Tuesday, June 06, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #5

May 30, 2017

If you are blonde and look pretty darn close to this A+ list mostly movie actress with multiple Academy Award wins/nominations, than you have a pretty good shot at hooking up with this A- list mostly television actor with a hit almost television show. He had his heart crushed by the actress so loves dating women who look like her.

Aziz Ansari/Jennifer Lawrence

10 comments:

Paige said...

Breaking news: dude likes pretty blonde girl with personality.

Meg00m said...

I still say she missed out. Seems like a nice dude...& funny!

david said...

I said before that JLaw "dates" men who gives her a chance at another Oscar win.
Sorry, Aziz. You're out!

ParkerInTheShade said...

Im not sure why we are still talking about this years later.

Hot Cola said...

Creep. Creepy Creep.

Wildguess said...

If true, how pathetic. Any lookalike who dates him, knowing this, is a fool. And he's a fool to chase an image of the-one-who-got-away. Very shallow.

Jimbo said...

Stop being a little bitch and get over it already.

Count said...

It's too bad he doesn't know that blondes are stupid and redheads are crazy.

Dee said...

I get a bit of a 'nice-guy', harping, feeling entitled, friend-zoney kind of vibe from him. Just because you're non-threatening and you worship her doesn't entitle you to Jennifer Lawrence, Aziz. Sick of hearing about it.

Unknown said...

Is there food at this event?
*trips on step*
*trips again*

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