Crazy Days and Nights: Farrah Abraham Still Has Not Figured Out This Whole Baby Making Thing

Monday, May 13, 2013

Farrah Abraham Still Has Not Figured Out This Whole Baby Making Thing

Farrah Abraham says she plans on using much of the money she got from the porn she made to get a master's degree. I am hoping that at some point in the near future she might want to read a book or take a class to learn exactly how a baby is made. You would think someone who got pregnant as a teen would have figured that out, but she, apparently is still having difficulty grasping the concept. Farrah says she has had sex one time in the past year. That one time was with James Deen while making her porn. A porn that was strictly back door. So, why was she buying a pregnancy test this weekend?

53 comments:

All about Eve said...: Ugh...what an idiot; 7:04 AM
MISCH said...: an idiot for sure...is there no privacy what so ever any more ?; 7:05 AM
Kelly said...: Trash. That was not a person that only had sex 1 time this year. I saw clips. LOL
They were saying on the radio this morning that she said she has a box of stuff she's going to give her kid when she's around 13 years old and it has her porno in it!!! She is delusional.; 7:06 AM
Tyler said...: She's a phoney and a liar. Kim K is her role model! That says it all right there.; 7:07 AM
OneGirlRevolution said...: So she could be photographed buying it, making oh so sure that what she was buying could be casually (yet clearly) seen for photographs.

"oh...oops! I didn't mean for you to see this pregnancy test I all but shoved in your camera lens when I called to let you know I'd be shopping at cvs. "; 7:08 AM
ljsmed said...: Definition of a famewhore! She was clearly holding up the pregnancy test for all to see. This girl is dumb as a box of rocks and needs to just go away. She will fade faster than the K's. I feel so sorry for that poor little girl. This wh*re disgusts me.; 7:14 AM
Now! said...: I saw some clips from her appearance on the Vivid website, and it was not strictly back door. So Farrah, in fact, could be pregnant.

Wasn't Octomom threatening to get a master's degree as well? Maybe they can study together.; 7:14 AM
Super F*cking Awesome Katelyn said...: Oh you've got to be kidding me. This dumb betch needs to go away. A box for her 13 year old with porn in it? That poor little girl is going to grow up into the next generation of teen mom.; 7:15 AM
SusanB said...: You'd think James Deen would be smart enough to make sure his "partners" couldn't get pregnant - maybe with a vasectomy....

Does she still have custody of this child?; 7:18 AM
__-__=__ said...: Is she dumb as a box of rocks or borderline retarded? Can her IQ be over 100? She's probably smart enough to be executed for murder in most states but I'm starting to wonder. Now that she's doing interviews it's becoming evident she is stoopid. If that's so it means this society reached Gummo level. (IMDB if you haven't seen it. I'm thinking about the dad pimping his retarded daughter.). And since it's pretty easy to create these idiots just by breeding while drinking i think breeding famewhores is going to be big business in the future. Example: White Oprah, PMK, Honey Boo Boo; 7:26 AM
Cleodacat said...: I wouldn't put it past her to "hope" she'd be preggo. Imagine, money coming in from James Deen and another reality show, not to mention the mags.; 7:29 AM
OKay said...: It's been a long time since I've watched porn, but...uh...don't they...umm...make sure you know the guy finished? Like, all over the place? LOL Just saying pregnancy from James Deen is probably unlikely, but there are billions of other possibilities on this planet@!; 7:36 AM
stigs84 said...: Those pictures of her buying the pregnancy test on TMZ were soooo staged. Do the paps normally follow you all the way into the store? The camera person was practically shopping with her; 7:41 AM
Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...: Yeah, Enty, you're being pretty stupid here, and Farrah isn't.

The porn was not "strictly back door." The DeenPeen spent plenty of time inside Ms. Abraham's ladyparts, and even if he didn't actually ejaculate in that position, the fluid that seeps from Mr. Happy during sex for purposes of lubrication can and usually does contain sperm cells, and it only takes one of those little swimmy dudes to knock her up.

Doing Deen bareback with no birth control? Stupid. Picking up a pregnancy test when she's missed a period? Not the least bit stupid.

