Thursday, June 14, 2007

Today's Blind Items--With A Little Help From AP

A certain message board (not CDAN) on the internet has made a very important connection between the news and a VERY juicy blind item from this site.

The blind item from the NY Daily News today reminded me of this first one.

#1 This actress you have never heard of was very popular with a certain kind of guy and was often stalked. She started keeping a knife under her pillow at night. One night, her boyfriend, who is a foreign A-lister came into her room when she thought he was out of town. As he bent down to kiss her, she brought the knife up and stabbed him. Our actor was in a committed relationship at the time so nothing was said about where he was or who he was with. BUT, if you see him now with his shirt off, there is a scar along his right pectoral area that is about 2 inches wide.

This one comes from AP

#2 At a thing last week, AP was in the bathroom and a C list actress starts talking about what she had done the night before. Turns out she was hanging out with this defnitely not ugly A list film actor as far as name recognition, but in reality B list because he needs a strong cast to open well. He is heroic though. Anyway, the two of them were enjoying some adult activities and she started to do move down and do something with her mouth, when he practically screamed, "No." In all her many experiences, she had never got that type of reaction and so decided to take a much closer look at the member in question. A raging case of warts. It was so bad that she puked right then and there and got out of the bed and room like lightning.

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