Monday, November 22, 2010

Post Secret Blind Item


Thanks to those of you who sent me the above item from Post Secret.

37 comments:

looserdude said...

So someone wasn't using a wand-dom.

Sue Ellen Mishkey said...

When I saw that yesterday my jaw dropped for a hot second, and then I wondered if this postcard was fake. You know, so they had a better chance of being posted.

BigMama said...

@looserdude - Now THAT was funny!

RJ said...

If the person who wrote the card is actually telling the truth, why wouldn't she get a paternity test and collect child support from the guy??? Must either be fake, or it's one of the lesser earners pictured so not Harry, Ron, or Prof. Snape.

rebellious, contrary and nice said...

ITA, RJ.

Cheryl said...

And why make it a riddle? How does that help the kid? Or is it one of the twins and she can't figure out which one.

sunnyside1213 said...

I love Alan Rickman!!!

Kristen S. said...

Maybe the person is not a gold digger and has her own comfortable income.

Although I think the father should at least be given the opportunity fo knowing his daughter.

awesome balla. said...

@kristen: i agree. there's a difference between going and having a media circus (ala jude law) and privately reaching out to contact and simply inform.

and i would looooove to have alan rickman's bebe.

MISCH said...

Yeah on Rickman..the best villain in the first Die Hard....and not a bad ghost in Love You Madly..whatever..

Jenny said...

Alan Rickman is someone special, but I've been checking out Jason Isaacs. Yum.

JoElla said...

Sue Ellen I thought the same thing.

jess said...

It think it's fake, but assuming it's true and that she(mother) doesn't want to be a gold-digger I'll say for the fun of it..Jason Isaacs(Lucius Malfoy - bottom left corner).

RocketQueen said...

Totally agree, Kristen. If this is even real, that is. It's timed quite well with the new movie release, isn't it?

jax said...

i can rule out Jason Isaacs for certain. trust.

nunaurbiz said...

I'd have Alan Rickman's baby! I was thrilled when he friended me on FB. One step closer. Oh, wait, I'm too old to have kids. Hm. Well, it can't hurt trying, right?!?!?

L said...

"Maybe the person is not a gold digger and has her own comfortable income."

Someone who was mature and emotionally/financially "together" would never have written something like this. If it's real, I'm picturing a fangirl under 20 who expected something more to come from a one-night-stand with her moviestar crush, who wasn't careful to use protection.

And if it's real, she will eventually come looking for money.

Jen said...

The Harry Potter world has its own "unique" fan base. There are actual women out there that believe they are married to Snape on a different astral plane. For reals.

skeeball said...

@MISCH~the movie is Truly,Madly, Deeply, and you are right he was a great ghost in that!!!!

rhinovirus said...

True or not, it's sad either way.

timebob said...

I'm sure one of them is the father the way that porn star claimed Tiger Woods was her baby daddy.

Whoever sent this in was off their meds. Not buying it. But clever.

kathrynnova said...

regardless if it is real or fake, it's a pretty good one - i think after reading it we all had a moment of "whoa...."

Karmen said...

I saw this yesterday. It reminded me of this post secret:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2007/03/11/post-secret-mystery-celebrity-dad/

Ms Cool said...

LOL @ looserdude

I like to call him LUSCIOUS Malfoy much do the irritation of my son.

Too bad there isn't a picture of the kid who plays Tom Riddle for the riddle.

Treesap-Covered Lady, the Humanist said...

Yeah, I saw it yesterday and was like, 'WHAAAA?!?'

Of the six, who has the potential to accumulate enough groupies to forget the names of all the women he's slept with?

Process of elimination:

Alan Rickman is too old to be sidestepping on his woman. (The Alan Rickman of my imagination wouldn’t dare!)
Daniel Radcliff seems to do relationship, and/or men rather than groupies.
Rupert Grint: I can’t fathom him having sex. Ever.
James and Oliver Phelps: It just doesn’t seem plausible.
Jason Issacs: Apparently, he’s so unrecognizable to fans that he can go to a Harry Potter premiere and return home via the tube without anyone recognizing him; therefore, given than this woman probably recognized him (which would shock/please) him, I doubt he’d forget her name and/or have loads of groupies.
Tom Felton: He seems like the type who would have casual sex with as many people as possible before his three-fingered forehead becomes a four-fingered forehead and/or this fame thing dies.

Tom Felton for the win! (Or loss, depending on how you view it.)

valerie said...

It doesn't take fame to have enough women to forget their names. Plenty of non-celebrities pile up the hookups.

This touches on someone I've always wondered about. If you're a groupie or fan who had a one-night stand, how *would* you get in touch with the person afterward, if you got pregnant? You probably don't have their phone number, or if they gave it to you, it's likely to be a fake one. You don't just call their agent or publicist saying that you need to reach the star - you won't make it past the "weirdo" pile.

So I really think this is plausible.

brendalove@gmail.com said...

I would never do Prof. Snape unless he wore his Trent Reznor wig during.

chris said...
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chris said...

Katie Holmes and the kid is Suri.lol

pomme said...

@chris: so true LOL

who is a straight guy here?

Fawn Neun said...

@Humanist - If Radcliffe were gay, he'd have come out already, if just to be, you know, Dan Radcliffe. But I agree otherwise.

NOT Alan Rickman.

Mebbe one of the twins?

Rupert - yeah, mebbe. He was hanging out with some rather disreputable people a few years ago, wasn't he?

warmislandsun said...

I'd have a go with all but Daniel. He's just too petite. I have had a crush on the twins since the first movie. Rupert is eccentric and that is cute. And the Malfoys and Snape are just hot, because evil is hot. ;)

Julie said...

I don't think Radcliffe would have come out necessarily. Could be part of a "moral clause" that he doesn't. (not like I agree w that. But you don't really hear of these kids boozin. You know

Anotheramy said...

My guess is either Tom Felton or her imagination.

jfwlucy said...

Whoever the girl might be, she is young, young, young. "He's never met her, he never will." The sort of romantic, self-dramatizing, tripe you actually believe when you are 19 or so.

MCH said...

I definitely said "WHAAAAA???"

Is it weird that I got sad when I saw the pictures of the twins???

You'd think when something this juicy comes their way that they'd out the people.....or at least try and verify if it's real or not.

Jessica said...

"My friend just found this on the web! Just to confirm that I can be cancelled out of this equation," - Tom Felton

Twins Oliver and James Phelps, who play George and Fred Weasley respectively, also denied the report.

http://www.usmagazine.com/momsbabies/news/did-harry-potters-tom-felton-father-a-secret-love-child-20102611

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