Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Blind Item #2

This B list mostly movie actor who plays one of those superhero types picked up the dinner and drinks tab for a table of two women over the weekend. The bill was about $150 and when they refused to hang out with him after he paid he told the waiter he wasn't going to pay the bill after all and to give him his cash back.

37 comments:

TalksTooMuch said...

Awkward...

L said...

Classy...

Freya said...

Chris Evans? Tom Hiddleton? Mark Ruffalo?

Bacon Ranch said...
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Marieeee said...

Tom Hiddleston would NEVER. He may literally be the only gentleman left in the world.

Freya said...

Just throwing out names from The Avengers... at least the ones I can remember anyway.

Bacon Ranch said...

Captain douchebag
Iron asshole
Spider dick
Wolver thrift
Aqua who?

Thor seems a good guess

Kristin said...

Which superhero would 2 ladies say no to?

Hoult? McAvoy? Cavil? Jim Carey?

Count Jerkula said...

Ha ha ha ha. $150 for 2 for the night, dude is tryin to hamburger pimp. You can't get 2 street walkers for a night for $150. I hope they laughed at him when he was standing around trying to get his money back.

Sophie Helene said...

@Count

"Hamburger pimp" I'm going to remember (and hopefully use) that one! Thanks!

KT said...

Hamburger Pimp...hehe... brill.

I loves me some Loki... Not sure I can envision him (Hiddleston) doing this, but maybe Loki is as Loki does...

veee said...

absolutely can't think of any superhero type actor that i wouldn't hang out with... and it absolutely isn't Tom Hiddleston!

Kristin said...

I'll vote Nicholas Hoult because his face has always made me uncomfortable.

Unknown said...

Ryan Reynolds

Tina Mallette said...

Fassbender from X men?

Count Jerkula said...

Y'all never hear "hamburger pimp" before? Watch Rudy Ray Moore in Dolomite.

menadensch said...

Dolemite's my name, fuckin up motherfuckers is my game.

auntliddy said...

Not too swarmy! Jeez!!

Evil Kumquat said...

Sounds like the new kid playing Spider-man.

I quit caring after the third Raimi film so I can't even name the actor.

hothotheat said...

EvilK, you mean Andrew Garfield? Nah, unless the "ladies" we're really men.

This is NOT my beloved Hiddleston.

sandybrook said...

I fucking loved Dolemite!

menadensch said...

I have a Dolemite bobble head. I only wish it had a voice chip - Rudy Ray Moore was so inventive with his usage of motherfucker.

Count Jerkula said...

Somewhere in a box, I have a Rudy Ray Moore party cassette. I gotta find that damn thing, and a cassette player.

Sherry said...

I'd hang and let him buy me a drink or two..Maybe they had tickets to a play. Was he really expecting some favors for buying dinner? Could it be someone older like Ahnald?

RDJ? The patron saint of CDAN?

amanda_jf said...

McAvoy???? No way.

amanda_jf said...

I'm sure they cared, considering they were planning on paying for their dinner anyway. How pathetic.

Jessie said...

Ew, he paid in cash?

kpist said...

Definitely not Hiddleston

Prolonged Exposure said...

Whoever that was, he obviously needed some hamburger helper.

Like roofies, for example.

Count Jerkula said...

I'd be scared to roofie a broad. With all the different meds betches take nowadays, I'd be afraid of shit interacting and having a corpse to deal with.

Seven of Eleven said...

Loki fans: Tom Hiddleston singing "Stand By Me" in a car!

Prolonged Exposure said...

Going sans soucis, being a man of today's times, Count.

If a bitch won't have it your way, you can still be lovin' it.

Jeri said...

How bout the waiter, would he really return the money - what if the women had already left.

Hard to believe some of this crap actually happens. I think I'm more shocked that the waiter would return the money than that the pig would actually ask for it.

fancyscreenname said...

Tehehehe

Low Key said...

Hiddles would NEVER! How dare you... ;)

TalksTooMuch said...

Hmm, how much is two glasses of wine and an appy at Ruby Tuesdays anyway? I don't understand the Hiddley-love, but I respect it. I have crazy respect for James McAvoy, too, and there's Mark Ruffalo again, yay!

di butler said...

I'm guessing Fassbender.