Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Your Turn


LeAnn Rimes had a birthday cake made for Eddie Cibrian's 39th birthday. Appropriate or not? Do you think his kids are always right next to the bed when LeAnn and Eddie are in the bed? Why would she have this cake made? Oh, wait, this is LeAnnn. I'm shocked she is not in a bikini dancing on it with a stripper pole while Eddie and his boys take photos.

54 comments:

Agent**It said...

Enty, why, WHY,OH WHY must you promote her? WHY?

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Just two words: Beyond Tacky!

goheels83 said...

oh em gee. why. just...why??? vomit.

Another Josh said...

I wonder how Grinch-like they made her face.

Trey said...

All of the years she was with her ex-husband, she was so low-key and came off as classy. It's such a strange turnaround. I know she had a difficult childhood and strained relationship with her parents, but for a while there it did seem like she had her life together.

Sarah said...

LeAnn is disgusting. Thank god she's not my kids' stepmom. I'd kill the bitch.

ghost said...

She's so tacky and disgusting, and ugly on the inside and out.

Court said...

if this was not straight from her twitter, i would not believe it!! HOW could anyone think this was appropriate, or even a cute idea for a cake?? WTF???

MadLyb said...

Well, we all knew she was a lady of superior class and taste, so this shouldn't surprise anyone.

nolachickee said...

Is the cake accurately portraying a slice of their life? Does she hold Eddie hostage in bed while the kids have to sit outside the bedroom door and wait? Jesus, I hope that they're outside the room. She's a fucking crazytown lifer.

Sunny said...

Even if they are having sex 3 times a day, every day of the week, why oh why would you ever put that on a birthday cake? At least make it a joke cake SEPARATE from the one that has images of his little guys on it (oh yeah, and of course don't tweet it out) Yuck and yuck

Frufra said...

What the hell is this stupid cake even supposed to mean?

And I love a fancy cake as much as the next guy, but in my book cakes are for eatin', not lookin'. But I guess when you've got the Skeletor thing going on like these two, cakes are just for lookin'. Sucks to be them.

Frufra said...

@nola - "crazytown lifer" is my new favorite! I WILL be quoting you!

timebob said...

If LeAnn could buy the rights to Fifty Shades of Grey so she could star in it with Eddie she would in a heartbeat.

Snapdragon said...

"What the hell is this stupid cake even supposed to mean?" - my sentiments exactly!

I suppose it's a good thing that the two figures on top of the cake aren't actually in flagrante!

katsm0711 said...

id like to see how good that cake decorator really is and see whats under the blankets. yep thatll get me off carbs for good! instant diet! ill write a book! call me mrs atkins

tm0004 said...

It always seems as if she is trying too hard to make him happy and thus all of her efforts look so trashy. I smell someone trying to hold on to her man

figgy said...

Okay, if you haven't already you all have GOT to read what Michael K over at dlisted.com had to say about this monstrosity:

Eddie Cibrian turned 39 yesterday and to celebrate the born day of the man whose got her dickmatized, LeAnn Rimes had a special birthday cake made and that mess belongs in the Cake Wrecks Hall of Fame.

If LeAnn doesn't tweet it, it doesn't exist, so she shared that sugary gross mess with her followers yesterday. LeAnn says it's a cake of Eddie's favorite things including his boys, a paddle board, a Lakers jersey, a Bronco and her giving him a hoof job in bed. The hell is wrong with her? There should be a law that makes it illegal for bitches to ruin delicious, beautiful cake by fugging it up and LeAnn would be guilty of that. Nobody wants to see Eddie and LeAnn hand bang each other in bed and I especially don't want to see it in fondant form. Those two little fondant boys are right below and they're trying so hard to not look up. I don't think I've ever seen sugar look that scared before in my life.

Not only is that mess offensive to cakes, it's also factually incorrect. If LeAnn really wanted to put Eddie's favorite things on one cake, she should've just thrown a bunch of cash on top and called it a day.

timebob said...

she really doesn't have to try so hard, he has 30 million reasons to stay.

Del Riser said...

MK said the cake had all of Eddie's favorite things on it, his kids, her, some sports stuff that can't be seen in this picture.

LeAnn is out of touch with what is normal and appropriate, as are many who give us something to talk about.

That would be a great song title ;)

KellyLynn said...

This was definitely a bad cake design, but it was probably the best the cake designer could come up with from Leann's appearance-rider-style list of stupid demands:
"It has to have me on there, and I should be naked, so Eddie can see how lucky he is. How about putting us in bed, to remind Eddie about how crazy-sexy I am in the sack. But it should be classy, too. How about on a top hat? Yeah, that's it, on a white top hat. That's way classy.
"The kids? What about the kids? Oh yeah, I guess they can be included. In bed?!? Are you nuts?!? No, put them somewhere else, I don't care..."
I can only imagine the yellow blanket was added after someone told Leann the initial cake was too inappropriate.

Momster said...

Maybe they'll take the bed layer off and freeze it, and eat it next year for his 40th birthday.

Those poor kids. :(

Patty said...

Her lack of education is showing.

Texshan said...

I honestly don't know what is going on with her. I met LeAnn and Dean about six or seven years ago. They were both very sweet and cute. Now, it's like I can't even recognize her as the same person. All I can think is, she's on drugs or has had some kind of emotional breakdown.

disenchanted said...

That is so creepy. What the hell is wrong with her?

mikey said...

I don't care what it looks like - pass me a piece.

Amber said...

The cake could've been worse. She could've had a picture of her face airbrushed onto it.

Tempestuous Grape said...

Weird...can't see the whole cake though, so I don't know exactly how bad it is.

Mhdz said...

She is quite the loony.

anonymous said...

