sans condom. That was after months of dating and her getting on the pill.

AB said...

Butterscotch. You mean the Butterscotch Stallion.

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Alexa Rose said...

I wonder if these ladies are all hoping to knocked up by him and therefore don't insist on a condom? It is more likely they will end up with an STD than a baby though. Gross.

Anonymous said...

Sorry to hear that Count. It's horrid. It's like wearing sunscreen, or not smoking. You may still get cancer, but it's better to do all you can to prevent it, no?

Anonymous said...

Owen sounds as if he might be a few sandwiches short of a picnic ...

NaughtyNurse said...

With all that unprotected sex, Owen will be lucky to live to Clint's ripe old age.

auntliddy said...

No condoms = hello daddy!

Anonymous said...

Auntliddy: sing that to the tune of Hello Dolly!

__-__=__ said...

Thank you Blake!

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