Thursday, June 21, 2012

National Enquirer Blind Item

WHICH rapper has begged his girlfriend’s mother to manage his dad’s flailing water purification business venture? The musician thinks it’s the least she can do since his popularity has given their family name a much-needed boost of street cred!

22 comments:

FSP said...

muy estupido!

Vicki Cupper said...

Uhhhh Kanye and Kim Kuntrashian?

Nosey Parker said...

Kanye FTW!

IDoTheRobot said...

Kanye & Kris Jenner.

Maja. With a J. said...

Kanye's dad's sex tape coming out in 3...2...1....

Tempestuous Grape said...

According to the Wiki-iki-iki:

His father was Ray West, a former Black Panther who was one of the first black photojournalists at The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, and is now a Christian counselor.

Maybe he sells Christian water, lol.

RenoBlondee said...

LOL @Maja

hunter said...

Oh God I'm terrible at these until I see all your guesses.

Duh, this has Kanye written all over it. How could this one not have been obvious to me? Durrrrr...

lazyday603 said...

"Thank you for inviting me to your Black Panther Party". F. Gump

Kim's World said...

I don't believe it's 2K because if the father is a Christian counselor that last thing he would want to be associated with is the kardashian. Also kanye doesn't have street cred IMO.

Agent**It said...

@TempGrape, located this from your research:

Mr. West is the father of the Grammy-award winning artist Kanye West, who is a major backer of Westar Waterworks, LLC.

http://www.mygoodwater.com/about.html

Tempestuous Grape said...

There you have it! He's selling good old Christian water.

Vicki Cupper said...

Holy shit, I got it right! Granted it is the National Enquirer, but still. Yay!

ArmyPA said...

Kanye's dad owns Thr Good Water Store and Cafe in Maryland.

ArmyPA said...

*The*....damn phone

Agent**It said...

@Vicki , 3 minutes in !!!

Agent**It said...

oops, and Nosey Parker for the tie !

ArmyPA said...

I meant The. Damn phone.

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Barton Fink said...

For their commercial, she could lie on her stomach while Ray-J sprays water onto her backside from above? Or would that be too classy for her? (Too Klassy, rather?)

Miguela said...

I'd love to see the spin good old Mama Bear Kris Jenner would use on this...... and really, Kanye is shitting money he should just bail his dad out and give him a couple million to go start some other business venture.

jgirl828 said...

My family owns a water purification biz. Does she even know the first thing about water, how its filtered, county/state standards? Good luck, Kris!

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