Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Today's Blind Items - The Biggest Cheater Ever

In Hollywood, it seems like most of the actors you read about are cheating on their wives. It doesn't matter who their wife is or what she looks like, chances are she is getting cheated on and probably frequently. Well, this former A list actor and probably still a B- is one of the greatest cheaters ever. There is nothing he would not do to have sex with someone. I think I will focus on the time he was married to the wife before his current one. She is an actress too. A good one. A very good one although people seem to discount her skills for some reason. I think it is because she comes across as an airhead which she isn't. She just thinks that is what people expect of her in public so she plays to that role. Anyway, our actor once got his wife drunk so she would pass out and then called over a woman and had sex with her on the bedroom floor with his wife sleeping in the bed. This was a favorite trick of his. He would often get his wife drunk or drugged out so she would pass out and he could cheat. When he was working there was not a day that went by that he did not have sex with someone on set. Most of the time it was someone new everyday, but if someone was particularly intriguing he would have sex with her a few days in a row. Our actor was not careful about using protection during sex and his wife lived in constant fear of what she would catch from him. There was the time our actor dropped his wife off to get her hair done and while she was getting it done at the salon he suggested, the actor was having sex out in the parking lot with the owner of the salon. Our actress put up with it for years. Our actor always said he would change but never did. He would always talk his way back into her life.

99 comments:

G said...

Airhead? First thought was Goldie Hawn. Kurt Russell?

Anonymous said...

NO IDEA who this is, but seriously...are people not afraid of getting STD's or something anymore? Yuck...

tm0004 said...

Don johnson and Melanie griffith hmm or maybe Dennis quad and Meg ryan

cheesegrater15 said...

Why be married if you won't be faithful?

msgirl said...

G - Goldie is the perfect super intelligent airhead isn't she! But she and Kurt never married.

Honeykatt said...

@vicki I have always wondered the same thing! What is the point if you have no intention of sticking to the vows?

cheesegrater15 said...

OT: If any of you listen to Whad'ya Know on public radio, Jim Packard, the announcer died today. Personally I'm heartbroken. :(

Erin B said...

@tm0004 - Don Johnson & Melanie Griffith sounds like a good guess to me. It says "He would always talk his way back into her life." which could point to that they were married twice before he got married to his current spouse. I've always thought she was talented but does come off as an airhead.

Agent**It said...

Antonio Banderas

Ana Leza - former wife

Melanie Griffith - current wife

figgy said...

So, are they divorced now? Or dead? This is all written in past tense. If they're divorced then she must've had enough of it finally, or he left her for someone else. And if they're dead, why the secrecy?

Unless, as I suspect, Enty is stocking up on not-so exciting blinds about dead people etc for July 4th, cuz he can't give away the really juicy ones. Sorry to be an ingrate, but the reveals can be pretty disappointing in this sense.

spacecowboy78 said...

Yeah, not Golide and Kurt, and I don't think Meg Ryan comes/came off as an airhead, so prob not her and Dennis Quaid. A B- might be generous for Don Johnson nowadays, but him and Melanie Griffith could fit.

djphob said...

Goldie and Kurt never married though. Otherwise good guess! This one is a toughie. Maybe it will be a reveal.

Jennifer H. said...

I don't know anything about Ana Lenz. Was she a public airhead? No clue.

msgirl said...

I don't think Don Johnson is even B- these days, it's been decades.

Jennifer H. said...

I think Don and Melanie are a good guess.

Jennifer H. said...

That's the only issue I have with the Don Johnson guess. To me, he's more like A list recognition, but with C list status.

MommaSaid said...

Burt Reynolds and Loni Anderson?

cdanluva said...

ryan oneal and farrah faucet?

djphob said...

If you Google "airhead actresses" the fourth link is about Melanie G.

ms snarky said...

I thought Robin Wright and Sean Penn, but she's not an airhead.

SkittleKitty said...

I think Don Johnson is B- list and that this fits he and Melanie very well. (He had that show with Cheech Marin for quite awhile, not all that long ago.)

cdanluva said...

I like the Burt Reynolds guess!

Anonymous said...

Considering they were in the photos yesterday, is this even a blind?

I'm on the Melanie/Antonio bandwagon.

cdanluva said...

Tom Green and Drew Barrymore?

