Monday, June 24, 2013

Blind Item #2

This former almost A list celebrity and now a C lister on a good day tried to take some drugs without paying while at a gay club and suffered the consequences.

35 comments:

VIPblonde said...

Aaron Carter

hackgnar said...

The situation?

Unknown said...

all of them.... seriously, this is vague.

Bloggertobenamedlater said...

That is seriously the most compelling explanation ever: New Kids on the Block turf. Who beat him up? A bitter middle-aged housewife who back in the day had a crush on one of the Back Street Boys?

timebob said...

hahaha I just read that story VIP this morning. His I got jumped for being in Boston on the NKOTB territory was hilarious!

If there is one thing junkies are good for it is creative excuses.

hackgnar said...
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KPeony said...

Fabulous guess as always, VIP. What kind of drugs did enty ingest prior to writing that Aaron Carter was almost A list?

hackgnar said...

Aaron's D list on his best day...

timebob said...

he did bang Lindsay & Hillary, he was tween A list for five minutes until his balls dropped and the meth face kicked in. Sadly the tweens left in droves.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Did he have to do ass-to-ass?!?! :D

La Descarada said...

After seeing those pics, dead on, VIP.

Turf wars? Really?? Who does he think he's fooling? "There has been a recent rise in crime due to the long, drawn out rivalry between these two gangs of hoodlums. The 'I want it that Way's who proudly sport their red bandanas versus the violent "Stop It Girl" posse who have been increasingly identified by the police department via their butterfly tattoos which are surrounded by the image of a royal jester. The Chief of police is ordering a mandatory curfew of 9:00 PM due to rising crimes of retaliation and vile hatred amongst these two gangs."

Mari said...

Aaron could have tried something sane people would believe, like claiming he was in a bar and shouted 'I hope Bergeron's career is over' or 'I don't care what you say, that's how you pronounce chowder' but more credit to him for this lunacy.

a non a miss said...

@ss2@ss

bink said...

VIP nails it, again! 😍

usernametaken said...

@mari, that comment almost had my tea coming out my nose!!Thanks for the ha ha's

auntliddy said...

Dammit vip!!!!!!! Yeah, he got schooled!

Count Jerkula said...

This guy is nuts. The LAST thing you wanna do is try and rip off a bunch of tweeked out dudes. You are fighting in Matrix slow motion and they are at top speed, literally.

Oh, and never be a chick trying to rip off a crack dealer on the street. They may not punch you in the face, but the brick they throw through your car window could hit you in the head and knock you out.

timebob said...

@Ms. KillJoy Requiem for a Dream is one of my fahvorite movies!

A definite timebob movie recommendation!

Pazazz said...

They beat him up because he was one New Kids on the block turf....he was definitely at a gay club if that's the reason he's giving

Shocky said...

"I think my knuckles might be broken, but that's what they get. People think I'm a pretty little white boy but no way. I think I won. I'm still standing" *eye roll*

I don't believe this but if he was beaten up for this reason it was by girls for sure.

Count Jerkula said...

@Pazazz: LOL! +10000000000000

Unknown said...

The aaron carter get anal raped?

sandybrook said...

I wonder if the guys who beat the crape out of him would really recognize him as Aaron Carter a singer or just someone who was desperate and they rolled his ass w/o knowing wtf he was?

Barton Fink said...

In my experience, the consequences of using free drugs at a gay bar are that one gets high for free. I'm not following this. He was fisted to death? Whaaa?

Anonymous said...

those aint fairy punches

sylmarillion said...

Michael K already called this one :)

Sherry said...

"You might think that a police report would be in order, but Aaron told the site he does not intend to file one because it's 'girlie'."

Uh huh and because he'd have to tell the truth.

The BLS said...

Dammit, VIP! So right!

85134943 said...

First thought: Aaron Carter.

White.God.of.Fuck said...

Michael J Fox

rajahcat said...

ridiculously vague

prolixe said...

"The I Want Candy singer" wanted candy?

lutefisk said...

We paid $60/ticket to see Aaron Carter back in 2001 at Jones Beach. Recently he was playing out here in a very small club for $20/ticket. I have no idea who is audience is now. Thirteen years ago he was HUGE with the Disney/Nickelodeon crowd. I can't see any teenager or young adult paying to see him.

Dishtlk said...

Yes!! Saw the AC story earlier on dlisted and didn't think it made any sense...

Basil said...

I still want to know what Bruce Willis gave him money for.

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