Michael Lohan Judge Has No Idea Who Lindsay Lohan Is

I love when people name drop and the other person has no idea who the person is that has just been dropped. That happened yesterday when Kate Major dropped Lindsay Lohan's name during court. Why Kate felt the need to drop that name is beyond me, but probably wanted the judge to know she is important and stuff.

Yesterday, Michael Lohan made a deal where he gets a year probation and has to go to domestic violence classes. As part of his year probation he has to spend four months at a facility which sounds a lot like rehab. He will probably figure out a way to make money off it.

During the hearing, Michael was also ordered to stay away from Major who was celebrating her birthday yesterday and mentioned it out of the blue while saying Michael needed rehab and not jail and dropped Lindsay's name all in one sentence.

"I think he needs help because keeping him in jail would be hurting him more and it's my birthday today. A year ago, we were worried about Lindsay."
Judge Nazaretian replied: "I'm not sure who that is."

Love it! Kate Major also wanted the judge to make sure Lindsay and Lindsay's family don't contact her. Really? Like they call her or even know her number?

The judge was saving the best for last though.

Michael Lohan made a face when Kate was talking and the judge said, "It's not Disney World, so stop. How old are you? Don't act like a child."

Why can't this guy be Lindsay's judge.