The girl's done plenty of real stupid stuff to bag on her for, you just make yourself look bad scraping up these idiotleavings from TMZ.; 7:50 AM
La Descarada said...: She's just trying to desperately so anything to extend her 15 minutes of fame. At this point she's grasping straws. Sadly I wouldn't put it past her faking a pregnancy (which we know is not true considering her goal on the promo was to "GET 8 FINGERS UP IN THIS BITCH!!!) and subsequently fake a miscarriage as well.; 7:54 AM
MrsAmiss said...: I agree. I think she is and will do anything to stay in front of those cameras.; 7:58 AM
Sarah said...: Farrah must be a real pain in the backdoor, because James Deen did an interview basically saying that filming with her made him appreciate how professional Linday Lohan was during their movie. Lol.
Anyone who read the New York Post interview about The Canyons will appreciate the statement.; 8:01 AM
The Tiffany said...: I thought James Deen was one of those who always insisted on using a condom in the porn industry? I probably am wrong. Anyway, dumb move on his part too if he didnt. I know plenty of people who are too stupid to figure their way out of a cardboard box yet somehow managed to get their masters. I can't stand this chick.; 8:05 AM
WareCat said...: Lol! @ the Gummo reference. "Your hands smell like cherries." It was her brother pimping her out tho.; 8:05 AM
Anonymous said...: no, but she's figured out the fame game by taking the Kim Kardashian Asster Class. Do dirty porn, pose for paps, reveal personal life to the media, throw in pregnancy fears and suddenly other dimbulbs are emotionally invested. She's extending those fifteen minutes. After being bombarded with Lindsay, Paris, and Nicole for what, now ten years? Farrah's seen how all you need are a good body and no shame to make those fifteen minutes last a lifetime and pay millions. Jessica F(*ing Simpson anyone?; 8:06 AM
OneGirlRevolution said...: At least Jessica has a modicum of talent and the brains (or partners) to build a fashion conglomerate that makes bank. She doesn't need to do porn or call the paps.; 8:13 AM
car54 said...: I am tired of Farrah.; 8:16 AM
Patty said...: Master's Degree? Did she even graduate HS, let alone get a Bachelor's degree. What graduate school would admit this mental midget?; 8:26 AM
Staple611 said...: Yes, as others have already mentioned, it was clearly so she could be photographed buying a pregnancy test. She was all done up, holding it at the proper angle for the camera to see. It was a totally transparent move.; 8:34 AM
kelgela2 said...: She really thinks she might be pregnant? I highly doubt it. A missed period? Really? I miss my period at least twice a year. That doesn't mean I immediately go out and buy a pregnancy test.

What is she going to get her Master's degree for? Being a whore?; 8:46 AM
Unknown said...: @jonathan Sheen: now I know I'm not as adept at formatting a comment, but as per science: no, preseminal fluid typically doesn't contain sperm. It may if ejaculation hasn't occurred in some time (unlikely in this scenario, as it means many days to weeks) or if the male has very recently ejaculated and hasn't urinated since, meaning some were just hanging out in the urethra before the fluid came along. In either case they are often not viable sperm. This is one of those myths that just won't die.
http://www.princeton.edu/~achaney/tmve/wiki100k/docs/Pre-ejaculate.html; 9:22 AM
D Brown said...: I don't know how she expects to get a Masters degree when she can't even count to one and get it right.; 9:23 AM
KittensRUs said...: I was about to say, it was not strictly backdoor but it was bareback. So she could definitely be pregnant. Or maybe she just wants to keep gossip stirred up by buying preg tests.; 9:33 AM
Unknown said...: they could do a tesis on backdoorology :/; 9:45 AM
Lucas said...: So nice to see we don't have to hear about porn on this site any more. Oh, wait.; 9:52 AM
miss Z said...: The Farrett is Kim K 's parrot; 9:56 AM
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whocaresnow12 said...: Why was she buying a pregnancy test? How is this even a question? It's pretty obvious she did it for the publicity.; 9:59 AM
Jonathan Andrew Sheen said...: Empress of Socks:

That's one report. It's not "as per science," because it's contrary to a lot of established science.

There's a reason "withdrawal" is not considered a valid method of cotraception.; 10:01 AM
K said...: she wanted attention, that's why; 10:04 AM
MAC said...: I may be naive, but I would assume that verification of birth control would be mandatory if they were shooting a porn with no condoms. And yes I know that birth control fails, but if she had an IUD, which I thought she did (one of the Dr. Drew Reunion Shows) I would think it would be rare. She is a fame whore so I am sure this is just publicity.

