Sunday, June 17, 2018

Blind Item #8 - MTV Movie Awards

This former A- list mostly television actress from a now defunct hit comedy is probably A-/B+ list mostly movie actress. She says that this A-/B+ list writer/actor all of you know spent three weeks chatting her up and doing everything he could to hook up with her. She finally hooked up with him and within 30 minutes after, he had her out the door and has ghosted her since.

26 comments:

MDAnderson said...

Aubrey plaza/Justin Theroux

andrea said...

Zooey Deschanel? And Theroux of course. She is married though, not like that stops anyone.

andrea said...

+1 on Aubrey, we knew what those two were up to in those pap shots

Unknown said...

What I don't understand is why it took him thirty whole minutes to unass her. Not like a woman has never been naked in a hotel hallway before.

Unknown said...

Love it.

Unknown said...

Love it.

Tricia13 said...

Omg “unass”😂

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

Yo Aubrey I thought we smarter than this in expensive Delaware private schools!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Unknown said...

Thanx Tricia. I feel like I have been knighted by the Queen.

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

Aubrey is a B+ Ursuline weirdo and little more

notthisagain said...

wow, aubrey is one of the 10 people that live in delaware?????

Surprised! LLC

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

"If I fuck international superstar and six digit net worth haver JUSTIN THEROUX I'll be going places finally!"
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅😆🤣🤣😆🤣

notthisagain said...

cant wait to see how this emma stone / justin theroux disaster turns out.

emma was usually good at keeping out the tabloids, but since aniston is friends w/stone and classic tabloid fodder, I wouldnt be surprised to see emma now smashed between two pics of theroux and aniston w/a big "HOMEWRECKER?"

notthisagain said...

justin theroux is like adam levine and ryan reynolds - the male equivalents of a butterface.
hot body, meh ("...but her..") face.

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

SHOULD HAVE JUST GONE TO CHRISTIANA HS
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She probably has some excellent Tom Capano stories!

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

Yo Aubrey I'm 6'5 with a big dick wanna be done that Delaware Way.

Actually I'm never taking that midgets seconds🤣🤣🤣

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

Enty you made my Eid, subhanallah

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

I feel awful for anyone subjected to Theroux's "writing" if we're doing a Kindness blind here

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

From*
Everyone wants to escape from Joe Biden's dick but no one wants to do the work to address THE MASSIVE UNDERLYING STRUCTURAL ISSUES INVOLVING TAX LOOPHOLES AND DOW/DUPONT/GORE

Anonymous said...

Almost one hour passes in Iron Man 2 before we see any action. Easy money writing that flick for JT.

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

That was honestly one of the worst, most forgettable films I've ever seen, during which I truly fell asleep.
For the record, I fell asleep during "Doom" in the theater but I'd been up two days straight.
No saving grace there

And I didn't even know he wrote it.

Unknown said...

Tropic Thunder was amazing! That was probably his best work

#TEAMGEELJIRE CLASSIC said...

DOWNEY: GREAT WORK JUSTIN, THINK YOU CAN DO IT AGAIN?

THEROUX: Ummmmmmmmmmm


Same thing happened to Lauryn Hill except she wasn't rewarded for it.

Boldblonde said...

Asshole.

PghGirl said...

He's just repulsive.

ReallyTired said...

Enty, if this is meant to be Aubrey Plaza I don't think you can refer to her as a movie star. She hasn't been in any movies that have made any money and she stars in Legion, which is a TV show on FX.

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