Ted C. Blind Item
Some people love Fake-à-la Ferocity...the rest live to hate her. This do-it-all diva, known to dabble in everything from fab sex to fabber shoes, has her hand in purty much everything these days. Endorsements. Charitable endeavors. Entertainment projects. You name it. And all the wowin' while, Fake-à-la manages to look super-duper delish in the process.
Well, she used to, at least.
Lately, F2's once enviable bod has changed for the worse. And her hunky man isn't the only person concerned about the once divinely gifted babe. Nope, now a very few inside Industry types are also concerned 'bout our gal Fakey.
See, F.F. has enjoyed a fairly good reputation in the media and rags...until recently. She's known for being accessible, candid and honest. How very friggin' heretical here in lip-cemented T-town! Apparently, Ms. Ef's hiding one helluva secret. And I'm the bitch to fill ya in on what, exactly, it is that has those select few Hollywood movers 'n' shakers so shaking in their Prada wear, regarding Fakey. She's got what's known as...a heroin habit.
Well, she's hardly the first dame in this drug-infested enclave to fall down that slippery alley, right? It's just, uh, so damn rich to find this out, knowing how utterly benevolent our do-goodin' broad happens to be as of late.
Gosh, wonder how long before everyone finds out what's really behind Fake-à-la's rapidly withering figure? It'll be "Paris who?" should that happen, trust.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 227 of 227By FABBER shoes, Ted was referring to the fact that her dress cost $26.00 and the shoes she was wearing were a zillion times that much.
I do think this BI is AJ, I'm not sure I believe she's using.
Ted's a worn out old bitch with a grudge.
I think that it's Angelina too... BUT I am writing to clear up a common misconception that most people have about heroin users... I have no idea where the idea that junkies shoot up in between their toes comes from.... probably from a stupid made for TV movie or a 1970's afterschool special. Speaking from the viewpoint of a 6 years clean long-term heroin user (10 years) I NEVER even thought of trying to shoot up in between my toes! Maybe on top of my big toe where there is a rather large vein. Also, it is very possible to use heroin and have no one suspect a thing if you have the money to support your habit. I used for 6 years before I was 'found out', usually you have to be arrested or have an overdose before it becomes apparent to people close to you. In my case I was outed when I had to undergo 15 surgeries to fix the damage done to my arms from a 'bad' batch of heroin. Anyway, I really hope whoever it is in the BI gets it together before she does irreparable harm to herself and her family. Also, kudos to ten years! I know how hard it is:)
I just figured it out over on the Blind Vice forum.
Kelly Ripa said the only person she interviewed who ever made her nervous was Madonna.
Both Madonna and Keira are members of Kabbalah.
Madonna has two songs on the soundtrack for "The Devil Wears Prada".
Jessica Biel and Madonna are both connected to Justin Timberlake. JB is dating him and Madonna is collaborating with him on a cd.
She's done charitable work and endorsements and is a diva that some people love and other hate.
It's Madonna.
twisted sister.... I think you may be on to something... with Madonna... not totally sure but she could fit... I'm not sure she's known for shoes though.... but she is known to be a diva and her sex life is well chronicled and she usually had good press until this Kaballa stuff and then got worse after she adopted her son from Namibia... i don't believe she's recovered from that yet (media wise)
femmecafe
Also - some recent criticism in the press, including for her appearance:
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/10462/Taking+the+work-outs+a+tad+too+far,+Madonna?+
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/10462/Taking+the+work-outs+a+tad+too+far,+Madonna?+
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/10462/Taking+the+work-outs+a+tad+too+far,+Madonna?+
http://www.express.co.uk/posts/view/10462/Taking+the+work-outs+a+tad+too+far,+Madonna?+
Not to mention the bad press she got with adopting that little boy!
And one item where her camera crew calls her a diva:
http://thebosh.com/archives/2007/06/madonnas_film_crew_says_shes_a_diva.php
thanks anon 11:52 for helping me make my point to (Sasha?) and in general about the absoloute worthlessness of a celebrity attempting to sue a blog/gossip rag for an unreveiled BI like Ted C's.
The only thing that planting/printing a BI that is 'seemingly' so obvious could be ANY NUMBER of things like... 1.retaliation (to which people have referenced his recent media shut-out)
2.publicity based (which is odd, considering its timed around her movie opening)
3.guilt by association (Marilyn Manson feeds everyone heroin? Oh please! I forgot he was responsible for Columbine too...)
OR on the slim chance it's true- Angie's riding the horse.
Imagine you are AJ, and your life is probably exactly how you want to live it except for the papparazzi and negative hounded by media over your personal life even when they DON'T know about your little habit... are you going to let anyone in on the scoop? I bet if it's true, 2, maybe 3 people know MAX.
and none of them are Ted C, imho
OK, so people are willing to think this is about Madonna, who has 2 biological children and 1 newly adopted child from Africa, but they're unwilling to think it's Angelina????????? Pure. Fucking. Craziness. Just goes to show the extent of the Angelina press machine. So, tell me, please, the meaning of the shoe comment in reference to Madonna. I'm dying to hear this one. She's been looking for crap for well over the past year, so the looking "delish" comment hardly pertains to her as well. She's never particularly had a good rep with the press, nor is she considered "accessible" by any means. This is becoming a joke.
oops, I meant looking LIKE crap, not looking FOR crap.