And I agree Renoblondee. For someone who always cried about how lonely she was and that she never dated, she sure seemed to be experienced iykwim.; 10:11 AM
Unknown said...: @jas, you're right, Colombia university, Princeton, those places are often scientifically unreliable. Remember, I didn't say it was impossible, simply extremely unlikely. There are many more articles about it on google scholar, but I'm not paying $30 apeice to make my point.
Again, there is a slight chance under the right circumstances, but most of the time that chance is played up to try to get teenagers to not use that as if it were totally ok instead of a condom.

http://goaskalice.columbia.edu/pregnant-pre-cum

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/12286905

http://www.ippf.org/our-work/what-we-do/contraception/myths/Withdrawal

http://blogs.webmd.com/womens-health/2010/01/urban-or-suburban-legends-about-sex.html; 10:22 AM
Count Jerkula said...: Enty loves his porn whores ladies? Where is the pissing and moaning? What is this 8 out of the last 10 days?

@MAC: They don't require birth control. It is just assumed the whore doesn't want to get pregnant, and stop the money train, so she takes precautions. Plus, abortion money is only a Humaniplex trick away.

The joint that Miss Teen Whore Delaware shot for will sometimes take the whore to get Plan B/Morning After pills/whatever they are called, if they do a cream pie scene.

All that is required is that they have a clean test (for HIV, Gonorrhea, Syphilis, Hep, and Chlamydia), they are sober/sane enough to sign a contract and have 2 forms of ID.; 11:36 AM
Anonymous said...: just extending her name in the headlines another week, next week it will be something else; 12:13 PM
AndyCane said...: Gummo traumatized me.; 1:27 PM
AndyCane said...: Gummo traumatized me.; 1:30 PM
AndyCane said...: Gummo traumatized me.; 1:30 PM
Robin the Mad Photographer said...: OK, so I didn't actually see her porn (at least, not yet...), so I don't know quite how Deen, um, finishes up, but there is the phenomenon known as "splash pregnancies" where ejaculate drips down from wherever it initially landed and ends up on/in the vulva and vagina. Not terribly common at all, mind you, but it does sometimes happen.

Having said that, though, she probably was buying the test for PR. *sigh*

(Hey, Count, what was that link again for the video? I'm feeling morbidly curious at the moment...); 1:55 PM
kelgela2 said...: Next week she's going to come out of the doctor's office with an STD test result paper.; 2:17 PM
NaughtyNurse said...: I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that a girl who has anal sex in a porn video has prooooobably had other sex within the year.; 4:00 PM
NaughtyNurse said...: Uh, wait. A MASTER'S DEGREE?! Did she even graduate from high school?!; 4:03 PM
Fish said...: @Patty @NaughtyNurse - my thoughts exactly - did she even graduate grade 9?; 8:17 PM
Count Jerkula said...: @Robin: http://www.xvideos.com/video4559608/farrah_abraham_porn_video_complete_hd; 10:55 PM
marie said...: She called the paps - it was on the TMZ show today and Harvey goes OOOH I WONDER HOW WE GOT THOSE PHOTOS, real sarcastic like, and they all proceeded to give her shit about being an idiot.

Ha. Even the players are calling out your game!; 12:59 AM
Brian Brown said...: Lots of confusion going on here.

1. She engaged in vaginal intercourse without a condom. The movie was not "strictly backdoor" by any stretch.

2. Her sex partner finished on her face and in her mouth, so there was on possibility of it dripping anywhere near the baby maker

3. The withdrawal method is unreliable because timing that for a lot of people is hard. Not because the male lubricant, or "pre-cum" has live sperm.; 4:37 PM
WareCat said...: Ugh! This chick is beyond gross. She needs to be there filling an Rx for antibiotics, because from what I saw in her porn, she goes from ass to mouth, to vagina. She is just plain sick & friggin' nuts!!!; 6:41 PM
Count Jerkula said...: I just got a press release:

Cum Guzzler Abraham is going to be appearing at the eXXXotica Expo in Ft Lauderdale FL, May 31 - June 2.

http://fl.exxxoticaexpo.com/

I bet there will be some club appearances and a high dollar trick or 2, plus networking w/ porn producers.

I wonder if she is going to act like she is above the other whores? She will be hard pressed to knock Lisa Ann off the top of the Biggest Twat at the eXXXpo list.

I'll have more material ready when Enty makes this a post tomorrow. eXXXotica is a fun time. Jersey gots so many pervs that they are running 2/year now.; 7:39 PM

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