Goodgrief said...

Meg Ryan and Dennis Quaid

Scandalous Candice said...

This is Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. He is notorious for cheating. Every time he is in Boston he is fucking someone else. He did this all over the city to Jennifer Lopez too.

Karen said...

I immediately thought of Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson when I read this blind.

Sherry said...

Yeah, why bother getting married if you just want to play around. This is just pathetic. He also sounds like a sex addict. Tea Lenoi and David Duchovny? But then she never plays the airhead..

Lohan said...

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni

OverIt said...

I had Alec Baldwin and Kim Bassinger in my head the whole time. In the blind whoever the wife is, isn't his wife anymore.

Texshan said...

I have no guesses. I also have no sympathy for the actress wife. She knew about his shenanigans and didn't do anything about it. She was enabling him to act that way by not kicking him to the curb.

Here's a hint: barring some kind of life-altering epiphany, people don't change. They are who they are. If you find out your spouse is cheating on you, no matter how much they SWEAR it will NEVER happen again, it will. Get out while you still (hopefully) have your health and self-respect.

cheesegrater15 said...

Scandalous, I'd cheat on JHo, too, if she shit on my dick.

coolranchdoritos said...

so to be clear - we're looking for:

B- actor who used to be an A
Cheater
The example story Enty gives is of him and his EX wife (it says wife before his current one)

So can't be Ben & Jen or Antonio & Melanie.

karenab said...

Jennifer Garner is not Bens previous wife. And he's only been married once!

Grey said...

This is Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith based on the earlier article.

Scandalous Candice said...

I don't know why I skipped over hte ex part. But it still could be Ben and Hennifer Yopez. She is actually a decent actress especially in Selena, she's just done a ton of crap films. Her ego was bigger than the projects she got involved with. Remember the movie she did with Robert Redford? She was actually good in that.

I don't think this is Melanie and Don because he wouldn't have to drug her to cheat on her, he would just knock her out because he was a fucking bastard that way. She got on drugs because of that mess not because he forced her to pass out. At least to my knowledge anyway.

Agent**It said...

"I think I will focus on the time he was married to the wife before his current one. She is an actress too. A good one...."

I took that to mean that his current wife is the actress and the cheating scenarios described occurred with the 1st wife (a non actress) . No ?

ms snarky said...

@Scandalous -
this can't be Ben Affleck. It says "the wife before his current one." Ben wasn't married to JLo.

anonymous said...

I'm going with Dennis Quaid. I think you could argue that Meg Ryan could be "expected" to be an airhead (think, "When Harry Met Sally," etc.) but she isn't, in fact, an airhead. He could be considered former A-list, current B-. Would also explain why he and his current wife are having problems...weren't they talking about divorce or separation recently?

Jennifer H. said...

That's a good guess too.

ms snarky said...

B actor, formerly A.
- Married currently.
- Formerly married to a good actress who is thought of as an airhead - constantly cheated on her.

MadLyb said...

I hope this is Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith because then I wouldn't feel so bad. I am not a fan of Melanie Griffith, and she has no problem going after "unavailable" men, so it would be fitting. She's not a bad actress, but not all that good, either - it's the weak voice, I think.

This sounds like something Don Johnson would do. He has that impish look about him. And was good looking enough back in the day where he could probably crook his little finger and that's it. Am I wrong to think this blind is funny? I mean, the wife knew, and if it really bothered her, you'd think she'd get out of that quick, but she didn't, so I don't pity her.

MadLyb said...

It's not funny that he drugged the woman - don't get me wrong, just how he had the audacity to bring women home to the same room. Someone with a problem, I think.

Agent**It said...

I'm now liking the Quaid guess. Makes sense.

Frufra said...

Could be MG and DJ also because didn't they divorce and remarry at least once? Meets the qualifications of "kept taking him back". Can't IMDB them right now :-(.

Beth said...

Don and Melanie

@Agent**It, I took "too" to mean that to simply mean "as well," in a very general sense, or that she is an actor like him.

Amber said...

I'm also on board with the MG & DJ guess - It wouldn't be that hard to convince MG to get super hammered/drugged so she'd pass out - especially back in the day.

Unknown said...

Dennis Quaid id definitely a cheater. I had a friend who had an "affair" (just sex) with him while he was married to Meg. She is a size 0 blonde too.

