Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Tori Spelling Says She Has Every Disease In The World


Do you want to know why you have never heard Tori Spelling's reason for being so skinny? For being in the hospital so many times last year? It is because to get the answers she wants you to buy her new book. Realizing she has nothing to say of any real importance or value or helpful to people, Tori is trying to generate book sales by providing the answer to the question of why she is the skinniest person on the planet. It probably would not look as bad except for the fake boobs that have no place to go because she is so skinny.

USA Today got an advance copy of the book and made some poor reporter read it. Or an intern. Oh, or maybe the night janitor. The only thing interesting about it was this one quote. "I've never had a great stomach, but (being ill) just completely tore up my stomach and broke down my immune system, and I've basically just been a mess ever since, stomach-wise. It's about rebuilding my immune system." So, presumably the book was finished awhile ago, so what is going to be her excuse when she still has not gained any weight? I think she should head down to some Central American country and come back and say she got yellow fever and malaria, oh and hepatitis. That way she can keep on pretending. She says last year she had a bad reaction to medicine, swine flu, stomach pain, migraines and nerve problems.

25 comments:

Lady J said...

Tori is a disease.

MontanaMarriott said...

OH hell and here I was ready to run to the Columbus Avenue Border's tonight to have her sign my copy, NOT!

Anonymous said...

I had swine flu. It's not so much a stomach thing as a respiratory thing, although there were some digestive tract things involved at the beginning. I don't recall that my appetite was affected at all - especially when I learned that the hospital served BACON every morning!

skeeball said...

if she is soooo happy with Dean, then why is she soooo sick?? I guess having an affair with a married man has come back to bite her in her non existant ass!!!!

Unknown said...

I wonder how she really stays so thin? Cocaine? Meth? Other uppers??

Yes, it's hard for me to imagine that anyone could get and stay that skinny through will power alone. Really, cannot conceive of it!

Lisa (not original) said...

No bird flu? She must be saving that one for next time someone remembers she's alive and asks her a question.

Unknown said...

Oh, and I watched 5 minutes of their show the other day. I was thinking it was the most boring thing I ever saw, until they were talking about moving out to the country.

Tori said they shouldn't, because "if you get a series, then it would be such a long commute..."

AAAAAAHHHHH hahahaha! I swear I almost fell off the couch! A series! Right. Dream on dude!

Borg Queen said...

I think the real reason she is so skinny is because she is worrying herself sick that her louse of a husband will cheat on her. If he could cheat on his ex-wife with you, he can definitely cheat on u.

Lisa (not original) said...

She stays that skinny by not eating. Doesn't take much will power after the first couple of days, and Zantac helps take the edge off that starving feeling.

Ms Cool said...

Maybe you just get used to that hungry pang.

Yeah, and swine flu is respiratory. Idiot.

califblondy said...

I agree with Lisa. Tori looks anorexic to me.

0 said...

Cocaine and anorexia.

Sporky said...

Immune system? Yeah right.
However, if she said she had contracted AIDS, I'd have no problem believing her...for a variety of reasons.

Please just go away, Tori.

surfer said...

Maybe we were all wrong and she's coke mom! Just a thought.

Unknown said...

Lisa (not original),
I've been looking for the magic pill! Is it just a s simple as a zantac- the acid controller?

Sonia in MO said...

I so wish I could get used to that "hungry pang." Not happening, though. So I'll struggle with my extra pounds another way :)

I suspect Tori is basically a pretty nice person, but she has built this little house of cards on a bad start (i.e. the whole cheating, double divorce, etc.) and knows the foundation isn't solid. That can really eat at a person (no pun intended) and probably a big reason why she's so insecure about her "loving" husband and why she has the weight issues.

I feel sorry for her. The smartest thing she could do is dump that guy, and raise those kids in some relative peace and quiet away from Hollywood.

Jasmine said...

I kinda get why she practically starves herself.
She was raised in a very skewed way, truely 100% believing that if you want to survive in hollywood you must conform and look the trend. For her, as ridicous as it sounds, being and maintaining this gross amount of weight is simply another part of being a celeb.
I dont think its right, I DO think she eats, but probably a very small amount ala Posh Becks.
I also think despite the illusions of how big a celeb she is that Tori is a nice person.

Just Another Blonde said...

Gretchen et all-
I'm recovering from multiple ED and I can tell you, it really IS that simple. After about day 3, the hunger pains go away for the most part, and Zantac or Omeprazole take care of any acid. Staying away from acidic substances like sodas and/or juices helps as well. After awhile, you just don't miss it anymore. The feeling you get from being "in control" (even though that's a joke, bc the ED controls you) is better than any food. It no longer matters. If you are at all a nervous person, throw that in there along with the lack of food and it works well.

kathrynnova said...

she makes me sad.

kathrynnova said...

she makes me sad.

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Karma's a bitch, Tori.

audrey said...

If you are going to starve yourself then at least take out the silcone in your chest first. Her boobs look like a nightmare.

RJ said...

I kind of feel sorry for her, too, even though she was a cheater and a co-cheater. I think her childhood was devoid of anything resembling unconditional love that she was just desperate for any affection that came along. She displays every sign of hating every aspect of herself no matter what she says. Just Another Blonde is right, eating disorders are about control. You may think that you can't control anything in your life, but you can control the calories that you consume. She makes me sad.

RocketQueen said...

Wasn't she revealed as the answer to a blind about an actress who was being injected with some sort of horse urine (or something) in a clinic in Europe to stay thin? She lies.

Basil said...

I really wish some actress would just have the guts to come out and tell the truth about why they are thin: to keep getting work, and to not be mocked by reports saying they are fat if they don't look perfect. When Nicole Richie first burst on the scene she looked fine, but people kept saying she was fat compared to Paris. Then she lost the weight (which she didn't need to lose) then people accused her of being anorexic. She couldn't win.

And Karen Carpenter ended up starving herself to death because some reviewer made a comment about her being fat, which she never was.

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