Thursday, July 04, 2013

Blind Items Revealed

January 4, 2013

Despite her non-stop efforts at getting publicity for herself over the past few months, this C list celebrity who used to be almost A list has had no takers for anyone who wants to represent her or take a chance on her. They know what happened last time and think she will be a huge flop. They have tried to explain to her that it is not about publicity as it is about talent and how no one thinks she has any.

Paris Hilton

44 comments:

Jules_345 said...

I hope Enty is getting the lame reveals out of the way early to wow us later.

And canopener, I don't necessarily believe them but am still entertained!

megan00m said...

Hmmm. I hope this train has truly ended...we've been subjucted to her for a DECADE!

LottaColada said...

Everyone guessed Lohan.

Unknown said...

Ha! Obviously, Lil Wayne did not read this blind and was in the dark about Wonky McV.

http://www.tmz.com/2013/05/22/paris-hilton-signs-record-deal-with-lil-waynes-label/

Unknown said...

I'm actually a teensy bit surprised she was classified as an almost A list celeb. Not talentwise, but name recognition at the very least.

NaughtyNurse said...

Awwwwwww...poor Paris. She might want to try getting an education and a--GASP--real job, like in the family business.

Unknown said...

This made me smile

ladybaus said...

I believe 3/4 of them and have been shocked to hear things from him weeks before they come-out in public. My friends are all very impressed when it happens cause they dont read the site. Remember the Paris Jackson blind about the creepy uncle 2 days before she was committed to the hospital--that is more than coincidence

parissucksliterally said...

Heeheehee,LOVES it.

Stacey Charter said...

@mousemaker got this one.The only one to guess Paris. Guess it wasn't so lame or easy after all since every other guess was wrong. UGH Parisite needs to just fade away already

canopener said...

Entry whores itself out for gossip. Pay for play.

ladybaus said...

I live in Toronto and when the Simple Life was a hit they shut down Queen street (a large and main street) because she was doing publicity for a movie----people (mostly teen girls) were hysteric like she was the Beatles or something----around 2004 I think

Unknown said...

I think Enty plays with ratings. I am positive that he has referred to Paris as A list celeb at some time in the past.

canopener said...

The fuck you say!

chopchop said...

That made me chuckle, @PSL

Alexstrasza said...

@derek harvey - I'm from Toronto too!

canopener said...

Vagina, there is no Santa Claus!!!!

Seven of Eleven said...

@Jules, ITA!!!

canopener said...

And no radio show!

whocaresnow12 said...

She has representation according to IMDB Pro and Studio System.

canopener said...

Nope. Enty is a liar and a fake.

canopener said...

You want to believe.

Gypsy said...

Dear @canopener,
A psycho says what?

Let_Love_Rule said...

What happened to my comment?

Honey Bunny said...

Thank God! She needs t fade away quietly. Now if only she could take Kim K. nd her clan with her.

Honey Bunny said...

^^^to fade away^^^^

canopener said...

Gypsy, can't you read?????

CarrieGraceMoretzbetches said...

She should start hooking, about all she's good for. Her uncle Mauricio can probably make some introductions. Just keep her off my TV screen.

Let_Love_Rule said...

Okay...I'll just restate that I agree with you, @derekharvey, and wish CDANers a Happy 4th again.

White.God.of.Fuck said...

I hope Parasite "Valtrex Vagina" is toasted alive in a firey car explosion after she is riddled with bullets in a driveby. Some fun Hilton family facts:

-Parasite was an apartment whore her first year in LA and was known for fucking her johns bareback and swallowing their cum.

-Parasite's mom, Kathy, was pimped out by Parasite's maternal grandmother, who watched as a big dicked nigger she hired pounded Kathy's pussy into his waterbed in the back of his van.

-Rick Hilton, Parasite's dad, was and is an extremely stupid and goofy dullard who masturbates to Parasite's porno. He could not get laid as a young man, so he fucked hundreds of whores. Kathy caught him by sucking off his small penis better than any of the other whores he fucked

-Both of Parasite's parents have herpes and genital warts

-Parasite's brother, Baron, is an alcoholic faggot who is HIV positive. He also shares the family venereal disease - herpes.

-Parasite has bern treated for mouth gonorrhea and anal herpes.

-Parasite has had -no shit - 19 abortions.

Katarina said...

It's nice to see you back here!

Anonymous said...

oooookaaaay....the troll is DEFINITELY on something. No way can someone act like this day after day without chemical help. The human animal has changes, moods go up and down, they don't usually stay up, up, up, cray, cray, cray for weeks on end the way this obnoxious trash has.
That being said, I am so glad that hollywood types have finally realised that she has no talent of any marketable kind.
Happy Fourth to All of The CDAN Family!!!!!!!

Secondbecky said...

Ok I am gonna duck but.... I don't mind her!!!

I saw her on Wendy Willisms - how you doin - and she sounded ambitious and way more business oriented and savvy than I would have ever thought. Also more down to earth with thy River guy she's with. She has perfume and bags and shoe stores opening everywhere in the world. Or so it seems. She is like a second rate Jessica Simpson. (never said I LIKED her, just that I dont mind her)

Tyler said...

Being told she doesn't have any talent shouldn't have come as a surprise to her. Sex tape, then famous for being famous.. it's not rocket science even for Paris.

Carmen said...

I don't mind her either I actually like her perfumes..

Unknown said...

thanks Katarina - I've been around but sometimes go a few days without checking in.

Gypsytrill said...

She has a tremendous talent for killing innocent little animals.

ureallyannoyme said...

I remember Page 6 shilling for her when she did her round the world Sweet 16 birthday parties. It took something like a frickin month. Wonky whore has been at it for more than 15 years.

PotPourri said...

She's still got a name. Look at the Kardashians.

auntliddy said...

Paris cant figure this out for herself?? Honey, the band has gone home, the chairs are on the tables, the lights are going off. Its over honey. Just walk away quietly.

ethorne said...

Who?

Sherry R. said...

Added to her lack of talent is the big problem with her left eye. They just can't shoot a show with only her good side showing.

Fluffy White Clouds said...

Damn Massive G! What a post!

AKM said...

I believe Massive G. Got any dirt on Kyle, Kim, Nicki...???

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