Cecilia00 said...

Melanie Griffith is also an addict so that fits nicely with the booze/drugs scenario....

Jennifer H. said...

That's what I was coming back to say, that MG has a known history of heavy drugging and drinking; MR not so much. I' m leaning more towards the DJ and MG guess for mainly that reason and because that would sure explain why MG won't let Antonio out of her sight now.

spacecowboy78 said...

Dennis Quaid cheats for sure, but despite how hot you think he was/is, how good he was in The Big Easy, or how he could've had Harrison Ford's career, but instead put it up his nose, was he ever really an A lister? Does a small town grandma know him? Meg Ryan was always the bigger star there, I think Dennis was no more than B+ at his peak. Don Johnson was more probably an A+; Miami Vice is a pop culture icon, and so was he.

cdoo said...

Can we also take a moment to severely BASH these women that would have sex with a married man on the FLOOR of the bedroom while the wife was sleeping or in the parking lot, etc. Women are really disappointing. (as are men but that's a given)

MadLyb said...

@cdoo - I had a close friend who had an affair w/a married man when she was young and stupid, but she feels really horrible about it now and would never do that again. I think we all get 1 for being young and stupid, and I think the rest is low self-esteem. A lot of women have it and that's how you end up on a bedroom floor having sex with some asshat who's drugged his wife. :(

alabrava said...

Ryan Phillipe comes to mind, but don't think he's ever been A-List.

Frufra said...

I also feel this BI has a strong 70's vibe to it - the whole wife passed out on the bad deal - very key party. I'm 90% sure the bed was round, the ceiling mirrored, and a jacuzzi was right in the bedroom.

Also, who has driven their (young) wife to get her "hair done" in the past thirty years? This is so 60's/70's, when women went religiously once a week to the beauty salon ( and didn't wash their hair in between - yuck)!

MG and DJ.

spacecowboy78 said...

^ Neither do I, but he's only been married once, so he's out.

Frufra said...

*bed deal, not bad deal. Glasses are off :-(.

Lisa said...

I'd also like to point out that MG was only 14 (DJ was 22) when they originally got together. Big old recipe for dysfunction and manipulation.

cdoo said...

I'm not talking about just having an affair but the blatancy of women in this blind.

Sylvia said...

I will go with Don Johnson and Melanie. They got married twice and she did/does have a drinking and drug problem.

MadLyb said...

Yeah, cdoo. This is why I think it has to be DJ. He's one of the few men with the good looks to pull this off. Sometimes women embarrass me. We shouldn't do this to each other and might want to be more like guys in this respect. Sisters before Misters and all that.

misspoppypants said...

I think the Burt Reynolds guess is awesome. She totally played a ditz, even off screen. He was A back when. Though, is he married now?

misspoppypants said...

I think the Burt Reynolds guess is awesome. She totally played a ditz, even off screen. He was A back when. Though, is he married now?

deree said...

Don and Melanie. No wonder she has had such drug problems.

ForSure said...

Sisterhood has to be taught, either from mother to daughter or sister to sister. I didn't have any sisters, and my mother never taught me anything about not dissing my female friends. I honestly had to learn about that stuff in college, when I met women that were incredibly different from everyone I knew in HS and mostly feminists. I suspect I'm not the only one with an experience like that, so please, keep driving home the message of sisterhood, ladies, it does work and you will reach someone out there. :)

Seachica said...

I don't think Burt Reynolds is re-married. Otherwise, that would be my guess as well.

I'll go with Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith.

Lurky Loo said...

Agree cdoo,

People make mistakes but puh-leese the guys wife is on the bed. It's not low self esteem, it's just plain nasty!

Megley said...

A friend of mine just did this to her girlfriend--got her drunk and when she passed out, had sex with another woman in the same room as passed out girlfriend.
For this and other reasons, we are no longer friends.

Anonymous said...

Dennis Quaid makes sense to me. Ugh. Yuck!

Newanda said...

OMG is this even a blind? This is so obviously Don Johnson & Melanie Griffith. Her drinking and drug history is well known, so even if he "got" her wasted, I am sure she wasn't an unwilling participant (no judgment in that, just observation). She was also nominated for an Oscar - hence, she's a good actress who just acts like an airhead. For those too young to remember, DJ was beyond A-List - possibly the most famous global TV star at the time Miami Vice was on, and his TV work since then would qualify him as B- now. Also, they broke up a million times (and actual divorced and remarried at one point). Enty didn't even hide this one!!!

libby said...

