Friday, October 25, 2013

Tori Spelling Hates The New Katie Holmes

One bridge Tori Spelling has burned forever is the bridge that used to join Tori with Katie Holmes. Tori not only burned it into the water she put on scuba gear and picked up anything that had not burned and scattered it all over the earth in lead boxes that have snakes guarding them.

Back in the day when Katie was on Dawson's Creek and Tori was on 90210 the pair met for dinner with a mutual friend. Tori says that Katie was shy but fun and engaging and the pair got along really well. Of course that did not include getting together again in the next decade so how well did they really get along?

Fast forward a decade and Tori says this about their next encounter: “as I sat waiting outside his music room, I heard his prior appointment working with him in the other room. It was some actress singing horribly off-key … That made me feel better. I heard him say good-bye and then the actress walked out of the room. It was Katie Holmes. I didn’t know whether we should hug or shake hands. But the signal from her was immediately clear: Don’t even come close. I instantly got nervous. We clearly weren’t going to catch up on the last ten years. And we certainly weren’t going to talk about her husband, Tom Cruise."

She goes on to call Katie plastic and says that Katie pretended she didn't know Tori had a bunch of kids and that Katie was lying because every celebrity reads tabloids.

If you meet someone for dinner and don't do another for a decade even after you supposedly had a great time then, one person probably didn't have a great time. Does Katie read tabloids? Probably not while she was married to Tom Cruise. Celebrities who read the tabloids are usually celebrities like Tori who rely on paps to make them famous. Throw the Kardashians in this mix and a sprinkle of Lohan and the other usual suspects. When a Katie Holmes makes the tabloids it is generally because something bad has happened like a divorce or Tori Spelling called you plastic in her new book.

33 comments:

The Real Dragon said...

Why is she still talking?

FrenchGirl said...
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Massive G said...

Fuck Tori SPellng. What sn ugly bitch.

Massive G said...

Tori Spelling can eat my dirty asshOle out.

AnonyMouse said...

So, Katie shot Tori down and Tori's still butthurt? Am I reading this right?

Seven of Eleven said...

Tori Spelling called Katie Holmes PLASTIC?

FrenchGirl said...

OMG Katie Holmes doesn't remember who Tori Spelling is .She thinks like everyone who is she?

but according to the french cooker of Cruise during one year, as Cruise is nice as Katie Holmes was a few bitchy with the employees
the french cooker(who was not scientologist) isn't stayed with them because they travelled too much

Henriette said...

Ms. Bolton Boobs should sit her bony ass down.

MerryB said...

Whaaat in English please, not Enty gibberish.

AnonyMouse said...

@MerryB...good luck with that. :)

Welldun said...

I wonder if actor types read tabs? I bet the fameho ones do and maybe the ones with talent do too. I could see where they might even be more interested than we are. Some of them seem to think attention is a competition. I like being able to do as I please, however limited by finances that may be; life in a fishbowl would not work for me.

Nutty_Flavor said...

Tom and Katie had a chef. The chef was French. The chef made food for Tom and Katie. The chef said Tom was nice, even though the chef is not a Scientologist. The chef said Katie was sometimes not nice. Later the chef quit working for Tom and Katie. The chef said it was because they travelled too much.

Pip said...

Holmes was lucky she was allowed to go out to have singing lessons when she was married to Cruise. Of course she didn't read tabloid, Xenu probably has a policy on that.

From the sounds of it, no eye contact was made to even see Tori there. Tori didn't say jack shit to Katie, so of course she kept walking. I used to like Spelling, but she has been a complete ass lately.

Renoblondee said...

I read this differently. Katie was robot like when with Cruise. I'm telling ya, Katie is one shady ass person! She knew the deal.

Barton Fink said...

Did Spelling think this would come across as anything but horrid?

sarah.estell said...

Tori Spelling calling someone else plastic? Does she own a mirror or is she too poor to buy one?

texas rose said...

Even if celeb doesnt' their publicist's and personal assistants do and fill them in on the latest.

QueenAnne Guido said...

after ten years of plastic surgery you can't really exect anyone to recognize you. Katie was probably thinking: how is all that work an improvement?

mkrobb said...

I'll bet Katie's singing lessons were from when she was supposed to star in the Phantom of the Opera movie. Wonder why that fell through.

NomNom83 said...

Oh, Tori. Is this how you're paying the bills these days? Shit-talking people you barely know?

Even if this were true, I would file it under, "Butthurt about not being recognized in a totally random setting".

auntliddy said...

I dont even know why she wld repeat this non story. Totally uninteresting. Now if Katie morphed into fly while eating, THAT wld be interesting.

AppleThief4Elliot said...

"Plastic" is pretty funny coming from Defective-Barbie.

Just Another HR Lady said...

One dinner together 10 years ago....no doubt it was work related in some way, Katie was required to be there, and Tori had zero impact on her life.

On the other hand, Tori expected a kum-by-yah let's hold hands I missed you session, ten years after said dinner?

Is Tori Spelling stalking Katie Holmes?

Sherry said...

That's just Tori trying anything she can to be relevant.

Honestly? A dinner with friends some 10 years ago? I wouldn't remember ever meeting someone either if we were both middling mediocre actors. Dime a dozen.

goes in circles said...

Rude much Merry?
English is clearly not FRENCH girl's first language. Bear down.

Alita said...

@FrenchGirl, ne vous inquiétez pas au sujet de gens qui disent qu'ils ne comprennent pas votre niveau d'anglais, je suis sûr que leur français est pire que le mien! Être grossier est certainement une compétence qu'ils ont bien, mais qui ne vous permettent pas beaucoup dans la vie ;)

keetz4 said...
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keetz4 said...

@goes in circles: Agreed!
@Alita: D'accord!

Topper Madison said...

Katie Holmes was a teen actress who was married to Tom Cruise for only about five years. She simply doesn't have the talent of Nichole Kidman to secure an acting career beyond her marriage, so when Tom marries again, she will become as distant of a memory as his first wife was. That is, of course, until Suri starts acting and she can become her stage mom.

Meanwhile, Tori is the child of one of television's greatest producers ever. I always side with Hollywood royals, so I'm Team Tori on this one.

NaughtyNurse said...

I think Tori is forgetting that Katie was in a miserable marriage to a horribly controlling man at the time. Katie wasn't behaving like a normal, friendly person because of her circumstances.

Rose said...

True NN, and it also explains why KH wouldn't read tabloids. Scientologists aren't allowed to read any negative "proaganda" about it or basically anything they don't put out. Tom wouldn't have that kind of stuff around or let her read it. That is always connected to him in stories published about him.

lutefleck said...

Je préfère Frenchgirl aux commentaires de gens impolis incultes.