Monday, September 10, 2018

Blind Item #14

This A+ list mostly movie actress who has also been doing some television as of late was telling a story about when she was in between husbands she hooked up with this foreign born A- list mostly movie actor from two separate huge franchises. She says that she only had sex with him one time because he smelled of booze and cigarettes and it was on her and her bedding to the point she said she bought all new bedding. At that point, this B+ list actress who is a celebrity offspring of someone higher on the list chimed in and said, "I had to move after a week of sex with him because the smell was so overpowering." 

55 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Nicole Kidman or reese

Tricia13 said...

Reese and Robert Patterson maybe

sandybrook said...

Julia?

Tricia13 said...

Zoe Kravit Paz for other

Brayson87 said...

I think somehow they're missing the moral of the story ;)

MDAnderson said...

Orlando bloom??

VeeBee said...

Nicole or Reese / Orlando Bloom / Dakota Johnson

Ophelia said...

I think VeeBee has it.

2 Franchises - Pirates & Rings

MDAnderson said...

I think Reese and Zoe because they did big little lies together.

BlissBoo said...

It has to be Reese / Zoe and Robert. Robert did Harry Potter and Twilight. Reese did the Elephant/Circus movie with Robert. Not sure if Zoe / Robert did a movie, but she gets around so I'm sure they roll in the same circles.

I thought he quit smoking though? I love me some Patz, but he's one greasy looking mofo.

Amartel said...

FB actor: Gerard Butler?

VeeBee said...

oooohhhh I forgot all about Water for Elephants! Yep, more inclined towards Reese and Robert now and Zoe is a good guess MD and Bliss!

Ophelia said...

Rob was in one HP movie though, I hardly consider that being a part of the 8 movie franchise but I've disagreed with Enty's identifiers before haha

Brayson87 said...

It's always adorable to see Eskimo sisters together :)

Sara, Making It Work said...

So gross.

kiki71 said...

What TWO franchises has Pattinson been in? Know Twilight but what else? Gross. If he smells THAT bad that you have to move or throw bedding away WHAT must it be like to actually have intercourse with him or kiss him? Disgusting? I wouldn't even have gotten that far. BIGGEST pet peeve is smoking.

MichiganMama59 said...

Women are catty

Sd Auntie said...

Disgusting. Wrinkly old prune in next 5 years.

Unknown said...

Yucko

Unknown said...

I thought that Reese said that kissing RPatz was absolutely disgusting on Water for Elephants because he was sick that day? I didn't get the impression that she was into him at all but who knows.

I think Orlando fits better with the two franchises though. LOTR and Pirates seems like a much stronger argument than 1 HP movie and Twilight as franchises go. The only other one I could see would be Michael Fassbender as he is well known smoker (dunno if he still smokes) and has XMen and Alien as his franchises (I will be very sad if it's him though).

Brayson87 said...

Eh, it's widely known that after binge drinking liquor guys go from zero to hobo overnight, the booze starts sweating out of the pores. As for the B+ list actress, after a week of regular hardcore sex if the bedding hasn't been changed or washed at all it should probably be burned or at least set to the hot setting, the stains alone.

kelly said...

Jason Statham, does he smoke and drink?

GoodAshBadAsh said...

Benicio del Toro. B+ is Kimberly Stewert.

True story said...

The foreign born actor from two separate huge franchises is definitely ROBERT PATTINSON (Twilight and Harry Potter) He is known for his love for alcohol and cigarettes. No wonder the dude stinks like that. Gross

gauloise said...

Russell Crowe, mummy and superman franchises

Jelly Queen said...

Johnny Depp - Pirates and Potterverse

Freckles said...

Russel Crowe

Hugo Pedersen said...

Why would they go to bed with him in the first place if he smelled so bad? Surely that would be a turnoff for most people.

Neal M said...

A smelly, unbathed, cig stenched actor could be so many. It is a tradition dating back to Montgomery Clift.
Having said that - I immediately thought of Lenny Kravitz. He was in Hunger Games, was he in a second franchise?
Johnny Depp is also someone I thought of. But what other franchise besides POTC?

Unknown said...

Jason Statham doesn't look gross Kelly, but could be

Amy said...

It's Johnny Depp. He is rumoured to stink. Johnny is in Pirates of and now the Harry Potter spin off with Eddie Redmayne.

Amy said...

Oops not foreign born.

Neal M said...

Oh, foreign born? That eliminates my guesses.

Unknown said...

Mel Gibson - Lethal Weapon and Mad Max.

texasrose said...

My question is why the hell would you get in bed with him if he stunk so bad??? Do you like holding your breath or gagging during sex? Make better choices.

Guesser said...

The answer to why is obvious. They were drunk themselves! So definitely Reese,who has been sloppy drunk. Can't see Nichole doing this.

Boldblonde said...

Statham wouldn’t be kissing women.@kelly

PSDoctorPS said...

Reese did sell her Ojai property after she let Pattinson stay there for a while to escape during pap madness over Kristin Stewart cheating on him with that director? So, I’d say she and Zoe K. And Robert Pattinson fit... at least we know Orlando takes swims now and then and Air drys, but they both look like they could rival Johnny and Keith in the hygiene absence department... How subway vagrant aroma could be sexually appealing, I will never understand.

More Cowbell said...

I'm obviously the odd person out, but I find the smell of booze and cigarettes kind of sexy. The big turn-off for me is the smell of onions or coffee breath.

Neal M said...

If it is pattinson and Reese, then the "this B+ list actress who is a celebrity offspring of someone higher on the list" would unfortunately probably be Sean Penn and Robin Wright's daughter Dylan Penn.

Kathryn Johnson said...

Keanu Reeves: The Matrix and John Wick for the franchises.

hothotheat said...

Gibson isn't foreign born - born in upstate New York.

Kathryn Johnson said...

However, is Keanu back to A or A+?

Hmax17 said...

This They were in Water for Elephants together

Nat CDV said...

Michael Fassbender

Cuddlebutt said...

He should drink Maple Crown. After drinking a LOT of it one night I smelled like a pancake the next day.

Unknown said...

jesus, wtf!

EV said...

There's a guy I fuck every month or so (I'm single, who cares) and he smells overwhelmingly of fried onions. He's a good lay so I go with it, but the sheets are off the bed as soon as he is out the door. What I'm saying is, guy must have skills to make up for his bouquet.

Kathy Houston said...

He was so disgusting that she STILL hooked up with him for a whole week? Lol who is the nasty one here??

Duffle said...

I think Kate Hudson for B+ list actress

UniversalEnergy said...

Reesent played Robert's mom in another movie. Kind of gross! I think Zoe Kravitz is becoming more famous than her washed up dad.

Sharper Teeth said...

@GoodAshBadAsh That's actually a really good guess. I looked up his IMDb, and he's been in quite a few franchises. Sin City, Star Wars, Marvel 3 different times, and Sicario (I don't know if that one counts).

NicQuerica said...

Rpatz must have great skills in bed. Still though, the one who spent a week in bed with him should have demanded he take his ass to the shower after the first day lol. I can't stand men who stink. When my husband and I were dating,I knew he was a keeper when he told he bathes 2x daily. Nearly a decade later and he still does. A clean, good smelling man is a sexy man. ;-)

BRAD PITT said...

A+ list mostly movie actress doing television lately - Reese

two huge franchises - LOTR and POTC

he smelled of booze and cigarettes - Orlando Bloom

B+ list actress who is a celebrity offspring of someone higher - ?????

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