Loni Anderson DID NOT play a 'ditz'. She was the SMART blonde on WKRP in Cincinnati, and she was a hilarious smart-ass to men who objectified her. That was Loni's schtick.

This is DJ & MG. EVERYONE 'discounts' Melanie's talent, but she was nominated for "Working Girl", right? It's her most acclaimed role, and she's very air-headed in it. That scene in the elevator where she's telling the guy how she came up with the idea of him buying into radio is CRINGE-WORTHY.
Her character is just lucky, in that she meets the career-helpful Harrison Ford, who has to 'prod' her to speak up in that scene. It reminds me of how Julia's character in "Pretty Woman" was NO feminist icon, she got lucky and met a rich guy who saved her.
(Sorry---I get mad when those are cited as 'female empowerment' movies. I think a female empowerment film = "Hard Candy", "Kill Bill"--stuff like that.)

Sorry for the tangent...but I have seen MG act like an airhead in interviews and the red carpet my whole life. I think it's her.
Good that she's not still with him, though, no?

Frufra said...

@libby - agreed. Loni was the super hot smart one. Like the smartest character on the show. Well, maybe her and Andy.

Anywhoo, I pity the fool who isn't old enough to remember WKRP.

AKM said...

@libby - I was JUST going to say the same thing about Loni. Jennifer Marlowe was the absolute FURTHEST thing from a ditz, which was the joke.

It's gotta be MG and DJ. The Quaid/Ryan guesses don't make sense to me, because while Meg's characters are often perky and maybe flighty, they're not really airheads. I think "airhead actress" and MG is about the FIRST one who comes to mind. Plus I think it's a tie-in to the Antonio post from earlier.

I hate it when people say this, but...MG and DJ FTW. ;-)

Frufra said...

Ok, Libby, I had to come back and say ITA with your "fake female empowerment" movie tangent. Reminds me of when I figured out that Cinderella was no one to admire - what a doormat! Now, the new Repunzel of Tangled fame - I like her style.

msgirl said...

OK I'll go with the majority, Melanie and Don. It does make sense with their history. I guess I'm still surprised he's considered B-, my kid certainly wouldn't know him. His only claim to fame is Miami Vice. And what with the recent post by Enty about her and Antonio....well shit now I feel sorry for her. No wonder she's gone overboard with the plastic surgery.

And yes, Dennis Quaid was most definitely an A.

rachelee said...

I immediately thought of Don and Melanie too.

Also, I don't think Meg Ryan acts like an airhead.

libby said...

AKM, Frufra---Loving that y'all know WKRP too. I actually worked at a WKRP, when the letters became available in the late '80's, a guy snatched 'em up and put them on a tiny AM station near me, just parking them there for an eventual move to Cincinnati. I wonder if he ever did it? I could google. God, I'm lazy.

And Frufra--When I re-watch some movies from 20-30 years ago (my youth) that were supposed to be great 'girl power' roles--they're all shockingly patronizing to women, seeing them today.

This is the elevator scene I hate in "Working Girl." I'm pretty sure it's quoted EXACTLY (lol):

'See, I was reading the style section and doing my nails at my desk when I saw an ad for a radio on sale, and then your name in the headline of an article. I never actually read beyond the headline but your name stuck with me. So then I put it together--Trask/Radio, Trask/Radio...so therefore, you should invest millions in a radio empire, Mr. Trask. I thought of it for you.'

After her earth-shattering proposition that he buy radio, Trask declares her full of 'moxie', she gets a new job with an office & secretary, Harrison Ford knocks her up (probably), and they all live happily ever after. In tight clothes with shoulder pads.

Anyone feel free to correct that dialogue snippet, if you like.

tamarind said...

ben stiller

Not A Ninny said...

Meanwhile, this just in: Alec Baldwin had yet another meltdown and tried to beat up a couple of papps. Enty, how about a Fourth reveal of a Baldwin BI? I'm still sure that he and Tina Fey are the answer to the BI about stars on a hit sitcom who weren't speaking to each other on set but faked buddy-buddy for the press.

