October 31, 2014
This youngish Modern Family actress yelled at a valet guy the other night because he didn't bring her car first. There were three other people in the line but she told him “I'm a celebrity and its important I leave right now.” When he ignored her she screamed at him.
Sarah Hyland
October 31, 2014
This A list celebrity couple who are still married despite the other people in their lives still have sex once a week because they feel it makes them more civil to each other.
Gwyneth Paltrow/Chris Martin
October 30, 2014
Apparently the reason the millionaires and billionaires keep reaching out to this A list model is that she can get very rough and knows how to use a paddle.
Miranda Kerr
This B+ list mostly movie actor who stars in a huge franchise, but is instantly forgettable in and out of it is thinking about quitting Hollywood and moving overseas so he can live life the way he wants without publicists telling him how he should act and who he should be with to be a proper movie star.
This A list mostly movie actor who was recently seen in that movie that a government didn't like says he will only return for a sequel to a different movie he shot a couple of years ago if this A list former tweener has sex with him. Apparently she rebuffed him last time and it really makes him mad.
Remember that overseas reality show creating fake drama to boost up ratings? Well, now the producers are resorting to phantom Twitter users making death threats to the show's participants. There have been whispers that two of those participants will finally spill about the show's fake-ness once they get back to the US.
What right-wing loon who claims he's that dead teen star {and that he faked his death) recently had an encounter with the late actor's brother which left the latter yelling to his PR people over the phone to get a restraining order?
What iconic actor/entertainer who recently came out of the closet recently admitted to a close friend that he got with his now ex-wife mainly because they both wanted kids? Other than that, they never had sex.
October 30, 2014
This B list celebrity who was a reality star/host/game show host and so much more was going to get naked in a new Vegas show that was going to make her a few million bucks for a year. Her husband paid her the same amount to not get naked and to not be in the show. He knows that would be the end of them plus he is a jealous guy. Really jealous.
Jenny McCarthy/Donnie Wahlberg
October 30, 2014
When this recent Academy Award winner struck out with a Victoria's Secret model he turned his attention to her publicist who was standing right next to her and when he struck out with her he started making moves on a waitress and got her phone number while the other two women were still standing there.
Jared Leto/Alessandra Ambrosio
October 30, 2014
This former Bachelorette was dumped by her boyfriend when she wouldn't stop doing everything she could to stay famous. He says there is no show she would not be willing to do to get back to the level of fame she once had.
Ali Fedotowsky
This former A+ list tweener keeps saying he is going to make a comeback, but considering how much time he spends doing drugs each day, there is not much time left to do anything else.
This model turned actress should divorce her husband quickly because she is going to look foolish when that bartender from The Abbey sells the photos of her naked husband that the bartender took while they were in bed together. The husband had passed out.
October 29, 2014
According to the boyfriend, his former B list reality girlfriend from a very hit MTV show back in the day and a couple of other things that did not work out so well for her called a break so if he wanted to make out and grope with some Playmates then she should not get ticked off.
Audrina Patridge
The last Friday in January and the last Friday before Kardashian Free February. It is that time of the year where I try even harder not to mention anyone in the family or associated with them. I find it cleansing, like two weeks using GOOP products. I will be here all weekend, well at least in the mornings. I have Super Bowl squares to pick out in the afternoons. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer
#1- This former A_ list mostly movie actor who still is A list and has A+ list name recognition asked this still gorgeous B+ list mostly movie actress/former co-star if she would lie to the media and admit they had an affair. He thinks it would make him look good.
#2- This A list model/mogul has never seemed or acted racist in the past but she said she didn't want any women of color modeling her new line because it would hurt sales.
#3 - This A-/closer to B+ list singer who needs a good 2015 to keep people remembering her early 2014 success lost her baby recently via miscarriage but didn't tell her boyfriend because he thinks she is on the pill.
#4 - This foreign born former A+ list model did more than just kiss the cheek of this A list celebrity when they ran into each other earlier this week for a show. The married celebrity blushed, especially hard when the model recounted in detail one weekend the two spent together before he got married. She was though.
October 29, 2014
This A+ list mostly movie actress requires two free bags and $50K for one day of her carrying the bag. Our actress literally makes almost as much money carrying bags as she does acting.
Reese Witherspoon
October 29, 2014
This A list mostly movie actor who finally has a modest hit didn't file a restraining order against a recent stalker because the pair ended up having sex and also have been seeing each other since.
Keanu Reeves
October 29, 2014
Until he was asked to take a seat by an usher, this B list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee and failed rapper was sitting on the floor of a movie theatre in front of the front row and seemed to be softly chanting.
Joaquin Phoenix
Guess OITNB doesn't pay that well because an actress from the show has gone to a hotel with a different guy each night this week. As the big game approaches, her price has gone higher.
This A- list mostly television actor only gets that high because of his very hit network show. The actor was asked to leave a Vegas club the other night because he would not stop snorting coke in public. He took two women with him when he left who were each about a foot taller than the actor.
If you have been reading the site since the beginning of time, there is one B-/C+ list actress that I swore I would never be nice to on the site after she humiliated a reader who was writing a piece on a movie the no named talent less hack was starring in. See, there I go again. I will be nice because she was. There were two women stuck in their car who had driven off the side of the road and apparently hundreds of cars had passed and not seen them. Our actress was a passenger and saw them. She wasn't sure she had seen anything, but made the driver of her van turn around because of something she said that made the hairs on her neck tingle. The car had been covered so only a bit could be seen from the road. The two women were fine when they were pulled out of the car by a rescue crew.
This A list mostly movie actress had to kick her girlfriend out of the house they share this week for a couple of nights. Our actress came back from a trip out of town early and found the girlfriend with another woman who had previously stolen things from the actress when they hooked up before.
A hooker working this week at the Super Bowl said she had a client who is an A list broadcaster/part-time actor and he never removed his cowboy hat. Or boots.
This former A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee doesn't know it, but the person in her life she thinks she can trust the most is selling stories about the actress to the tabloids. It is the same reason that person got shunned by Hollywood for several years by another A lister.
Most of his therapy appointments are legit, but this former A+ list mostly television actor who went on to movies before back to television where he has stayed has one weekly appointment 30 minutes in length. He calls it therapy to his wife and maybe even believes it, but it is a rub and tug, plain and simple.
This B list mostly movie actress has already spoken to a lawyer. She wants power of attorney over the A list mostly movie actor she calls her boyfriend. The lawyer said it would be much easier if they were married. Look out for the quickie wedding and then watch out because the actor will never be the same.
This television doctor is married but he has been seeing this production assistant from one of his shows. He is crazy head over heels to the point where he might actually leave his wife. It's what he tells the girlfriend for sure.
This A list mostly movie director who is not above making a cameo or two is not much for intimacy. According to a woman who went out with him for two months late last year they went on dates and had sex and lots of other things and he only kissed her on the lips once.
October 28, 2014
This foreign born A list singer/musician with the non-rock star like personality spent two hours out in the cold this past weekend making sure that every fan who waited to see him got a photo with him or an autograph. I can't think of any others who would do that and he does it regularly.
Ed Sheeran
This B list mostly movie actress who is only B list from past work and her name, thankfully does not act much any longer. She is married to an A lister. Our actress, who has A+ list name recognition was taking a class with some other women and it was a five night thing. One of the women in the class went by herself. Every night. On the third night, our actress asked her about it and they got to talking. The woman's boyfriend is overseas serving in the military and because the couple is not married he has to wait for regular leave and can't come see the woman, who is pregnant even if she has the baby. Our actress made some calls to people she knew and nothing could change that, but they all did say that the policy would be different if the couple were to get married. So, our actress flew the woman to the country where her boyfriend is serving. Private. No commercial because they would not let the woman fly. Our actress paid for every last thing and the couple got married. The actress flew the woman back home and has her staying at her house until she gives birth and then is going to fly the new husband back to the US so he can spend more time with his new wife and baby and not taking all of his vacation flying.
October 26, 2014
This A list model/host/celebrity/producer runs all over the world chasing down the guy she loves. He sees other people and will do nothing that causes him to make any effort for the A lister. It is a position she is not usually in because usually everyone chases her. Considering he treats her like crap when they are together and not, everyone is shocked to the lengths she is going to make it work.
Heidi Klum/Vito Schanbel
October 26, 2014
This C list reality star from a VH-1 show met her current B+ list football boyfriend when he paid her for sex. Even though they are boyfriend and girlfriend now, she still makes him pay, just not every hour.
Draya Michele/Orlando Scandrick
October 25, 2014
There is no such thing as charity for this B list reality star from an A list network reality show. At a charity event last week she wasn't getting paid so she lined up designers and brands who would pay her for wearing their stuff at the event. She made a couple of thousand bucks and would have made more but the organizers made her wear one of their t-shirts instead of the one she had planned to wear for money.