I'm just surprised she had them covered up with blankets and didn't show her straddling him buck naked with her fake boobs bolted on. I love the kid with his arms crossed. The whole thing is bizarre.

Frufra said...

Ok, so I'm supposed to believe that Eddie's "favorite thing" sexually is a hand job? I call shenanigans on that. I think he just told her that so he could pretend that he's alone in bed.

HannahPalindrome said...

Butter!!!

Leann Rimes will always have that trailer park look!!!

Mango said...

Ugh. LeAnn probably paid a small fortune for this monstrosity. The sad thing is that she probably tweeted photos of this because she sees absolutely nothing wrong with it.

Sarah said...

@Fufra- that was for comedic effect. You can't take Micheal K literally. He just wanted to use hoof job in a sentence lol

Carolyn said...

"Those two little fondant boys are right below and they're trying so hard to not look up. I don't think I've ever seen sugar look that scared before in my life."

Hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!

Frufra said...

I was also trying for comedic effect. Trying being the key word here :-).

Don't worry, I'm always working on new material - I'll be here all week, and don't forget to tip your waitress!

CanadianMiss said...

"Look look look everyone. I SAID LOOK EVERYONE! It's not about me at all. It's about Eddie on his birthday! All of his favorite thing ld are there. See on the bottom, his kids which I never mention. Oh and the one true most important Happiest most amazing thing in his life. Yes it's me. But this isn't about me At All!
Oh, but see how in love we are and how happy we are. We sleep together and everything! See, the cake says so. We're the happiest couple on earth!
But no guys, this isn't about me!"

misspoppypants said...

@nola 'slice of life'!! Good one. She should just have made a labia cake so 'he could get a piece of that.'
I bet the cake designer made her sign a non-disclosure clause. I so see her, as someone said earlier, buying out 50 Shades.

Anonymous said...

Worst.cake.ever.

pilly said...

Not

Anonymous said...

I think that she knows and feels how wrong her life is, that she cheated on a decent man while she was married, and broke up a home. She's trying to make it look like she's giving the boys a good step mom and step home, and that she and Eddie are just so much in love and that's why it's ok that they were cheaters. I think she's just got a very guilty conscience, and that cake is just so so so inapropriate. His favorite things, sex, sports and his kids, can you get that all on there? They were just following what she asked them to do.

Maja With a J said...

I think she just seems desperate. We've discussed this. When people are constantly trying to show how happy they are together and how much sex they are having, it usually means they aren't having any. See Jada Pinkett-Smith.

AKM said...

People who try that hard are CLEARLY not that happy.

She's just a total mess in every way. Tacky, ugly -- I normally don't pick on people's looks, but come on -- inappropriate, pathetic, desperate...*shudders*

Little Miss Smoke and Mirrors said...

Guarantee they won't be spending his 40th together.

NaughtyNurse said...

What is WRONG with that woman?! Seriously!

alliwholovessomuch said...

What an idiot who in their right mind does this? So she wants attention? Let's not give it to her please? I wear bikinis all the time here at home cause it gets so hot is my excuse, so I could understand that, but this is just ridiculous and I'm wasting my time talking bout a stupid couple and a stupid cake. To end positively, I hope it taste better than it looks!

EmEyeKay said...

Gak.

Wrong.

Bit dams said...

well....this isn't any more tasteless than most of those cakes they have on the cake design shows. boobs, penis cakes, fat-hairy-belly cakes. just a guess, but i don't think leann knows "how" to wife/mom. her role models were poor, and she stepped into the parent thing mid-stream. she knows you get your husband a cake, and that her being a celeb means that it can be one of the fancy cakes, but when it comes to the theme she's lost. rather than a cake from the kids, or a fishing theme, she tried to do all the themes. she's just ignorant. but where would she have learned any different. brandy must be snickering somewhere.

mygeorgie said...

These fondant cakes are so unappealing to me. Who the hell wants to bite into something that some/several random people have manhandled for hours? Give me a good ole fashioned buttercream icing, slopped on with a kitchen knife, anyday!

This particular cake is extra tacky. Poor kids.

WUWT? said...

Ok, I'm going to stand alone. This scene is familiar to me: my parents with the locked door on Saturday morning and my sister and I sitting around, watching cartoons and waiting for breakfast, wondering what was up (it took us WAY TOO MANY YEARS to figure it out, by the way). So I thought this image was kind of cute. Maybe not as a birthday cake, because that's really odd, but as a humorous slice of life, making time as a couple with kids around.

lilo723 said...

LeAnn is officially the biggest dum dum on the planet. What happened to her?

Crystal said...

If Eddie Cibrian and Doug Hutchison swapped wives, no one could tell.

jaariel said...

UGH! This b*^%!

Putting them IN BED, on TOP, with the boys way down at the bottom says EVERYTHING about LR.

She could have just put herself (clothed, please!) on the cake, but she had to make sure EVERYBODY knows they like to f#%^. And by implication, she equates her worth to EC to how much she "puts out". Which is bad enough, but in also putting the children on the cake & their placement, what comes through is:

The boys are less important, way less in her mind, than whatever sex she gives EC. In a healthy relationship, the kids aren't in competition with the spouse. Sex is sex & that is one aspect; and love for the kids is its own unique thing, and never do the two different types of love intersect/ share a cake!

That cake reeks of insecurity & desperation. LR is in for a rude awakening when someday EC is asked to choose btw her & his boys. You know LR is confident that b/c she rings his bell that he will choose her. But I don't think she realizes that he can always replace her, with a younger & cuter model to boot, but there are no replacements for his sons.

Lelaina Pierce said...

God, MK kills me.

I normally don't get too worked up about them, but she really is an idiot. I hope her Twitter followers let her know.

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