Frufra said...

libby - on a slightly different tangent, what about watching movies from our youth (70's/80's) that were huge hits, and observing race relations through our 2012 filter?

Hubs and I are pretty huge Eddie Murphy fans, but the last time we watched 48 Hours ( for the first time in MANY years), we were simply agog. Nick Nolte calls Eddie, I believe, a "watermelon-eating n*****". For reals. And that wasn't even discussed in 1982 or whenever it was.

We've still got a long way to go with equality issues, but thank God we're past that dialogue being a-ok.

hotchacha said...

Just chiming in about marriage -- you can write your own vows, y'know. Sexual fidelity is not always what partners agree to. Sometimes people marry for reasons other than exclusive banging rights.

Shit You Can't Buy said...

I'm also on the Banderas train. I just don't trust the guy, there is something about him.

Linn said...

Enty had a recent pretty easy blind that basically blamed the derailment of Meg Ryan's career on her affair with Russell Crowe, not on being a discounted airhead. It's not her.

libby said...

Frufra--IKWYM, I particularly remember Eddie Murphy movies, because at that time there were so few Black leading men---it's like they ingratiated him to the audience with 'familiar' themes in his roles (i.e. stereotypes).

Which reminded ME of the depiction of gays of that era. in Beverly Hills Cop, I remembered Bronson Pinchot 'stealing the show' as the gay museum worker....and then I saw it recently, and he was SO over the top. His timing is impeccable, and a he's a good actor--but the material was just mincing & lisping.

And remember all Eddie's gay jokes back in the day? He would not be doing those today.

Henriette said...

Melanie Griffith and Don Johnson. Don Johnson might be a nobody now, but Miami Vice was big. They had such a long sordid history together too.

Tru Leigh said...

My first thought for the drunk, drug-addled airhead actress is Melanie Griffith. Don Johnson was a notorious womanizer. I recall some tabloid reports about how she kept going back to him. She keeps a tight lease on Antonio, based on a previous item this week.


The more I read CDaN, the more I glad I'm single.

poovey-tunt said...

his wife lived in constant fear of what she would catch from him

And that right there is where I would have checked out. There is no one in the world worth living in constant fear over. I'll never understand it (but then I'm perfectly happy being single in the first place.)

hothotheat said...

Bruce Willis in the Random Photos....currently married, formerly married to Demi Moore. A list back in the Die Hard days.

BigMama said...

on bored with the Dennis and Meg guess. mostly cause I think he is giant douche

Lizzie du said...

Thats what came into my mind too, but he was not married before jennifer gardner n the blind said first wife.

Harry Bowles said...

Is this guy a sex addict or what?

Maybe hes a habitual rule breaker.

FiduciaryLA said...

Hugh Grant, people. Geez...

Bliss said...

Hi people. I'm a long time reader but first posting this time. For those that think in Antonio Banderas & Melanie Griffith let me tell you something. Ana Leza is pretty much far of being an Airhead. In fact she's retired from public eye but with tons of millions in her pocket. There's a link that explains what she done after divorce but it's in spanish. She has (until this day) economic rights in about 25 Antonio's films incluiding "Interwiev with the vampire" so that's the reason why she's so quiet.
And sorry for my poor english. I'm from Spain and self-taught.
Bless you all.

Dandelion said...

What about Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman? They immediately came to mind when I read this blind even though they broke up awhile ago. He married the nanny or babysitter or something.

crila16 said...

Don Johnson was never an A list actor. He was never ever comparable to Leonardo, Burt Reynolds, George Clooney, Brad Pitt.

AKM said...

"Hugh Grant, people. Geez..."

You might want to get your facts straight before you sound off in a condescending way. Hugh Grant has never been married.

Texshan said...

Welcome, Bliss! And don't worry about your English. It's about a thousand percent better than my Spanish!

Libby, I could not disagree more. To this day, when I see Bronson Pinchot all I can think is, "It's Serge!"

Anonymous said...

Some of you need the fucking Cliff's Notes version of a paragraph. Sad.

Unknown said...

Well since Enty deleted today's (2013-06-22) reveal of this as Don Johnson/Melanie Griffith, I thought I'd add it here just so those who also saw it before it was deleted and were enterprising enough to look up the original item could get a little satisfaction :-D

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