Julianne Hough
This B list network reality star went out with this former A list singer who he thought would be much dirtier than she turned out to be. He doesn't know that she is pretty normal and kind of shy unless she is whacked out on drugs.
I never thought it would happen. I thought she would beard for him forever. Apparently his people thought it might be great for his image to move on to other women so he could get more covers. They do know our foreign born A+ list mostly movie actor is gay right?
This is a new drug for this still A list mostly movie actor who was A+ list not that long ago. I guess he is trying to relive his hotel trashing youth, but he has started smoking meth and crack which he never did before. He is a mess.
This B+ list mostly movie actor is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee. While out with his wife the other night, our actor got hammered and tripped and exposed his Spanx. Everyone laughed at him. The guy was so embarrassed.
This B+ list reality star turned model says she did not sleep with her sister's boyfriend. She did say that the still married single sister of hers did though.
This B list mostly movie actress who is on a hit almost television show said she would never be with a cheater again. She already went back once though to her actor boyfriend who cheats and he has not really stopped. She just doesn't know any other way though. The guy makes it pretty tough on her.
It wasn't his granddaughter even though the waitress asked if it was. Nope. This former A list mostly television actor who is getting a second chance via this hit cable show was with a woman who was not his wife, and definitely not his granddaughter. Young enough to be though. Our actor is loving this fresh new attention headed his way.
It was like old times the other day on this hit almost network show because this former couple spent some time together hashing out some things left unsaid and the next thing you know there was some ex sex going on and the rest of the day seemed like the way it used to be on set.
This potential future EGOT winner has been eating Ramen the past few days because she could not find a guy to take her to dinner and she can't cook. Apparently she will not dine alone and all of her friends were busy too.
This foreign born B- list mostly television actress from a very hit cable show that will soon have its last season threw a huge diva fit this week when the blizzard postponed a cover shoot for a magazine. She was so diva that the magazine decided to go with someone else.
October 25, 2014
This former A list talk show host turned B list host turned A- list host turned no host at all where it really matters still has A+ list name recognition and an A+ list diva temper to go with it. At a charity event the other night, our former host was trying to get into the event and there was a crowd and she started screaming the don't you know who I am and get out of my way and don't even think of taking my photo was heard. She was just being the biggest pain and everyone was totally turned off by her behavior. She was awful to everyone.
Katie Couric
In a few weeks, the Oscar winner will be announced for this category. Some people are saying the fix is in and it is all about money. There is a huge flick opening not that long from now and instead of spending all their money on advertising the film the right way, this studio is trying something different. There have always been campaigns that take out ads and of course, some not so quiet arm twisting to get people to vote a certain way. This time though, there is a ton of money being tossed around and favors being returned. One of Hollywood's top publicists has not been hired to promote the category by the studio that made the nominated movie where the category resides. Nope, he is being paid by a studio that has an upcoming movie starring the nominated person. He also has had a long time sexual relationship with the nominee. The movie and performance are not that great, but there is so much money at stake for the studio who financed the upcoming movie that they have paid out almost $1M so far with another $1M-2M earmarked just so they can throw Oscar winner in the advertising for the new movie. No expense has been spared including a relationship that everyone laughs at behind the scenes. This is not about that actor that everyone thinks is gorgeous and has his own conspiracy.
October 24, 2014
Which C-list mostly television actress and reality star filmed her “hospitalization” for her reality show? She isn't sick at all, by the way.
Tori Spelling
October 24, 2014
What B-list R&B singer's PR people are good at masking the truth? There were no A-list guests at that recent bash he threw, just his family members and a couple of close non-celebrity friend. In fact, the A-listers barely know him.
Robin Thicke/divorce party
October 24, 2014
“I just couldn't take anymore of the 'poor me, poor me' crap, she's become a completely different person from the one I knew. She needs to get her head out of her ass and stop blaming everyone for something she knew would bring her more attention.” – B-list actress/model on why her friendship with that A+ list actress and Oscar winner/nominee dissolved.
Riley Keough/Jennifer Lawrence
This A list mostly movie actor had a long run on a hit network television show while making movies. He said at a party recently that he has no recollection of even doing a famous character he did the voice work on because he was so wasted during filming.
This married B- list mostly television actress has never been in a blind before. Everyone knows her face and could tell you a show or movie she has been in and reminds lots of people of an old late night favorite. She recently hooked up with a former co-star when they found themselves out of town together.
This B list rapper who has started acting and is doing less hitting of women was at Sundance this week at a party and kept asking all the women if they were Mormon. Apparently he really wanted to have sex with a Mormon and no one else would do. Strange, but he is not exactly known for being normal.
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who relies on his past hits and still good looks to make up for the not so great track record over the past decade has finally been convinced to stop stalking the A+list foreign born actress he has been following for years. A couple of late night visits from her current actor boyfriend made him stop.
This foreign born, very good looking A list mostly movie actor who used to be A+list became paranoid in the past year about eating out in restaurants. He thinks all wait staff or cooks are doing something to his food so he only eats food that has been prepared for him and sealed by his assistant. If he does go out to eat he brings bottled water or his food and dumps it out on a plate.
This B- list mostly television actress from a hit network show that is ending its run gave up her boyfriend and the reason was there for all the world to see this past week. There she was hanging on to the arm of the married studio executive for dear life. It was really sad.
This A list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee keeps taking digs at the boyfriend of this A-/B+ list mostly television actress from a hit cable show when he keeps mentioning their love scenes from a recent movie. He never wants to stop talking about it because he hates the boyfriend and wouldn't mind having the actress again, but hates the boyfriend more.
This A+list mostly movie actress got rebuffed by her A+list celebrity/performer when she tried to get him to help her with her music. He said no for years to someone much closer. So, our actress has been playing hot and heavy with this A list singer in hopes he will help. She is not shy about doing what it takes to get what she wants.
This B+ list mostly movie actor who got his fame from a long running television show might say all the right things about his B list actress girlfriend but while promoting his latest movie spent his nights away from home gathering phone numbers from women and trying to get one back to his hotel room.
This foreign born A- list one hit wonder so far singer is using an alias on Grindr. I can see that, but he is using the photos of someone of another race. What happens is that men meet him expecting one person and end up walking out. The guy is a bit off.
October 24, 2014
The answer can also be found in the 10am photos.
This celebrity is most likely to hear the phrase, “Is it in yet?”
Brody Jenner
This actress was A list at the peak of her fame. She was a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee. Some of my all-time favorite Hollywood stories are about her. This studio owner who is more famous for what he did outside the studios used to sleep with her regularly. When he would try and pass her off to his friends though she would always refuse so he would put her in bad movies or keep her from not working. There was one particular incident where he wanted her to have sex with another woman and she refused so he told her she couldn't do a lead role she really wanted and made her do a tiny tiny part in a movie. He thought it would make her furious. It did, but she ended up getting nominated/winning an Academy Award. She would often wear a hat while having sex because she didn't want men to be turned off by her face which she always hated. The story for which she is most well known involved her sleeping with her husband's son when he was still in elementary school and then later in life marrying him.
October 22, 2014
Apparently this A list reality star from this A list reality family and their A list reality show has no pride at all and hooked up with the still married B+ list rapper because she must know he is going to cheat and she just doesn't seem to care. Probably the drugs.
Khloe Kardashian/Wiz Khalifa
October 21, 2014
This former B+ list talk show host who has moved on to new things had breast implants put in about a month ago and has been taking pain pills non-stop since which she combines with everything else she takes.
Chelsea Handler
October 21, 2014
One hit wonder a-hole to a woman changing the diaper of her toddler at a pumpkin patch – “So, you seeing anyone? I think we would be great together. I'll have my guy get your number.” He then walked away and his “guy” came up and tried to get the woman's number who refused.
Robin Thicke
This foreign born A- list mostly movie actor who is married and very free sexually has two bodyguards traveling with him right now because he has received some threats from the husband of a woman he was sleeping with a few months ago. The woman told the husband who she had been seeing.
This openly gay B+ list mostly movie actress who used to be A+ list and is an Academy Award winner/nominee is cheating on her wife. Our actress met the Latina housekeeper while at the home of this former A+ list mostly movie actor.
What openly gay UK-based talk show host was overheard saying to some friends at a party that three members of that boy band are "definitely gay" and one in particular was a "vicious little viper" backstage to him when the band appeared on his show not too long ago. He knows they won't be out of the closet anytime soon, because their female fans would lose their s**t if they did.
