Monday, March 05, 2018

Blind Item #30 - Oscars - Himmmm

Three ladies, including (#1 A list dual threat actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee) and (A- list dual threat actress who is an offspring and had a great television year) were standing in the foyer, talking very quietly.  About that time, this (foreign born A/A- list mostly movie actress) walks by, says a quick "hello", and walks away as she…cuts a very obvious fart.  Yep, ripped one and kept on walking like she didn't notice.  The stunned ladies didn't know what to say, or ignore it or what.  Then #1 pipes up and says: "Why hold it in when you can share it with a friend?".  All three of the ladies burst out laughing like kids.  They quickly returned to the auditorium – but through a different entrance to avoid the jet-wash.

32 comments:

atoukzug said...

Celebrities fart?

Well, there goes all my illusions and false worship...

Geeljire said...

If you got a Salma Hayek fart fetish is today your lucky day?

Geeljire said...

As Kahlo, farting in your face

Dena said...

Mary J Blige/Tracee Ellis Ross/ Salma Hayek?

Raddddd said...

Nicole Kidman and Laura Dern for #1 and #2 respectively.

filmfanb said...

Chipotle is a killer

Geeljire said...

NO MORE DRAMA

Tricia13 said...

+1 Kidman/Dern and Salma I would think

Wantsapphires said...

She thought it was a SBD. Never trust a fart.

one_eyed_bob said...

The actress who farted probably scored a hotdog from Arnie Hammer’s hotdog launcher

cc423 said...

How do I get in on Arnie Hammer’s hotdog launcher?

americanpanda said...

Kidman and Zoe Kravitz with Salma??

Natalie Fike said...

Helen Mirren? She is foreign Born.

AndrewBW said...

I fart in your general direction!

Brayson87 said...

We have all been there, we have all been that person lol
Somewhere along the spine the "silent" command gets scrambled into "full volume" ;)

Samantha Willow said...

I'll take Chipot-laway for one hundred, Alex.

Sharper Teeth said...

This is my favorite blind, I need it to be revealed.

Doug said...

SNL should revive "Celebrity Who Farted?"

PapayaSF said...

When a stewardess has to fart, they let it rip while walking down the aisle of the plane. It's called "crop-dusting."

Sd Auntie said...

LOL! I'd rather hear a fart then smell a silent but deadly one! Ewww

MissD said...

I think if it was Salma, she would have been described as Academy Award nominee too. So it probably wasn't her

Jennacheryl said...

Was Lilly Tomlin there? I could see her saying that lol.

Kno Won Uno said...

+1

Scandi Sanskrit said...

WHat about dual-threat fart? Loud AND smells?

So mature ladies. So veeeeerrry mature. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

Scandi Sanskrit said...

That's so fascinating. 🛩

Sign Name Below said...

Going with Reese and Laura Dern for 1 & 2

Ligeia said...

Im gonna go with Kathy Bates is #1 and Tracee Ellis Ross is the 2nd lady. Not sure who the farter could be lol

ihsahn77 said...

Wish I was there to inhale Salma's fart.

JuicyJ said...

Stars, they’re just like us! 🤣

More Cowbell said...

Allison Janney for #1. I can totally picture her saying this. Laura Dern for #2. I agree the foreign-born one probably isn't Salma because she would have been described as award-winner/nominee.

Movie Midget said...

Release the cracked, 😂😂😂😂😂. This is best blind

Movie Midget said...

Cracken* , damn autocorrect

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