Saturday, June 16, 2018

Blind Item #1

One thing this A list mostly movie actress who is an Oscar winner/nominee always forgets to bring up when reminiscing about her college years is how she used all that fame of hers to get men and women to do most of her homework for her.

46 comments:

Lyla said...

Portman

FrenchGirl said...

If it is about Portman or Witherspoon,it is BS

andrea said...

Portman is likely it after some googling. Foreign born though, c’mon Enty.

A.K S said...

Emma Watson?

Lyla said...

Reese only went to Stanford for a semester. Natalie has a BA. I'm sure the men in her class were more than happy to do her work for her.

orangesoda said...

Eh, at least whoever this is isn't diddling kids. We have such high moral standards for celebrities now.

Unknown said...

Natalie Portman.. isn’t that normal though? My brother is in college and he makes extra money writing papers for people

MDAnderson said...

I’ll go with Portman. She was famous when she went to Harvard.

Unknown said...

This is clearly Portman. She has been on TV shitting on Jared Kushner, even though they were good friends when they both attended Harvard at the same time. She is just another libtard that can't accept the results of the election.

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JL said...

This blind sounds like it was provided by Jared Kushner.

Sd Auntie said...

Really?? I could have saved a lot of time by cheating. Damn

Katty said...

Jodie Foster.

HoneyRyder said...

This BI is a little petty, methinks the entern was one of the “friends”. Use of fraternity test files, ghostwriters, etc. is not a college secret and we’re talking homework? Natalie & Reese can be pretentious imho but they are indeed smart cookies.

YummyBoogers said...

Natalie is the real life embodiment of the smug, Toyota Prius driving, coastal dwelling celebrity who smells her own farts, depicted in that one South Park episode. I bet she even flutters her eyes closed when talking condescendingly to others.

Never forget she signed the release Polanksi petition (sorry, apologies not accepted)and she also compared eating meat to rape....

Fundie Nutjob said...

Eating meat is not rape. Meat is murder. And as for the election, the result was due to Russian interference and how to easy it is to sway the morons amongst us with disinformation.

plot said...

"Natalie is the real life embodiment of the smug, Toyota Prius driving, coastal dwelling celebrity"

Since she mostly lives overseas, not a very good characterization you have there.

Spin the dial and find another. I'm sure you are so proud of that description you cocked up, you will find a fit someday.

Weekittylass said...

Ad hominem. Specious. Passive aggressive. Triggered.

boredatwork boredatwork said...

Fund Nutjob, just because you wrote that atrociously retarded comment, I will throw a beef-only BBQ Monday when England plays. Steaks, burgers, beef ribs, husband is already salivating. It was supposed to be mainly healthy fish and chicken, but, what the heck: if I gotta do murder, I might as well do it large.
Husband is sending his thanks.

OB said...

Portman is a hypocrite. Kushner was at her wedding in 2012, and his business dealings weren't any different then than now; in fact he's probably getting away with less now due to his WH profile and that he's out of the family business. She's just looking for attention

plot said...

@boreddarling!

Sounds lovely! Yum! But that would be a suburban 1/8 lot in Bayonne right? Quick! HAve those miniature UK flags hour delivered to make your statement clearer.

orangesoda said...

I thought these types of comments were saved for Buzzfeed articles. I guess the skreeeee! is spreading.

Bleu said...

Facebook executives have said repeatedly that Russians didn't buy ads until after the election. Trump won 30 states -- more than Obama in either 2008 or 2012 -- and it wasn't because of fucking fake Facebook posts. If you believe it was, you're the dipshit. (But then, Michigan and Wisconsin voters had elected trifecta Republican controlled governorships-Houses-Senates and yet Democrats were shocked -- SHOCKED -- that these same voters didn't flip and choose Hillary Clinton. So. Derp.)

Natasha21 said...

Why is this turning into a political debate? ...again?
Give it a rest, Trump Groopies. Shew. Go away. Go back to Twitter!

plot said...

@OB

"Portman is a hypocrite. Kushner was at her wedding in 2012"

So? People aren't allowed to change their minds? No, you DEMAND consistency! That's all you.

"he's probably getting away with less now due to his WH profile and that he's out of the family business"

IF you read the newspapers you'd see that is not the case. Jared is playing the government to force other countries to pay his family's extensive debts due to poor business practices. Remember the Qatar dust up? That was to force Qatar to take on Kushner debt. Remember how it suddenly disappeared? Yeah, they paid up because Trump threatened them if they didn't give the Kushners hundreds of millions of dollars.

Oh but Portman can't even talk about that...according to you...because she had him to her wedding. Bullshit.

plot said...

@Bleu

"Facebook executives have said repeatedly that Russians didn't buy ads until after the election."

WRONG!!!! Go watch Zuckerfuck's testimony before Congress again. He ADMITS that Russians had been loading FB with targeted ads for 18 months before the election.