There is a book being shopped right now that talks about this newly married celebrity wife and how she can convincingly play a man right down to the voice. She purposely eats very little so that her breasts stay as small as possible and has always attracted men who are not able to be with men in public but want the experience. I guess she hit the jackpot.
A runway model was talked out of filing a police report against this A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is known for her franchise and not much else. Apparently our actress got drunk and forced the model down on to a bed at a party and started ripping off her clothes before the model's screams got the attention of other people at the party.
This A- list mostly movie actor has had a troubled past few years. He has been on the verge of dropping down to B, but his off the screen exploits have kept him in the news and higher on the list. The former tween actor, not named Zac Efron was at a bar the other night and kept asking people why they lived and what kept them wanting to live. He scared a lot of people and was deep in the bottle which he swore he was not doing any longer.
I hope this former A list tweener actress/singer turned failed singer and now supporting actress on a television show has truly given up on the reconciling with her husband thing because there is a waitress who graduated from high school last May who is telling everyone that the pair is getting married. She is flashing some serious bling, but so far his gifts have been limited to a diamond bracelet and necklace.
This A+list reality star from that A list reality show is going out of the country. Apparently she is going to have a procedure performed by someone other than her regular plastic surgeon. The reality star wants to make her nipples larger so they are always visible even while wearing latex or leather. Always keeping it classy.
This B list reality star from a hit cable show that already reached its A+ list peak and is on the decline is married. He is also very conservative. In what was supposed to be a multi-hour work dinner while out of town our reality star kept looking at his watch and bailed after 30 minutes and went to his limo. Inside was a woman who was definitely not his wife.
This C+ list celebrity has had a nice run as the girlfriend to this back on top again former A list tweener. While working this past week though she did say it was nice to actually be hit on by guys who wanted to actually sleep with her.
This B+ list mostly movie actor is being nominated left and right this awards season for a role. It has also been a new woman almost every night for the married actor. The guy is a tool. Always has been and always will be.
October 21, 2014
This A+ list mostly movie actor who will always be A list knows how to promote a movie with the very best of them, but this had nothing to do with promoting because he tried to keep it secret. While filming his latest installment of his franchise our actor has been all over the world. In each city he has filmed he has visited a US military base and had dinner or lunch with the personnel and also visited base hospitals. A total of five bases so far and he has not finished filming yet.
Tom Cruise
During the Golden Globes, AP heard this for the first time but was in no position to ask anyone about it. Over the past few weeks it stuck with her and she did some quiet asking of some people on the project where she works if they knew anything or heard anything about it before. No luck. She then happened to ask someone she ran into at the grocery store that she knew worked on the show in question. An afternoon of Starbucks together and AP found out something big. Huge. When she went to the SAG Awards last night she asked the victim in question about what she had heard and the victim did a double take and then said she could not talk about it and ran away and that was it. It is a hit network show. The victim is underage. Apparently another actress on the show who is probably B+ list compared to the B list of the minor although the minor makes more money total when combined with other projects does not actually participate in the casting couch process any longer. Oh, she did, and then one day someone asked her about hr co-star and now when our B+ lister wants a part and someone suggests the casting couch, she offers up her co-star and has landed roles and lots and lots of extra cash. The two appear to be friends but apparently the B+ lister is in complete control and the B lister is so messed up in the head that she refuses to say no and worships the B+ lister and has never said anything to anyone. The only reason any of this has got out is because some wife of one of the men who was with the minor found some text messages on his phone about it a few nights before the Golden Globes and then was talking about it there which is how AP heard about it.
October 20, 2014
This B list mostly television actor from a hit almost network show was banned from an event this weekend that featured all of his co-stars. No one wanted a scene which is what would have happened if he showed up, especially if he brought his new actress girlfriend.
Ian Somerhalder
October 20, 2014
It is one thing to do a favor for a friend, and it is another to do something that you hate. This A+ list mostly movie actress was at an event over the weekend but refused to pose next to this B- list mostly television actress from a new network show because one of the A+ lister's best friends had her marriage end partly because of the B- lister.
Reese Witherspoon/Katharine McPhee
October 16, 2014
This former A+list singer has dropped to B+ in a very short amount of time. Her record label got a huge bill for private jet flights and told her they would not be paying for any flights for her from now on. Now she flies commercial and puts everyone with her in coach because she can't afford to pay for private herself any longer or first class for anyone but herself.
Lady GaGa
This B+ list mostly television actress who was a nominee/winner last night, but not for her mostly genre fainted twice. Her corset was too tight but she could not be convinced to take it off.
This foreign born A list singer who has not had a followup to her monster hit was letting herself be introduced to a bunch of guys the other night because she is looking for someone new. I guess the cheating boyfriend proved to be too much.
The award for the most vile looking hands had to go to this B list mostly television actress who is in that hit almost television thing. Nicotine and burn marks on the tips of her fingers. Everyone kept expecting her to take out a meth pipe right there in front of everyone.
Besides talking about her awful performance, people were also talking about the nose job this B list television host had recently. She thinks it will help her get work. Actually being a better host would probably be a better plan.
Everyone from this network very hit comedy was teasing this co-star on the show who used to be the biggest star among them. Apparently she had her very first one night stand ever a few nights ago and would not stop talking about it.
Quite the little pot circle last night in a loading dock. An A+ list mostly movie actor and his co-star from a movie that kept winning last year. Also joining them and hanging all over the co-star was this foreign born B- list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show who has been named a best dressed from last night. Not approving was this A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner and the most secret of cigarette smokers and was sneaking one quick puff. Literally one puff.
This foreign born B list mostly television actress from a very hit show might have been shut out last night in the nominations, but she is making sure that she gets revenge on the cast mates who were. She secretly renegotiated her contract to make sure she is always the highest paid actress on the show. Last night one of the producers of the show let it slip out and the rest of the cast was bombarding the producer who had to change seats.
This former B+ list mostly television actress who has never had much luck in movies and her last television show crashed and burned quickly after her first monster hit needs work very badly. She is fast running out of cash thanks to some bad investment decisions she was talked into be her soon to be publicly announced ex. She has been hitting the promo circuit hard and signing up for whatever movies producers will cast her in.
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor now who made his fame on a very hit pay cable show was supposed to be at the SAG Awards and showing off his new foreign born B- list mostly movie actress girlfriend. Their PR teams worked it all out, but our actress backed out as the beard after her boyfriend got upset at the first carefully arranged PR leaks so the whole thing was called off.
October 14, 2014
This former B- list actress turned reality star turned television actress who no one has actually watched act in anything because no one can find her show was lamenting at an event this past weekend that the only guys hitting her were men in their late 60's or early 70's. Hey, at least they are not actually hitting her which has been a problem in a past high profile relationship.
Denise Richards
This male married Golden Globe nominee/winner from this year broke up the last relationship of this married Golden Globe nominee/winner also from this year by sleeping with her then boyfriend.
The father/child bonding time between this married former A+ list mostly television actor who still has A+ list name recognition thanks to tons of reruns and working here and there was not really bonding between parent and offspring but parent and the waiter he tries to see as much as possible.
October 14, 2014
This B+list mostly television actor from a very hit cable show was celebrating the other night with a co-star when the bar cut off our actor. He took out his revenge by throwing a glass at a huge mirror and breaking it. The owner was going to call the police but the co-star whipped out $5K in cash and bought off the owner.
Norman Reedus
October 14, 2014
This newly married celebrity who was not really a celebrity most of us would have known a year ago is taking to her new life really well and already tried to get a hotel worker fired because she said he was not showing her the proper respect that a celebrity should be given.Yes, apparently she thinks that celebrities should be treated better than the other customers of the hotel. He wasn't fired.
Amal Clooney
This B list mostly movie actress who is a celebrity offspring has gained almost 15 pounds in the past month and the studio that is releasing her latest movie is freaking out because she has to do publicity for the movie and think she will turn people off. She looks good.
For the first time in a year, this former A list mostly television actress turned B list mostly movie actress who is very talented is thinking about divorcing her A+ list mostly movie actor husband. Things had been going well, but she received some disturbing news from a former co-star that has her rethinking her marriage.
This A- list mostly movie actress who got her start in late night has been celibate the past six months after catching her celebrity boyfriend cheating for the umpteenth time.
This married former A list model turned really bad actress who still ends up getting work because of her looks got caught up in all kinds of lies the other night. She was confused for this B+ list mostly television actress from a hit cable show and even signed an autograph as the actress. The fan then asked about the wedding ring and our model turned actress started talking about a secret marriage and the fan shouldn't tell. Crazy.
October 13, 2014
For the second time that I can remember in the past two years, this foreign born B list mostly movie actress who has really high name recognition and not in a good way for the things she has done hooked up with this A list mogul/celebrity/reality star/wannabe singer because she needs another cash infusion. She has been working more to pay the bills, but lost all of her money in a side venture and our mogul has always had a soft spot for her after an incident several years ago.
