Thursday, October 24, 2013

Tori Spelling Wants You To Think She Is Broke

Tori Spelling would like you to buy her new book. She would also like you to buy her jewelry and to watch her new show when it airs in the Spring. Sounds like she is doing ok for herself doesn't it? Well, according to her book the family is so poor they can't afford to get Dean a vasectomy.

Things don't add up though. In the book Tori says because they don't have a show currently airing they have had to cut back on extravagant purchases and apparently a vasectomy is one of those. Uh huh. Probably an easy explanation if she gets pregnant again which I hope she doesn't considering how poor she is. Tori makes gobbles of money from her jewelry line. She got a huge advance from her book and she already filmed the show for HGTV so she got paid for it and just because it has not aired does not mean anything. It could never air and she gets to keep the money. Plus, she and her mom get along fine now, so unlike before, her mom would probably write Tori a check for a few million or at least enough to get Dean the snip snip he craves. Tell him to jog home from it and feel like a man.

36 comments:

FSP said...

ALRIGHT!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AJ said...

Maybe it's a way for the public to sympathize with her so she's more like able. Having money struggles is something the average family can relate too. It's also the polar oppisate of her life growing up in privlage.

Or she's setting it up so she can ask mommy Candy dearest for cash to shush the tabloids talking about how poor she is.

StewMcG said...

They expect us to believe they don't have medical insurance (which would cover the procedure)? Really? And, even if they don't, the average cost of a vasectomy is between $600 and $2,000, depending on where you live. They could sell a photo to a tabloid and make $2k easily. So not buying this story.

MerryB said...

LOL

AnonyMouse said...

Someone should let her know ass-to-ass is an option.

Count Jerkula said...

I wish Tori and her horrible bolt on tits would just go away. The fucking Home and Garden Network? Proof she wouldn't have even gotten a job sweeping up around a studio if it wasn't for her daddy.

Pip said...

Her boob job was horrible, poor thing.

Henriette said...

How stupid does she think the public is? She can't get her husband snipped? Really? I don't think so.

Seven of Eleven said...

Poor Donna. Do not click if you don't want to be horrified by her boobs.

Sherry said...

Exactly Count! And yes they have SAG insurance. It paid for my tubal it can certainly pay for hers OR Deans vasectomy.

I will say this though, I'll betcha Candy isn't giving her any money. And I bet she doesn't leave her any either. That bitch is greedy and tight.

Notorious W.i.g. said...

@SevenofEleven-Aaahh!! I knew what I was in for but I jumped in that crater anyway!

Its just U said...

Poor by whose standards? I don't think she has to choose between feeding the kids or having heat in the house. How many cars and houses do they have?
Too expensive to live in Hollywood? Move.
Some of us have actual money problems. And making sure there isn't another mouth to feed, clothe and educate is the first thing to do.

hollywood dime said...

Candy isn't giving her a dime.

Jeneral said...

Shocking but most health insurance will cover tubal but not vacectomy. That's how my policy is with Humana, makes no sense to me. But I seriously doubt they can't afford to pay for this out of pocket.

MsWool said...

jesuscheeeeriste, he's tubbed up!

KL said...

I'm not one to count other people's money. it's easy to see what she's got coming in, but only she knows how much is going out.

That family seems to have expensive tastes. They wouldn't be the first to spend more than they make!

Plus, I cant imagine Candy getting off of 1 thin dime!

texas rose said...

Hollywood - I thought she reconciled with Candy?

Eros said...

Snip, snip, Dean . Lol

Mari said...

Well, they could try not having sex. One would think leaving the lights on would be the best libido dampener ever. For both of them. ;)

auntliddy said...

Her reality may be different from ours, lol And compare cost of raising baby, and $2000 procedure. I think vasectomy wins.

skimpymist said...

Poor little rich girl. Boo hoo. Go home and cry into your cashmere blankets.

Tina Mallette said...

Mari maybe that's why he is refusing to get the snip, honey we'll just have to stop having sex [thinking to himself since I'm getting it elsewhere anyway]

lucy said...

His boobs look better than hers.

ajn said...

I know this firsthand and any entertainment lawyer would know the same....talent for the type of show Tori does with the group of networks she is on gets paid a third after signing, a small portion after filming ends and the rest of the money from the show trickles in after each episode.

But, her advance helped I'm sure. I believe that she blew thru her money esp with all of the moving.

ajn said...

Oh and as far as SAG insurance, reality shows are mostly non union so wouldn't count...

EllenPo said...

This is such a BS story so she can sell her book and turn this into a new reality show where we get to see all the staged ways she and Dean try to cut costs and become simpler people. Duh, Tori - nice try!

Sherry said...

@ajn: NOT so fast..Some are indeed paid at or must become Union depending upon the production. After all the people filming aren't amateurs so if it's an AFTRA set they very well may be. That notwithstanding, Tori Spelling and Dean have both acted in SAG/AFTRA productions and therefore remain union members.

Welldun said...

Go away fug 1%er

Blake Dreary said...

WOAH!!!! Who ate all the pies - any idea, Dean??

I dunno why she didn't hold onto that first home she and Dean bought and renovated (the one after the B&B [as in the B&B they said they owned but in reality only leased]) ... sure, it wasn't in a gated community but it was a very pleasant house and nothing completely over the top.

I agree she's probably finding it hard to make ends meet ... most of any $ they have left seems to be going towards Dean's food fund, and if you look at the bedroom photos of her first home, and then the Encino home they upgraded to after that, you'll see they used the same furniture ... normal rich people just buy new.

I'm not buying that Candy gives her money on a whim, either ... Candy just made up for the sake of being able to see her grandkids and will forever resent Tori for coming along 40-odd years ago and taking Aaron's attention off Candy and onto her.

Alexa Rose said...

Well maybe Tori and Dean can go to the free clinic and get some condoms?

I don't feel one bit sorry for this woman or her ho of a husband-and I bet they have tons of money.

KittensRUs said...

Of course they don't have any money. They have to feed Dean! Holy sheee-iiit, when did he start channeling Kevin Federline?

Count Jerkula said...

All the fat shaming of that fellow is disgusting. Should someone do the same to a broad, the chicken heads would come out to peck the commenter to death. More MANsogyny rearing its ugly head.

CamColty said...

Bitch just bought a house in my town. Their "cottage". She did have a garage sale though lol

CamColty said...

Bitch just bought a house in my town. Their "cottage". She did have a garage sale though lol

Unknown said...

She should blame Obamacare. She can get on Faux News then!

PS said...

D they not have medical insurance? Vasectomy is usually covered pretty fully. It's a f*ck of a lot cheaper than tying tubes, having a hysterectomy, paying for a pregnancy and/ or supporting a child.