Where the fuck are you getting your info?

yepthatsme said...

@Plot, you are firing on all cylinders tonight! Now please give us a justification for Nati Portman signing the Roman Polanski petition!

Weekittylass said...

Plot is the idiot savant patron saint of all liberal causes. She lurks amongst the posts, 24/7/365 waiting, watching, waiting, watching and then pounces on any poor soul who might have a slight difference of opinion than hers. She is the poster child for TDS. Her poor husband is either just like her or grateful for the distracting obsession than is CDaN. He could also be a human-sized cut out of Bernie Sanders or Bill Clinton. I could not imagine living with that. Every.. Single. Day.

Weekittylass said...

Oh, btw, toodles Plot. It’s the end of the HD 115th anniversary sale tomorrow and we’re off to buy goodies for the new Road King. Somebody needs to keep them is business since the absolutely destructive projection of 3.9% of the GDP. In the inimitable words of the Rev. Jeremiah Wright ‘Goddamn America’ for making my portfolios so healthy. ;). Blap blap blap...

Jen Ty said...

You are precious thanks for foisting the Donald on the rest of the world. But I guess he represents your values to a T. If you are in fact Scottish you do your people a disservice.

When are you scheduling your next vacation for a North Korean re-education camp since you must love dictators as much as the Cheeto Overlord wants to be one.

Let's see how healthy your portfolio is in 2020. Make sure you can pivot fast.

Now go back to regularly scheduled programming which is dishing the dirt on primarily non political frivolous celebrities.

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Geeljire said...

You say "WHAT ABOUT TRUMP" every time Billy Clinton, the Lolita Express and Haitian rape camps come up.

Shout out to Shaun "Wonder Bread" King's Haiti charity scam, put that one back on the radar.

CAN'T PEOPLE CHANGE THEIR MINDS?

Geeljire said...

Plot is defending pedophiles again I wonder why??????????????

Southern Man said...

Plot = Plant

plot said...

@yep

I have no idea what Portman's justifications for signing were. That's all hers.

SophiaPetrillo77 said...

+1000 @Yummy
That little boy Portman is an insufferable snob..and a bad actor, second only to Ashley Judd

Weekittylass said...

Awwww Jen Ty, thank you so much for worrying about my financial health. I’m a trust fund kid whose funds are managed by two brilliant men. My father and my brother. We have never taken a loss. They have developed and followed their own set of algorithims. My income is just fun tickets. You might want to google the Jefferson Lab, Fermilab and SURANET for starters. They were instrumental in developing those among many other technologies and discoveries. And, no, I am not some privileged white girl. I just look that way.

plot said...

@Gee!eatingagain

"You say "WHAT ABOUT TRUMP" every time Billy Clinton, the Lolita Express and Haitian rape camps come up"

Well, who is president these days and who is abusing children down at the border, proud of it in fact!

"Plot is defending pedophiles again"

Which ones? Specifically...

Never can give a reckoning, can you.

@Weekittylass

I do wonder what you are talking about.

Pretending to be a poor little rich girl? Now now, take a cup of weak tea with that romance novel.

@Southern Man

"Plot = Plant"

A pretty bad one then since staying on point ain't my bag.




Dusty Fairy said...

I was going to guess Jodie Foster, as well, but I’m not sure if Enty would consider her A+. I would. And I know Natalie has been in the news talking about JK, so I’m guessing it’s her.

YummyBoogers said...

Plot, I was referring to her being a real life representation of the smug, Toyota Prius driving coastal celebrities depicted in the South Park episode "Smug Alert" (Season 10, ep. 2). I am aware she primarily resides overseas. Her mannerisms and condescending tones are where I drew the connections, not so much where she lives.

YummyBoogers said...

@Sophia BWAHAHAHAHA

rosie riveter said...

Lolololololol nut job!
Omg this is gold.

Pickle Rick said...
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Pickle Rick said...

Jodie Foster = Cause she still swang on more than one vine back in her crazy college years,.. ergo the "boy and girls" hint in the blind.

DDonna Tarttty said...

I thought JF too when I read this. Except JF seems genuinely intelligent and perhaps too stubborn and independent to not do her own work, while Portman does not seem particularly smart to me at all.

Foster is the better and more charismatic actress too. Portman isn't terrible, but over-rated and doesn't deserve her Oscar (Nicole Kidman, Jennifer Lawrence and Michelle Williams were all better that year).

plot said...

@Yummy

"depicted in the South Park episode "Smug Alert""

Do forgive me for not being up on my South Park - the show teaching us all that caring about anything is uncool, cynicism is the only attitude worth having, both sides are equal, government is stupid, everything is stupid, so don't bother.

Yeah, that's a show to invest so much time in one can quote it spontaneously.

"Her mannerisms and condescending tones"

So don't watch her interviews and avoid her movies. That's what I do because I don't think she is much of an actress. Feelings of irritation avoided rather than nurtured! Yay!

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