Sienna Miller/Sean Combs
October 13, 2014
This A list celebrity who used to be an actor and also failed music video director is trying to hide the fact that he is having sex with this B list celebrity/former model. He is doing it to save his own skin from his two girlfriends, and his wife. The thing is though he is making the B lister look like she is having sex with multiple guys because he has her going out with different guys every night. Not a very good business decision.
Nick Cannon/Amber Rose
October 13, 2014
This former A list singer while part of a group turned B list celebrity who never sings any longer is getting married and is totally bending over backwards and has changed the wedding date multiple times just so he can get one A+ list guest to come. No one else matters to him except getting this guest to the wedding.
Lance Bass/Justin Timberlake
October 13, 2014
After what happened last time this foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor worked with his female co-star on this potential box office blockbuster, the wife of the B+ lister is with him for reshoots.
Jamie Dornan
October 12, 2014
This former A list mostly television actress who is a take anything I can get actress now with still A list name recognition told all her friends she was pregnant. She thought she was and started eating and eating and eating and when she discovered she wasn't, kept eating. Now she thinks she can get a weight loss company to give her a gig so keeps eating.
Mischa Barton
October 12, 2014
This foreign born for the briefest of flickers instant A list mostly movie actress who is now mostly reality and living off the money of past relationships almost was killed recently when she was passed out drunk in a restaurant parking lot and a driver almost backed over her before someone spotted the body and stopped the driver.
Brigitte Nielsen
This supposedly back together husband of a Teen Mom 2 star had webcam sex the other night with a woman who is not the one he was sexting with a few weeks ago.
This A list mostly television actress on a very hit network show was all smiles the other night at a party. Without her husband and telling people they were moving on seemed liberating for her. The whole sham marriage thing has been dragging her down for awhile.
This foreign born celebrity chef not named Gordon Ramsay who also has television shows and restaurants, but is maybe even in better shape than Gordon went through a series of waitresses from a now closed restaurant of his and two of them claim they are pregnant with his babies.
October 11, 2014
The crazy thing is that this former A list singer turned reality star turned celeb with A list name recognition was having to pay by the hour to take her young male friend out for his 21st birthday.
Paula Abdul
October 11, 2014
This A- list celebrity is about to drop back to B+ despite her multiple reality shows and other shows and even her other endeavors. She doesn't have anything on the air right now. She also is having some financial issues so doesn't want her boy toy seen in public by her wealthy financial backer who wants to marry our celebrity.
Bethenny Frankel
July 8, 2014
This B list singer who is married to a former A list singer turned part-time actress is cheating on his wife with this indie movie queen who is his ex.
Ryan Adams/Mandy Moore
October 11, 2014
This B list reality star on a long running hit network reality show has been talking smack about a co-worker to get her fired because our reality star would like to be the only female in her position.
Julianne Hough/Carrie Ann Inaba
October 10, 2014
This A- list talk show host is making waves behind the scenes to keep his supposed celebrity/actress friend from getting a certain job she covets. He wants her where she can make him the most money.
Andy Cohen/NeNe Leakes/Fashion Police
July 24, 2013
This B+ list mostly television actor who plays a doctor on a network show is having an affair with a real-life doctor he met while doing charity work.
Patrick Dempsey
This married, non-foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner has been popping pills like crazy and there is talk she is going to spend some time on "vacation," which is code for a mental health facility. Her husband is pushing for it but mainly so he can be with his girlfriends more easily.
This former A list performer and now A-list celebrity/performer/reality star dodged the police while in town. They wanted to question her about incidents that took place when she was in town last but she is trying her hardest to avoid it.
October 10, 2014
This married B- list mostly movie actress who keeps getting work despite her less than stellar personality and bad performances loves to talk about how she spends hours thinking of just the right gift for friends but her former assistant says that she was told to just pull something from a closet of gift bags from swag suits the actress has been in and give something form the stockpile that our actress has already cherry picked for the best stuff.
Kate Bosworth
And yet another end of the week has been reached. I found it to be a really long week as some meds I was taking forced me to not drink for two of the days. Definitely made the nights a lot more challenging to get through. The good news is that I should be back to drinking full speed really soon. If you are lonely this weekend, I will be here blogging away and hope you will stop by. The SAG Awards are this weekend. This is the award show where they do their best to make sure every working actor gets to take home some type of participation trophy. It is like the end of the year soccer banquet. Instead of the six inch trophy, you get a free meal and to walk a red carpet as part of a show or movie even if you are not personally nominated. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer
She was almost A-list for most of her all-too-brief movie career, but this beautiful actress achieved her greatest fame long after she retired from showbiz, after some movies she made overseas were rediscovered by critics and film buffs and declared some of the greatest of all time. This incident happened before she decided to step in front of a movie camera. She started out as a legitimate dancer then she landed a spot in two of the biggest revues on Broadway as a scantily dressed showgirl. Between shows, she earned extra money on the side prostituting herself to wealthy men. One of those wealthy men was an A++ list actor/comedian/jack of all trades, possibly the biggest actor in movies at that time.
October 9, 2014
Short, but very sweet. This currently single, but formerly married to an actor A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is the go to person for a few vets around LA. If someone comes in with an animal that is injured and the owner can't afford to pay for the procedure, the vet will get in touch with the actress who has spent several hundred thousand dollars of her own money to pay vet bills the owners think are being paid for by some grant or the vet being being nice. The actress has never said no when asked.
Hilary Swank
October 9, 2014
There was something sad about this aging former A+ list mostly movie actress who rose and dropped so quickly but keeps her A+list name recognition because of one role, drunk and breasts falling out of her top the other night as she kept hitting on guy after guy at a big event.
Sharon Stone
October 9, 2014
I really can't make them much easier than this. Apparently the reason this former A list tweener turned B- list mostly movie actress broke up with her on again off again on again off again on again off again former boyfriend is she saw a video he has on his phone of this A list reality star turned celebrity naked in her now ex-boyfriend's bed. The former tweener told several people the other night but tabloids will never ask these questions even though she would have spilled.
Selena Gomez/Justin Bieber/Kendall Jenner
This A list mostly television actress from a very hit network comedy has an actor significant other but she spends much of her day in her trailer face timing her ex boyfriend on a phone that her assistant brings to the set each day just for the purpose.
This openly gay celebrity/talk show host/reality star might seem sweet and lovable but escorts he has hired paint an entirely different picture and say that no one ever visits him twice.
This celebrity offspring of an A+ list couple was in bad shape before but is in desperate need of rehab now with his new girlfriend partying with him non-stop.
This single former Real Housewife who might be coming back has been sleeping with two different editors in return for them buying her pap shots on a regular basis. She wants to stay in the public eye.
This former A list tweener has been seeing a woman for the past several months. She is getting really upset that the tweener turned B+ list mostly movie actor is shying away from publicity for the couple and takes her to out of the way places where only the occasional fan spots them. She signed up for this thing for publicity for herself and does not feel like she is getting what was agreed to.
This A list rapper/reality star is married but everyone knows he cheats. He just does not usually do it as obviously as he did the other night. He got sloppy drunk which may be the reason he was all over that minor celebrity for everyone in public to see.
What closeted almost A-list actor who appeared in two massive hit movies last year had his ex "girlfriend" reappear out of nowhere after his PR people started to get worried after he was spotted with a (non-famous) guy who is apparently his boyfriend. The "girlfriend" had to be pulled away from her new sugar daddy, that foreign born businessman recently linked to a supermodel.
What "couple" consisting of a closeted athlete and a B-list mostly movie actress are literally being paid every time she talks about him or they (rarely) step out together in public? The panic started when his ex-boyfriend started making catty remarks about them on Twitter again.
This B- list mostly television actress used to be all movies. Her last few attempts at television have not gone well, although one of them is still on the air, just not with her. Anyway, Child Protective Service is investigating her after her child was found outside the home by a neighbor and our actress was inside apparently inebriated.
This A list reality star from multiple reality shows is married and likes everyone to think she is loyal but she was all over a guy this week while out to dinner. Our reality star was drunk and gave up her phone number really easily.
October 9, 2014
This one is special just because of the effort that went into it. This A+ list singer always visits hospitals and never with cameras. People use their cell phones sometimes, but she never asks for publicity. Recently while in Paris, our singer visited a children's hospital and apparently studied French for two months knowing she was going to do this just so she could talk to the children in their language as much as possible.
Taylor Swift
#1 - That was fast. This A- list mostly movie actress who is in a relationship with a former assistant has been talking to a surrogate agency and also has gone to the doctor with her girlfriend to talk about IVF. Apparently our actress has no desire to be pregnant at all.
