Friday, March 02, 2018

Mr. X Blind Item #4

In horrible plastic surgery news, this former A list mostly movie actor who is an acting family debuted a heavily botoxed face this week. 

22 comments:

Sara, Making It Work said...

Nic Cage @ Cinequest
Smooth forehead, and he may have had some dermabrasion too.

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Ernie McCracken said...

Even if NC napalmed his face it wouldn't improve his acting / movie choices of late.

Beckett said...

He should have gone to Kevin Dubrow’s little brother.

kiki71 said...

@ Ernie it wouldn't improve his acting OR his face. He had that mug when he was young. Not appealing!

Normal. Yes indeed. said...

The beauty is the simplicity. He either shouts or whispers his lines.

J F said...

If Cage quit acting (using term VERY loosely).. then Netflix would lose over half of their pathetic movie library

Ernie McCracken said...

Truth! I seem to spend half my time on Netflix down-voting bad movies of which an inordinate number star NC.

Sara, Making It Work said...

Those bizarre hair plugs (on his hair and in his beard methinks) are really not helping, either.
God I really used to love him. He peaked around Wild at Heart.

ThingsIToldYou said...

Donnie Wahlberg

Roger Moore said...

Cage. Or Cusack. Both are in the C-movie phase of their careers, now.

Mango said...

Donny Wahlberg, but only because I'm disturbingly obsessed with Blue Bloods:

* Danny with his permanently pissed off attitude and how he keeps calling his brother, a Harvard educated JD who chose to work the family biz starting as a street cop, "Kid".

* The drunken Sunday family dinners. Holy crap, can someone have Uber on speed dial?

* Cranky Franky's (Tom Selleck) love/hate relationship with his Deputy Commissioner.

* Ex-Commissioner Grandpa, downgraded to drunken Sunday cook.

* Frank's over-qualified, robotic, administrative assistant who puts up with his bullshit. Whyyyy????

* Franks's daughter, ADA Erin Reagan, with the permanently furrowed brow, and who lives in an apartment with a rent that far exceeds her municipal salary. Botox, Erin, botox!

* Erin's daughter, Nikki, with her goofy, jack-o-lantern grin, despite the solemnity of the dinner conversation. Shot cop? Toothy grin as Nikki bleats a stupid comment.

* Jamie, Franks's youngest son, with his Boy Scout demeanor. Even after years on the force. Get with the program, Jamie!!

* The fact that all the wives are now deceased (now that they've killed off Danny's long-suffering wife, Linda FOR NO GOOD REASON ).

It's a trainwreck I can't look away from.


Mango said...

Sorry for the outburst - I miss being able to post comments on IMDB.

SaraM2411 said...

Dennis Quaid. Doing press for his new movie. Oye. Messed up his voice as well, somehow.

Sally said...

SaraM2411, if you think Dennis Quaid has had Botox, you really have to look again. This is him 11 hours ago.
https://media1.s-nbcnews.com/j/MSNBC/Components/Video/201803/tdy_pop_klg_dennis_quaid_180302_1920x1080.today-vid-canonical-featured-desktop.jpg

If there is anyone who desperately NEEDS Botox, it´s him!

Ligeia said...

Daniel Craig

Nubian Princess said...

They killed off Linda???? Man, I have to catch up. Blue Bloods is so bad, it's good.

Goddess said...

Daniel Craig appears to be a wax museum figure.

Elizabeth S. said...

Oh, Mango! You sound like you'd be so much fun to hate watch it with. I watched it a few times with my mom for laughs, and we call Frank "the Mustache Sniffer" because whenever he's deeply contemplating a problem he pulls up his upper lip and takes a big whiff of his own stache.

Scandi Sanskrit said...

MANGO YOU ARE OBSESSED THIS IS HILARIOUS 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

PS: if you're interested, Google "Tom Selleck sperm plushie" (it was on Pinterest and maybe someone was selling that on Etsy, IIRC).

TraciLyn said...

I love Jamie on Blue Bloods. That is all.

Sara, Making It Work said...

Quaid does look bizarre. If he had his forehead done, they should've done everything else. Plus, like, is he on drugs? His brother is supposed to be the odd one.

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