Thursday, July 04, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

January 9, 2013

This A+ list all movie actor is doing everything to try and stay young looking. He says that he is tired of having to always pay for sex so has started spray tanning his body and coloring his hair to make him look younger. The only thing he is doing is making women laugh when they see him and his horrible fake tan.

Sean Penn

33 comments:

ladybaus said...

a little moisturizer on that big ol forehead wouldnt hurt

saycheese said...

@LottaColada got it first guess

Unknown said...

I remember laughing at an interview with Matt Stone and Trey Parker where they talked about how Sean Penn has threatened him. They were making fun of him bc he's only like 5'4 LOL

Calla said...

Hahahaha. He's SO gross.

Unknown said...

I'm not a fan but remember a beach pic of him not that long ago and he is in very good shape.

Unknown said...

LOLOLOLOLOL

Ps Matt and Trey are my heroes.

Let_Love_Rule said...

He looks sooo ridic with that awful tan.

Seven of Eleven said...

ScarJo hit that!

Anonymous said...

Penn is such a greasy douchebag, remember how after he divorced Robin he had the nerve to write nobody's ever loved me! Well the two wives you abused used to love you asshole!

Kimstyle said...

OMG! An actor is spray tanning??? Aren't you afraid of getting sued, Enty?!

hothotheat said...

He was ugly to begin with I don't think a spray tan and coloring his hair is going to help.

Even as Jeff Spicoli he was fug.

Unknown said...

quitting smoking probably won't help now

HannahBanana said...

LOVE this!!!! Couldn't happen to a more deserving person

sandybrook said...

Hes an absolute tool. Robin deserved better.

Anonymous said...

Parody of himself

LottaColada said...

Yay!

Anonymous said...

loving " parody of himself"

ureallyannoyme said...

Asshole thinks his physical appearance is what turns off the ladies! Dude, it's cause you're an asshole.

Hegg said...

Looking older is not your problem Sean. Plenty of charming and smart guys over 50 get laid often.

Tyler said...

He really does have the worst Hollywood spray tan, bar none. How he can't see that himself is beyond me.

Sherry said...

I think it's funnier that he was having to pay for sex. Jeez you're famous. If an Oscar can't get you laid a hideous fake tan ain't gonna help.

Anonymous said...

Haha, he's a douche with a day-glo orange tan now, lol

Count Jerkula said...

Nudibelle for the win!

OKay said...

@Sherry well, he probably only likes 20-year-olds under him and none of them know who he is.

Surrender Dorothy said...

@sandybrook yes! Agree!

auntliddy said...

Exactly, nudibelke nailed it.

MadamChef said...

@SusieQ, that was just nasty.

Mr Spicoli, I think you know where the front office is.

Steampunk Jazz said...

This guy is such a POS.

Dishtlk said...

Matt Stone is the love of my life. No joke.

Lucie said...

yep,he has turned into that old creepy dude

deity2 said...

I agree...even as Spicoli..he was gross! I actually waited on him once, and didn't know who he was.....this was back in the late 80's......I don't really even remember the experience, just remember being told..." do you now who that was?"

Moonmaid said...

I guess if he had treated his gorgeous talented wife better he wouldn't have to worry about it. I hope she takes up with some young hot Thor kinda guy who treats her great, and he has to pay for whores and spray tans. What a jerk.

Unknown said...

^ nailed it.

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