#2- This A+ list singer is about to be really embarrassed. Her husband, an A+ list rapper is talked about in some e-mails which detail a threesome where he was involved and his wife was not with him. The descriptions are pretty graphic.
#3- This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner was on a vacation and would only eat at restaurants that offered her a private bathroom for her personal use during the entire time she was there.
October 8, 2014
This B list mostly television actress who just landed a new network show after her last one went up in big flames continues to be a pain and a diva. She was paid just about $10K to wear something from a discount retailer and they wanted her to wear it all day and to wear other things from the line. She refused and would only wear it for ten minutes of photos and then took it off. She said it was fine to wear it and get paid but if they actually wanted her to wear it all day or more of the stuff she wanted to have an entire line and be paid accordingly.
Katharine McPhee
October 7, 2014
The wife of this A+list mostly movie actor showed up with the actor to a recent event and demanded that publicists stay behind her at all times so she could be viewed by the cameras on the red carpet. At the event she name dropped her husband's name a million times and was just the biggest pain. She has not been like this in public for a couple of years.
Rhea Durham/Mark Wahlberg
October 7, 2014
This celebrity offspring who has been on reality television told friends a few weeks ago that he was hooking up with this still married B list celebrity and former model.
Nick Simmons/Amber Rose
Flu can be used for rehab or in this case to recover from some extensive plastic surgery. Apparently the A- list reality star is keeping quiet until the show featuring the surgery is about to air.
The husband of this celebrity chef is looking for a man who charges by the hour and was featured on a hit pay cable show. It turns out the celebrity chef ran a tab with the guy while married.
A month ago this A list mostly television actress was telling her friends that she was looking for a new guy and didn't see her relationship with her boyfriend going anywhere. She even had a blind date set up. One little thing changes the whole thing. She is apparently miserable.
This former A+ list mostly movie actor who is a multiple Academy Award winner/nominee has had a career resurgence the past year or so. Our actor told his wife he had meetings the other day, but what the meeting consisted of was a stripper. The actor wanted to feel young. After a couple of hours with the stripper he joined his wife like nothing happened for a red carpet event.
This A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner talks nice about her husband to the press, but privately they have been fighting non-stop because she wants him to get a job or at least pretend he is trying to find a job.
This B- list mostly television actor from a hit cable show has made it into movies and his most recent role has led to a string of women all wanting to have sex with him. What he doesn't tell them or anyone is he prefers men.
Private investigators hired by the attorneys of his soon to be ex-wife are following this foreign born B list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. They want to see the woman he is dating and find out if they were dating while the couple was still married.
This A list national television talk show host was like a kid in a candy store when two companies provided him with women to show him around their new collections. One of the women was all business and was soon sent on her way. The other was willing to do anything and the company made a big sale.
This former A+list singer who will probably be a permanent A lister because of his catalog and history has a new tv gig this year, but told producers he knows nothing about new music so they are going to do a night of songs either from him or his era.
This A- list mostly movie actor already had one assistant become his girlfriend. I guess the production assistant he is hooking up with on his latest project wants to push the girlfriend out of the picture since it has already happened once.
October 6, 2014
A girl who was off school last week got a great surprise from this A+ list mostly movie actress who is a very recent Academy Award winner/nominee. The girl and her mom spotted the actress while she was about to go on the set of her movie and asked for a photo. That is usually a no no with this actress, but she smiled and said yes and then shocking probably every person on this earth asked the girl and the mom if they would like to visit the set and our actress even had the girl's makeup and hair done by the crew.
Anne Hathaway
Four celebrities, two relationships destroyed and a family torn apart. It sounds like it could be a movie of the week or at least a plot line on a soap. The thing is though it happened all in the past few weeks. Well, the aftermath anyway. The actual deed happened over the holidays. Four celebrities.
#1- Female. Probably the least known, at least nationally of all four. She is also the one who can blow all of this right out of the water and make heads explode.
#2- Male. Boyfriend of #1. B- lister nationally as a celebrity. Almost A list locally, but the city does not have a whole lot of celebrity so that does not take much.
#3 - Female. Probably the best known of all four of the celebrities. You might have been able to call her an A- list celebrity/reality star within the past year. Some people who watch the show would go A+ with her.
#4 - Male. Probably the second least known of all four. Only known for being the boyfriend of #3. I'm not sure if he is going to try and make it on his own as a celebrity. Probably not.
#2 and #4 know each other very well. All four know each other, but #2 and #4 have a special connection.
#2 and #3 slept together.
#4 found out first. He split with #3.
#1 found out from #2 when #1 kept pressing him why #3 and #4 split.
#1 has now left #2.
No one wants it to get out, but if #1 needs the money she will let it out for the right price.
October 6, 2014
This A list designer got the entire remnants of a theatre sized Coke thrown in his face when he got into an argument with his maybe out of his teens boy toy as they were exiting the theatre on the sidewalk. The boy toy then stormed off after using some very choice words towards the designer.
Calvin Klein
October 5, 2014
This former Real Housewife finds out where Real Housewives Beverly Hills is going to be shooting and tries to get in the shot or get herself involved in the filming almost every day.
Joanna Krupa
October 5, 2014
This actress is B list. She should really be C list but she is on a show even though no one watches it and is married to an A+ list mostly movie actor. She is also a diva and thinks she is so important and special. In the city where she is filming she goes to a gym and always wears sunglasses inside. When no one recognized her then she started carrying tabloids with the pages open to her face. It is truly pathetic.
Jenna Dewan Tatum
This C list mostly movie actress who has a full slate of movies in 2015 after her former career where she was probably A list. A+ list if she would have gone all the way. Anyway, she was banned from the premiere of her latest movie along with a long time B list mostly movie actor who has had two great television roles and a movie spinoff. The two caused a lot of drama by hooking up and an explosive fight when the actor's girlfriend found out about it.
This A list action movie star who does not do much other than that role and workout is also a home wrecker. Well, the wife helped too. She is an actress who had her best days on a tweener show. I am too lazy to look up when she got married but it could not have been very long ago.
The good news is this B- list mostly movie actor with the name that sounds like a country singer has not cheated on his wife. The last time he cheated on her was a few days after she told him she was pregnant. So, he has gone cold turkey for a bit now.
For a sober man, this A+ list mostly movie actor sure was blitzed the other night in a roped off section of the hotel lobby bar. Why wouldn't the guy drink in his room? He loves to be seen.
Someone is going to catch on to the scam being perpetrated by this former solo reality star turned Real Housewife. The west coaster has photos taken of her that says she is at a company that has paid her, but she never goes to any of the places she is paid to promote. Sounds like false advertising. When the Super Bowl MVP says he is going to Disneyland, he has to go.
This B- list mostly movie actress who is waiting for her big movie to open says she would trade her fame for privacy. Umm, then why do you call three or four pap agencies every time you go somewhere and change clothes multiple times each day for different shots. She is addicted to fame.
This executive at a tabloid publishing group had a family member who was bankrupted because of this reality star with her own cable show and has made it their mission to not let the star earn any more money. It seems to be working.
This former A+ list celebrity/reality star is just a celebrity now. She wants to be a mogul and does have lots if interests. She also has the pervy story of the day. She used to have sex for drugs with one of her dealers and now is having sex with his son who she once babysat.
This B- list mostly television actress who is an offspring and on a hit almost network show didn't mind getting trashed this weekend. It got her more publicity than she has received in quite some time and now she hopes that burst will get her signed to additional seasons of the show.
This foreign born B+ list mostly movie actor who used to be A+ and finally may have found a woman he won't cheat on during their relationship has a daughter who has been trying to meet him and who our actor is trying to avoid. He knows about the daughter but doesn't want anything to do with her.
October 4, 2014
This A+list mostly movie actress was sitting in a restaurant and calmly fired her maid over the phone the other day. The noise level got louder when apparently the maid started trashing and breaking things in the house of the actress while on the phone. Our actress dropped some money on the table and ran out leaving her PR person behind.
Reese Witherspoon
All of these people starred on a cult hit network show together.
#1- This married A- list mostly movie actor has never had the success in movies that he had in the show. He likes to portray himself as the consummate family man but he is the first one in line for coke and half naked women. He says he is sober.
#2 - This A- list mostly television actor is going through a string of women that have been getting progressively younger. He really loved the 18 year old he was seeing for a bit but her parents were freaking out because he is well over twice her age.
#3 - This former it guy dumped his girlfriend when he became more famous than her and when they ran into each other at a party a few weeks ago pretended he didn't even know who she was when he was trying to talk game with some other woman. Hello, they dated forever. He is such a tool.