Hey 8:54, I don't consider Madonna or AJ accessible to the press.
Could someone help me tick off a list of celebrities who have obviously dropped too much weight lately?
1. Angelina Jolie for sure
2. Nicole Richie (always)
3. Kim Basinger (see Just Jared for pix)
4. Victoria Beckham
5. Kelly Ripa
6. Rene Zewelleger
7. Brittany Murphy
There are more, I'm sure. Didn't US Weekly or one of the bigger tabs do a recent issue on who is too skinny in Hollywoood? I bet our girl is in there.
ANd for the record, Ted C is such an ass it probably IS angelina and it probably is BS, but I still have this weird obsession it is someone more shocking. Angelina has admitted to drug use in the past, and I don't know if her detractors would be surprised it it was her.
Kelly Ripa, well, I'd fall over.
For fun, could we all agree Ted probably has Angelina in mind, stop arguing about it, dismiss the theory and look for the next best?
Just an idea . .
Anon 8:54 - so what are the AJ connections to all the women listed as those who aren't the subject of the blind item?
twisted sister, melissa laid it out waaaay up the thread:
Melissa said...
10:45- Jessica Biel named sexiest woman alive. So has Angelina
Kelly Ripa-working mom with lots of kids- so is Angelina
Kiera Knightly- plagued with eating disorder rumors- so is Angelina.
Guys nobody is perfect. If this is even true (which who is to say it is) she has had a rough go of things for awhile now. She has huge loads to carry. she will overcome. she always has
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Thanks, anon 10:55 - I missed that post.
Sorry, but I still think it's Madonna.
Kelly Ripa said the only person she interviewed who ever made her nervous was Madonna.
Both Madonna and Keira are members of Kabbalah.
Jessica Biel and Madonna are both connected to Justin Timberlake. JB is dating him and Madonna is collaborating with him on a cd.
Madonna has two songs on the soundtrack for "The Devil Wears Prada".
She has also stated that the way her husband gets in her good graces is by buying her designer shoes.
Madonna has a huge reputation for being a diva - Angelina Jolie, not so much.
I think Ted's screwing with us on this one by making it seem like it's AJ when it's really Madonna.
Madonna isn't "withering" and her press has actually calmed quite a bit since her adoption fiasco several months ago. AJ's bad press is extremely recent. Not to mention the fact that she is tettering on the brink of emaciation.
Someone made the point above about "fab" vs. "fabber", fab being the usual way to say it. fabBER must be significant, as in more expensive than Angelina's dress. The Prada reference was to the execs, specifically.
Anon 10:14 - you must not have read the articles I linked to if you're making that first statement.
We'll find out soon enough. Many of us emailed Ted and when we see which celeb he says it's not and which celeb he doesn't mention, that will tell the tale.
Not Madonna.
It all comes down to this:
"See, F.F. has enjoyed a fairly good reputation in the media and rags...until recently. She's known for being accessible, candid and honest."
It's OBVIOUSLY AJ, no doubt about that. Whether it's actually true or not, who knows?
I think it's payback for her attempt to muzzle the press last week. Of course, she claimed she hadn't known about the restrictive agreements; said her representatives were trying to protect her, which I do not believe. There is no way that move was not sanctioned by her.
It certainly was no coincidence that it appeared in Ted's column on the day A Mighty Heart opened, non?
twisted sister, you posted a link to the same article several times. The article asserts that Madonna must be working out too much because her hands are looking "veiny and gnsarly" It doesn't say anything about a drastic weight loss, as in "withering".
And the camera crew who accuse her of being a diva? Duh! Madonna has been accused of that since the early '80's. Nothing new there.
But go here where you will find some pretty harsh gossip in a mainstream newspaper-something AJ hasn't had to put up with for a long time, until lately.
Anon 1:19 - I don't know what the heck happened! Seriously, I had several different articles, but I must have goofed up the cut/paste thing.
This blind could very well be either AJ or Madonna, I'm just in the Madonna camp. I'll be hella pissed if Ted doesn't answer the mail about the one that it isn't, that's for sure.
Regardless of who it is - AJ, Madonna or someone we haven't yet guessed, I feel really sorry for those kids.
I feel really sorry for those kids.
I wholeheartedly agree with that.
I'm now 100 per cent convinced it’s Angelina. Nobody else fits like her.She ticks ALL the boxes.
What seals it for me is ‘lip-cemented’ as someone mentioned above and more importantly DIVINELY as in Angel/Angelina. Of course this could be Madonna but she doesn’t tick all the other boxes.
mia farrow
mia farrow
Are you stupid? Who is her hunky man? The woman is almost 70 (?)do you really think she's been looking "super delish" lately?
geez.
IT WAS A JOKE! And now I am laughing at how gullable you are!!
And yeah she is super delish. I think she is stunningly beautiful. Can a women not be delish in her 70's? Would love to see a pic of you!
So if you think she's super delish, why did you make a joke at her expense?
Fergie???
Jessica Alba. FF stands for Fantastic Four, and she has the image of a goody goody!
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