Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Brooke Hogan Spends Her 21st Birthday Loving Her Dad

At least Brooke Hogan didn't throw herself around on a stripper pole for her dad last night. At least not in public. These are photos from last night's birthday party in Las Vegas. Notice how Hulk's girlfriend goes in for the air kiss. Maybe it's just me, but do daughters normally pose like this with their fathers? If you didn't know Hulk was her dad, you would think she and her twin were getting it on with the old guy because he has money.
They really do look alike don't they.
Disturbed yet?
How about now? I know I am.
Oh, and Nick Hogan was there. No pictures at all with his dad. He seems pretty happy. I wonder what John Graziano did last night?

35 comments:

mooshki said...

Again, EWWW! What is this, National Incest Week?

Carrie L. said...

I honestly thought in the first pic that Brooke was the girlfriend based on the pose/look. I am completely regretting eating any lunch today; I feel sick. As someone who has a great relationship with my dad, that is beyond gross.

Anonymous said...

Both look like hookers lol.

CDAN Mod said...

yes, sylvia, they do. what the hell is wrong with them...

Cheryl said...

Now that's ick, nast.

Remember when Hulkster was rubbing suntan lotion on his daughters ass region?

merrick said...

How come I cant find dresses like that in my neighborhood? Oh thats right, I dont live on Hooker Street! I also question who is grosser, Brooke for the way she acts with her dad, or the Hulk for dating her look a like. Creepy!

Unknown said...

In the first picture I honestly could not figure out which was daughter and which was girlfriend. CREEEEE-PY.

I feel like I need to take a shower now after looking at these incestuous clowns. Ugh.

Pookie said...

well, in all fairness to creepy hulk, linda looks like the daughter and gf too.

these people creep me out.

jax said...

"Ok, that is WRONG" - Woody Allen

selenakyle said...

Nice crotch shot on the GF.

Damn if Brooke hasn't got a HUGE head on her.

Carissa said...

Yep, I just threw up in my mouth a little bit just now...

Kim said...

Brooke is 21?????

GoddessNow said...

I have the creeps looking at this....ICK!

GoddessNow said...

I have the creeps looking at this....ICK!

audrey said...

You forgot to include a picture of the ex wife, who is a triple to the above two. And could you at least warn us that you are about to ruin the blog by including pictures of this crowd?

ItsJustMe said...

Next to the Verne Troyer pics, I vote these as the second most disturbing photos you've ever posted.

Linnea said...

Yeah Kim, that was suprising to me too!

lutefisk said...

that is a lot of silicone in one photo.

figgy said...

There's no way Brooke is a 21 year old female. If that isn't a 35 year old tranny (who needs to work on his tuck-under), then I'm a monkey's uncle.

Miss(pdx) said...

I am with everyone else on this one..I intentionally didn't scroll down so that way I could guess on the top pic who was the gf and who was the daughter..

I guessed wrong.

Lucky Brooke.. she looks JUST like her mother.. a fifty year old tranny .... and believe me I give trannies way more props

Miss(pdx) said...

lol@ figgy I ALMOST wrote 35 yr old tranny.. and I hadn't even read yours yet! :D

Judi said...

Ick.

MommaBear said...

Wow, Brooke is only 21! She looks like she's been ridden hard, and put away wet. Not aging well at all.

califblondy said...

I was at Caesar's last Saturday night and I saw Brooke's picture outside of the entrance to Pure. I thought wow, Pure has really sunk to a new low.

B626 said...

Back off Enty before the Hulk goes all 'O.J' on your ass(in his mind)!

Elle said...

Whoa, back the fuck up! She just turned 21!???

Elle said...

Okay, I'm gonna have to see a driving license...

Jungle007 said...

EVERYONE beat me to it- That girl does not look 21!!!!!!!

And... EW!

Jungle007 said...

The gf actually looks better... and younger.

Unknown said...

Someday it will all come out in a book... sad.

ardleighstreet said...

Just when you think this family can't get more creepy these people hit a new low.

Do you think when Hulkamania is "running wild" with his girlfriend he says Brookes name accidently?

Going away to bleach them from my brain now. < shudder,gag>

monalisa999 said...

The upward glance is similar to the one Mel had when he posed with his wife, only he's tanned, bleached, and even more f**ked up. Brooke appears more to be 30yrs old and in a very disturbing relationship with her dad. Or, they want us to think she is.

libby said...

Whenever I'm in the beauty supply store, I always wonder who buys those giant tubs of powder hair bleach. It's the Hogans.

If you've ever bought a "Frost 'n' Tip" kit, you know what I mean: You mix the powder with the developer and make a stinky paste. It bleaches hair to yellow, but a toner is normally added by professionals to make the blond look more natural. But people who do that shit at home usually don't know any better. And that is how the Hogans all have the same fried yellow hair. Every time I see them, that's all I notice. Money does not buy taste or sense.

libby said...

I forgot--they obviously also ship powder bleach in bulk to the Playboy mansion. So awful!

mooshki said...

Ha, after I read your first comment and before I saw your second, I thought to myself "yeah, them and Holly Madison." :)

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