October 4, 2014
This foreign born B list celebrity/actress/model/ is probably still famous for the foreign born A list actor she dated forever. Our celebrity/actress/model was at charity even the other day and told organizers she would bail unless a woman was asked to leave who was wearing the same dress as our celebrity/actress/model. The organizers did it even though they knew they would lose the donation.
Liz Hurley
October 4, 2014
“Does it look like I am dressed to go wander through a haunted house?”
This former A list tweener actress turned please give me any kind of movie B list mostly movie actress who lives by name recognition alone telling organizers she would only walk the red carpet for her paycheck. For someone who doesn't get much work she sure does act like a diva.
Vanessa Hudgens
October 4, 2014
I'm not sure why she is married or if this is part of her marital duties, but this married A list celebrity who has also done reality and a long running television show not only had some bathroom sex with her companion for the evening but also orally serviced him during a garden party the other night.
Pamela Anderson
The daughter of this Real Housewife is the most popular student at her college. Not only has she sent out naked photos of herself to a ton of people but she is the one who will do anything with anyone when she gets drunk. There are at least three videos of her with men and women having sex.
This B list mostly television actress from a hit network show that is ending soon is filming a movie with a permanent A list mostly movie actor. Our actress, who has a long time significant other was hammered out of her mind and kept trying to get the married permanent A lister to hook up with her and was making a fool of herself by using the names of his movies as sexual metaphors.
This Academy Award winner/nominee actress is foreign born. Her A list mostly movie actress former bff used to talk about how she seduced this current A list mostly movie actor before she got married to her current husband. Well, our Academy Award winner/nominee and the A list mostly movie actor hooked up this weekend while out of town together. Both have significant others.
There is nothing more this B list mostly movie actress would love to do more than to go out in public with her new child and get her photos taken everyday. One tiny problem. The agreement she signed provides for a great deal of support from her actor baby daddy, but it also limits how many interviews she can give or what she can do with the child in front of cameras.
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor has a wife who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. He also left her at home while he was doing press for his new movie. A couple of drinks at a hotel bar with this B- list mostly movie actress with the A++ list name recognition due to a former marriage and the two were in her hotel room. I guess she got back at her married boyfriend for standing her up last week.
This millionaire known for spending money on celebrities for sex is in Miami. He had two very different people on his have sex with list for this past weekend. One is well known and photographs herself constantly. A former B list model and now a wannabe reality star. The other was an A list mostly television actress from two very long running shows, one was network, the other almost network. Apparently she was his growing up crush.
This B- list mostly television actor is openly gay and has been hitting the bathhouses of Vancouver hard. No problem there. Apparently though he is leaving a big STD trail behind him because he refuses to use protection and uses his celebrity to charm the guys into it.
This C list celeb offspring of an A list tapper/mogul is way under age, but is selling herself to some very wealthy people. She doesn't really need the money, but her boyfriend/pimp is happy to keep her mid five figure fees.
Two companies that passed on this recent Golden Globe winner who is a B list mostly television actress because she was not "right," which was code for wrong race have suddenly decided she is perfect. She told them both to f**k off and is sticking with the companies that liked her a month ago.
This A- list celebrity who has done acting/reality/performing and hosting was yelling at her boyfriend the other day when he wanted to do something and she wanted to do something different. She told him when he made as much as her that they could do what he wanted.
October 3, 2014
I'm shocked punches were not thrown last night when this A- list mostly television actress from a hit almost network show crossed paths with the current reality star who used to be a reality star before she tried singing and acting. The two were bff for a short time until the brother of the reality star got what he wanted. The A lister did say something about the reality star being evil and using some not so family friendly adjectives in front of it.
Nina Dobrev/Julianne Hough/Derek Hough (Nina and Julianne hung out this weekend so Nina must be hooking up with Derek again or he wants to)
The guy who was sitting in my seat got up after just a few minutes. I learned that I shouldn't take it personally and even OE lost his spot a few times during the night when he would get up and wander. He would not actually lower himself to the point where he would make a point to go visit someone at another table, but if he were walking to or from the restroom and someone called him over that he liked or found interesting or could help him he would go slightly out of his way to shake their hand or say a few words. No lingering though. This was OE's version of make everyone come to your office. I noticed that RP didn't have that issue. He was happy to go wit with other people and seemed to get a big thrill of being the big shot at a table which he definitely was when seated with almost anyone other than OE. It was when he was seated with others that he smoked. Most of the time when he lit up near OE, he would get a look. OE smoked, but for some reason RP was shamed for doing so.
The most fun OE seemed to have all night other than when some teenage girls asked him for his autograph and weren't doing it for their parents was when this at the time B+ list mostly television actor and hiatus movie actor came by to say hello. OE actually got up and came out and gave the actor a hug. The actor, who we will call LM, was all smiles and laughs but then OE had to go and ruin it by asking LM to do a little comedy bit and LM said it wasn't really the time and place and the two went back and forth and it became really awkward until Johnny intervened and told OE that one of the waitresses wanted to show OE something. Apparently there was no waitress who wanted to show OE anything, but I didn't know that until later. It was code for OE and one of his many escorts or side pieces to head up to a room that was next door to the restaurant. A little attic space that is now a club was the place OE would take women for 30 minutes when he was in town. At the time there was a side door and he never had to go out front or in the back and no one ever knew what he was doing. Apparently it was supposed to happen later in the night, but Johnny decided it would be best to mention it right then so OE could save some face and there would be less of a chance for things to be said that could not be taken back. As it was, I don't think OE and LM ever really got along after that incident.
OE carried a lot of money, but I never saw him pay for anything. He would tip people all the time, but never actually pay for anything. I'm not sure how he handled the whole escort thing. From what Johnny told me, there were others who would pay for him, and the women he slept with who were not escorts were all hoping for a favor or were paying off a debt.
I think I went into the limo that night hoping for lots of stories and learning more about what happened in Old Hollywood. I got stories, but they seemed to be the same stories the same group of people had been telling for years and although they were excited about the stories, it involved people that were only specific to them and not all that exciting. What that night did give me was something that a lot of people never get the chance to do. I got to spend a night with some legends and see them in a mostly unguarded way and that is something I will never forget. When I did see OE a few months later, he continued to be unguarded. Because I had been introduced by a friend he assumed I wouldn't go talking to the press or write a book about the guy. He was right. I kept my mouth quiet. I would tell bits and pieces to friends, but it was not like any of it was revolutionary or demanding to be told. A few months later when we spoke, some of that began to change.
October 2, 2014
This foreign born A list model has trouble finding any woman who will have sex with her more than once or twice because of how violent she is during sex if she has been drinking and she drinks almost everyday.
Cara Delevingne
October 1, 2014
This not married and not foreign born still gorgeous B+ list celebrity who was an actress for a brief moment in time in a very hit show and also has done some reality got a job as a face for a company and she said it was the first time in two years she didn't have to sleep with someone to get a job. She said she was shocked she didn't have to.
Carmen Electra
October 1, 2014
This former B list mostly television actress who might be one of the worst actresses to ever act turned reality star turned sometime actress is so hard up for cash that she is selling stories to the tabloids about her supposed bff and fellow actress. Any dirt you see on the actress all comes courtesy of the cash starved actress. So far she has been selling small stories, but soon she will cash in with some huge ones that only she knows.
Tori Spelling/Jennie Garth
What A-list reality star's pursuit of being friends with that A++ list couple is becoming one step away from stalker behavior? After couple #1 had dinner at a restaurant, the reality star and her significant other had dinner at the same restaurant at the same table couple #1 sat at. Then she had her PR people make it look like the two couples had dinner together, which they didn't. Let's just say her hubby wasn't happy during the whole ordeal. Pathetic.
Sober my ass. What B-list reality star from an A-list show was not drinking water at the club all night, but vodka placed in water bottles?
What "couple", consisting of an A-list mostly movie actor and Oscar winner/nominee and a B-list actress, have both moved on to other people but their PR people are making them save face by arranging several photo-op events which they'll spin as date nights? Did I mention they're getting paid for this?
This B list celebrity who has been with an A lister and an A list wannabe and a married celeb/reality star while they were both married got a new tattoo over the weekend and paid the guy by letting him take naked photos of her. Classy.
The guy is a jerk, but it is the second time I have heard it. The ex-boyfriend of this EGOT hopeful who does literally a little bit of everything including fundraisers apparently talks non-stop about herself and her projects even while having sex and asks questions about what she should do. She just never stops talking. Ever.
I hope this former network reality star from that long running dating show who recently cheated on her fiance has a good PR team because she is thinking about already showing off the guy she cheated with. Bad bad move.
Everyone wants the drug dealer. Look for prescriptions under the maiden name of the wife.
This former Real Housewife, who is desperate to return has seen her earnings take a nose dive. She is taking every gig she can get and is now exchanging appearance fees for sex. I'm sure her kid(s) would love this but she never sees them anyway because she is trying to revive her career.
This B list celebrity got into a huge fight with her A list actor husband last night at dinner. He even called her a w**re in earshot of other diners. Apparently he didn't appreciate her most recent efforts to get publicity for herself.
What overseas reality show' s dramatic fights and feuds are 100% staged? When the cameras aren't rolling, the participants get along fine. The producers encourage the fake fighting when the cameras turn because it equals more ratings. All of these episodes aren't live like they say it is, it's all pre taped and edited. Give these people an Emmy!
The actress that walked up to the table was at her peak. She was getting nominated and winning the big awards and was on a nice long streak of great roles and she was stunning. At the time she could play comedies, romantic comedies and of course would long be remembered as the smoking hot actress in one of the biggest movies of all time. That role seemed long ago when I saw her, but she was a presence in that room. One hundred or so diners in that room and I don't think anyone was talking to each other, or if they were, they were doing so while looking over at her. This was a movie star. She might not be a movie star now, but she is still B+ list and I saw her a few months ago from across the room and she still could command a room when she wanted. At some point that night a few months ago, we crossed paths and as we always do when we meet said what OE first said to her when he saw her that night (Lets call her NQ).
I expected OE to have a huge grin on his face. I mean this actress was coming to him. Instead, he looked like he was ticked off. The first words out of his mouth were. "Where the f**k have you been?" No hello, or good to see you. No pleasantries whatsoever. It was just straight to what he was thinking with no filter. There was no offer for her to sit or any other courtesy shown. Watching NQ and OE stare at each other, it looked as if neither was going to blink. NQ said that she only found out the night before that OE had been looking for. OE then said he left word with a guy we will call PI and that PI had been trying all over the place to find NQ.
PI was and is an actor. He is actually still on a hit network show but in a minor recurring role. He had his run a couple of decades ago and was about five years removed from the end of a long running hit show. The thing is our actor also had another side business and apparently as a result of that side business and connections he had, met OE. They had a long shared history together and that history apparently included NQ. Our actress was not always an actress and sometimes had to make ends meet. Now, even though she was arguably the biggest actress in the world at that time, OE wanted her to earn some money to help out a friend of his.
Lets take a break for a second. All of this banter between NQ and OE was filled with half sentences and things that did not make a lot of sense to someone who was put right in the middle of this. Later Johnny filled in some of the blanks. Some. There were a ton of blanks he didn't ever fill, and he kept a lot of secrets. He told me several hundred, but he kept several thousand to himself. One of the blanks that he answered was that NQ actually married a guy just to have an excuse to avoid OE's requests. Even though OE was an a-hole who would cheat on his own wife in a second, he would never force NQ to cheat on her husband. Now that NQ had split with her husband though, the past year or so had been one excuse after the other. She tried to work as much as possible just to avoid even having to see OE. Bringing in PI though notched everything up a level. She knew it was serious which is why she showed up. That last little bit I got directly from NQ. I had not seen her since that night until we ran into each other of all places at a grocery store. Ice cream aisle. I closed one of the glass doors and there she was. She remembered that night and I reminded her of what OE had said to her when he saw her and since then, we use that line. Being the inquisitive person I am, I started asking her some questions, and she also filled in some blanks. Obviously she didn't know me, so her answers were somewhat guarded, but she was still talking to me while my hand nearly froze from holding that ice cream so long. Over time we talked more and because of that grocery store meet she actually got me a client or two. Now, back to the restaurant.
NQ agreed to meet whoever OE wanted her to meet, but only for a drink. I found out later they did meet for a drink, but she refused to do anything more with him and OE decided it was fine and found someone else for the guy.
NQ said her goodbyes and turned around and headed straight for the door. All dressed up and alone and every guy watched her walk out of the place.
I had a lot of questions for OE, but Johnny told me to not ask any for a few hours and to be very careful if I chose to do so. I ended up not asking him very much at all that night except things that I knew he would answer because they were all about his successes. Later that year though I saw him and had drinks with him the same weekend I wrote about a long time ago with some members of the original 90210 cast. He was much more forthcoming then. He seemed different too, maybe because he didn't have to do anything but talk to me, and not be the center of attention at a restaurant in Hollywood. That conversation is for another day though.
Shortly after NQ left, plates of food started appearing. No one had ordered anything, but no one was supposed to. Everyone ate what OE ate and he always ate the same thing so the food just started coming out. There were lots of plates and lots of waiters so I stood up to give them more room and while I was up thought I would take a quick lap around the place. Take it all in. I could not have been gone for more than two minutes but when I got back there was another guy sitting in my seat and talking to OE. There was no room for me, so I just stood there looking like a fool. I think OE kind of liked that.
Final installment tomorrow.
This B list mostly movie actress has completely taken over the life of this A+ list mostly movie actor and never lets him out of the house by himself. She has brought in people loyal to her and is basically in control of all his finances and decision making.
September 30, 2014
This still married A+ list everything when it comes to singing anyway got the number of a kind of a celebrity where she is traveling and propositioned him. She said she always wanted to have sex with a billionaire and the billionaire took her up on it.
Mariah Carey
September 30, 2014
This former A list tweener has had two mid six figure contracts be canceled because she blew off appearances she was supposed to make to travel instead. Oh, and her record label is going to drop her because she was supposed to have completed a record by now and hasn't even started it. No one wants to work with her right now. She might not look at it but she is an Amanda Bynes waiting to happen.
Selena Gomez
September 30, 2014
This foreign born B list celebrity who basically hires herself out for a fee broke up with her boyfriend once when he didn't pay and now broke up again because he did not deposit the seven figure sum in her bank account which she required before she would actually go through with getting married.
Kelly Brook
This A list celebrity who has had a career as a celebrity much longer than her career as an actress or reality star still is very good looking. While out of the country earning a paycheck for a company she earned almost triple the amount of the check by sleeping with the businessman who arranged for her paycheck.
In a very strange coupling, this married very good looking A list mostly television actor from a long running hit network show hooked up with this married A list singer who has been A+ list in the past. The two frequent the same coffee shop in their neighborhood. The next thing you know, the two were hooking up at her place when her husband was out of town.
This NYC Housewife and kind of Housewife share a lover and have shared in the same bed too.
This B- list celebrity/musician/reality star who was probably A list for a few years told his friends that he has videos of his C list celebrity wife who used to be B+ snorting coke while children are present and that she only has sex with guys who also provide her coke or money.
September 30, 2014
At a little gathering this past weekend, this A list mostly movie actress reminded her celebrity husband about the deal they have. Their children can't meet lovers unless both parties agree. Our actress is holding back her approval of the husband's current lover but has already given permission for the female celebrity he was seeing before.
Gwyneth Paltrow/Chris Martin/Jennifer Lawrence/Alexa Chung
September 28, 2014
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was dumped by her boyfriend because she wouldn't even kiss the guy. She was extremely cold and emotionless and then when in public would turn it on and be an entirely different person. She sounds perfect for Tom Cruise.
Jessica Chastain
September 28, 2014
She might be listed as the co-host of the biggest fashion event of the season, but at this point our A list mostly movie actress is not planning on attending. If she doesn't go, her designer doesn't have a backup plan.
Jennifer Lawrence
When the door to the limo opened, I could only see a pair of legs. It was not until I bent over to climb in that I saw the legs belonged to another permanent A lister who did just as much in as many different forms of media as OG. Lets cal this guy, RP. When I think back to that night which was awhile ago, I always remember the smell of cigarette smoke. It was like a cloud that made everything hazy and surreal. Looking back now I also remember there was no music playing which now I find really strange. I didn't think much of it back then because I was so caught up in the moment. Usually when I hung out with Johnny it was during the day and he would tell me a story or two about the old days in radio or Hollywood or he would tell me which stars showed up wasted to their Walk Of Fame presentations. One of his favorite Walk Of Fame stories was about this former A+ list mostly movie actor who had a wife and offspring who were also A list or close. The actor was drunk and running late and had a girlfriend with him even though his wife was waiting patiently for the ceremony to start. The actor introduced his girlfriend to his wife as the wife of an executive. That was all good until about three weeks later our actor and his wife were at a party and the executive the actor had name dropped was at the party with his real wife. The wife of our A+ lister then accused the executive of cheating and what about the woman she had met two weeks earlier.
Anyway, back to the limo. By the time I sat down I had been handed a drink. There was not any choice about what I was having or how it was going to be served. It was whiskey with one ice cube. One. Never two. never none. Always one. So, I don't forget later, there was a place we went to that night. I didn't know about the one ice cube thing at the time. I know I got a drink with one ice cube in it, but it wasn't until later that I saw what a tyrant OE could be. A waiter brought him a whiskey, but it was on the rocks and OE went after the waiter like he was an idiot and made it very clear that only one ice cube should be used.
When OE went to the bathroom later at that place, RP apologized for OE to everyone at the table and to the waiter and said he actually preferred his drinks to be on the rocks, but it was just better to have one ice cube than to have to listen to crap all night from OE about it.
So, back to the limo and RP hands me a drink and I'm trying to sit and get used to the smoky haze and handle a drink at the same time. We only traveled for about five or ten minutes at the most and I remember not even touching my drink. I was taking it all in. Johnny was reminiscing with OE and RP about the first time they worked together and name dropped just about everyone in Old Hollywood. This was ten minutes of just back and forth. There was never a pause. They never stopped talking or even take a breath. When we pulled up to where we were eating, I looked out and I remember smiling. I thought I was doing it internally, because, it just all fit. OE saw me though and said, something about me smiling and don't waste the whiskey, so I drank it all in one shot while he looked at me. When I finished he just nodded, and said, "Come on."
I have spent a lot of time with a lot of famous people. I have never seen someone walk through a crowd or work a line of people at a valet stand like OE. The guy was part politician, part wizard. I don't remember any paps, but that was not unusual. It was a different time. They would be there on the way out though. I had been to this restaurant many times and I still frequent it once a month or so. I hate the offshoot that former employee started. Hate it and think it is pretentious and more akin to a hotel lobby with its ambiance. People stand at the bar and stare at celebrities walking in like they are bird watchers trying for a big year.
The place I go to and was at so many years ago is so different. There is no pretension. Everyone is on top of each other. Everyone feels like a family. We got a booth. A round booth. It was in a corner. Johnny held me back because OE goes first. He slid around the booth until he was in the middle. He lit a cigarette and put his arms on the back of the booth and just took it all in. Then we were allowed to sit. Waiters rushed up and were respectful but OE was a regular and the guys working his table were all known to him. he joked with them and teased them and you could see a little of the bullying. Drink orders were taken. I could have ordered anything but I just said I will have what OE is having. It could not have been more than a minute after the waiters left that the first of many people stopped by the table. It was also one of the most beautiful women on the planet at the time.
This former B list mostly movie actor who now has other projects and even does some producing of a popular daytime show hired multiple nannies for his kid(s) because he has no intention of being home at night and then spends all day sleeping it off.
This former A list mostly television actor from an acting family is still A list when his show is running. Most tweeners know a different part of his acting family. Anyway, our actor had a game he was playing the other night. When someone would buy him a drink he would pay for the dinner of the person and everyone at their table. Lots of people must have wanted to watch this guy drink because almost the whole restaurant got a free meal.
September 28, 2014
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor had a big slip in his sobriety this past week after filming a scene that involved drug use. Our actor flew out of town and stayed away from LA for a night just to get away from everything to try and get him on track for the rest of filming.
Zac Efron
September 26, 2014
This A+ list rapper had a party thrown in his honor this week and didn't want his celebrity girlfriend there because he knew what was going to happen. She insisted though and was witness to him kissing and groping strippers and other women who wanted to be with him. He told his girlfriend that she wanted to be there and he wasn't going to change who he is for her. Apparently she was “indifferent” about it all.
Lil Wayne/Christina Milian
This A list model/mom/reality star has been dropping weight like crazy to the point of being skeletal. Too much partying and there sure was a lot of coke use while she was on a recent vacation. She is trying to keep up with her boyfriend.
This former A list mostly movie actress who once starred in a big franchise has had big problems getting much work the past few years. She has been reduced to indies. She refuses to read for any indie parts. They have to give her the job without a reading. The last time she was forced to read she showed up drunk and the producers have been whispering.
So, this no name kind of celebrity beats his A list celebrity/reality star wife and SHE is the one who buys a $100K present to keep him happy and say she is sorry. That is all kinds of messed up.
This foreign born A-/B+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was not thrilled that her husband stole her spotlight the other night. They had a heated argument the entire night after it happened and he kept begging for forgiveness.
September 26, 2014
It has been one of the stranger product launches ever. A reporter who has been to two of the new line by this A+ list singer says that the press are handed a press packet which is normal and are allowed to take photos which is normal but are not allowed to ask any questions of the celebrity which is not normal at all and the policy is ruthlessly enforced by removing press who do try to ask questions.
Britney Spears
September 25, 2014
They might be in the same city and hotel together, but this married A list mostly television actress on a very hit network show is not even staying in the same suite as her husband. He has a completely different room on the same floor. She did pay for his room though out of her own pocket. Her room is being paid for.
Kerry Washington
September 24, 2014
Since this former B list reality star can't convince his former A list reality star from the original of this franchise to raise his allowance he wants her pregnant so he can be on the receiving end of some cash each month if they split. Kind of ironic actually.
Slade Smiley/Gretchen Rossi
November 15, 2013
If you are a transgender hooker this TNT host/commentator has no problems giving you lots of money to come over to his hotel room when he is in town. He won't invited you to his home but when he is on the road you can make some serious money. Good thing for you he is on the road every week for a couple of days at a time. Atlanta pros are making a killing off this guy and his need for a new look each week.
Greg Anthony
This multiple Academy Award nominated actress is doing a turn on television and has never been more popular. With all of the attention though has come a need to appear younger and much thinner than she ever was on film. Our actress already had liposuction during a two week break from filming and has been popping Adderall like crazy. She has dropped 25 pounds off her already small frame since the season began.
This B list Academy Award winning actress has been the subject of lots of negative blinds, but I just found out about something that she has done that is very positive. Apparently she wanted to volunteer more and last year she made it her resolution to volunteer at a school at least once a week. A year later and she averaged three times a week of helping out at the school by reading or cleaning or filling in as a librarian when they needed help. All told, she volunteered for almost 1000 hours in 2014 and this year her goal is to find three more people to each do the same thing.
September 24, 2014
That franchise of this B list mostly movie actor who is an Academy Award winner/nominee must not be paying enough or garish tight clothing costs more than it used to because when his girlfriend deposited his monthly check to her it was returned for non-sufficient funds.
Mickey Rourke
It is Friday, and in the US is a three day weekend if you happen to be a bank employee or government worker of some type. Most of the rest of us have to work. As usual I will be here all weekend and blogging with my bacon soaked fingers. OK, booze and bacon soaked. Tomorrow and Sunday will be parts two and three of this blind item. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer
Back in the day when I was just getting started and helping out at film festivals and making connections and going to law school I ran into Johnny Grant. I had no idea who he was when I looked at him, but knew the name when I heard it. For those of you who don't know who Johnny was, he was the honorary Mayor Of Hollywood until his death in 2008. He started out in radio though and when he heard I had worked with some bands and radio stations we tossed some names around and found a few we both knew or worked with. We made plans to meet for lunch one day when we were both back in LA. I didn't know if he was serious, but he was the one who did the calling and we met a couple of days later for our first of many lunches. Generally we only had lunch. There were only a handful of times we even saw each other at night and that is when we would cross paths or one of us would spot the other in the Roosevelt Hotel bar. One day at lunch he asked what I was doing the next night because he had something in mind that he thought I would enjoy.
We met at The Roosevelt. It was easier for him because that is where he lived. He met everyone there. We sat down in the lobby and had a drink while we waited for the guest to arrive. A short time later I heard a loud voice yell out, "Why the f**k are you here in the lobby drinking like you own the place? I told you to meet me out front" Johnny was laughing, but I didn't until I turned around and saw this permanent A list singer/actor. Permanent A list in both (Lets call him OE). I had never seen him anywhere other than from an audience, but here he was in the flesh and it was a reddened/tan jowly kind of flesh. It was hard to describe but it was as if the perception of the man and reality were exactly the same. You could tell he was gruff and impatient just from looking at him and didn't even need the way he greeted Johnny when he walked in to know it.
When Johnny introduced me the handshake was firm but then he said, "Johnny told me you like old Hollywood kind of things. Tonight you are going to feel like Scrooge because you are going to see the f**king past and present of Hollywood." I asked him about the future and he told me, "I'm not going to be alive much f**king longer so I'm only worried about me right now and waking up every day."
He then turned to Johnny and said, "Grab a few of those bottles from behind the bar and lets get out of here." Johnny turned and asked the bar tender for a couple of bottles. You weren't supposed to take them out of the bar, but no one was going to tell Johnny no, and they sure weren't going to turn down the guy who told Johnny to get them.
Before Johnny could even get the bottles OE was walking through the side door by the bar and was seated in a limo before we could make it down the stairs. When Johnny opened the door, there was someone waiting with OE and I knew this was going to be one hell of a night.
