Monday, July 01, 2013

Jessica Simpson Has A Son

No playing around with Jessica Simpson. When she tells you what she is going to name her baby five months ahead of time, she sticks to the plan. Last time it was Maxwell for her daughter and this time she let the world know she was going to name her son Ace. She did. Her baby daddy obviously made the decision again on name as he managed to not only grab first name honors, but also middle name honors with Knute. I'm pretty sure that Jessica has no idea who Knute Rockne is and when her baby daddy suggested the middle name probably thought it was some type of frozen layer cake or cocktail or even how Newt Gingrich likes to spell his name around friends. Jessica Simpson, stealing away some of the Kim Kardashian thunder. Now, a Kate Middleton birth would knock them both out.

38 comments:

libby said...

Oh, FFS, every other article points out that 'Knute' is a Johnson family name. smfh

a non a miss said...

Knute is a family name from his side of the family. Not after the football player/coach.

Unknown said...

beautiful family. the hubby would be much more attractive if he got a job, but i can understand him being a stay-at-home dad.

Meanie Rhysie said...

Omgarsh! Look at that Maxwell! :)

Congrats to the family!

Meanie Rhysie said...

LOL @FSP

el said...

How is it that you just automatically feel so much more joyous for them than Kim k? They had a baby, they are thrilled and they announced it. No big secrecy and plan to milk it for money and ratings. Oh and notice how Jessica didn't have to inform us that he was there through the whole thing and is excited? We already know!

auntliddy said...

El makes excellent comparison.

Kelly said...

They make purdy babies!

greenmountaingal said...

OT: Today is my birthday!

Meanie Rhysie said...

I swear FSP commented!! Did anyone else see it?!

Frufra said...

Oh my gosh, look at that little cutie pie girlie in her tiny cardigan! This boy mom adores tiny little girl clothes - and I've got two boys of my own and three nephews. Waiting for someone (who's not me) to have a girl!

a non a miss said...

I did not see it but I believe you. I really do ;)

FSP said...

I did comment. WTF?

Meanie Rhysie said...

Thank you!!! Yes, you did!

Unknown said...

Congrats to them! Gorgeous family.

Patty said...

Dlisted or TMZ reported that it is pronounced ka-nute.

Amber said...

HBD, gmg!

I think people are happy for JS and not KK, because ppl give a major side-eye to the motivations of KK in every move she makes. She brought that on herself.

Notorious W.i.g. said...

Jessica's overstuffed face is scaring me shitless! It looks like it's about to explode!

Amber said...

@Patty - do you think they ka-now that 'K' is ka-silent? :)

trainrides said...

Happy birthday, @green!

Patty said...

@Amber, I laughed when I read that because I thought the same thing. My answer is no, they don't.

Not the brightest bulbs in the box. And yes, I remember he was admitted to Wharton MBA program, but he didn't go and now he is less intelligent by association. He strikes me as unmotivated and lazy and Lainey's not so blind blind (and later hint) backs this up.

CJ said...

Aww. They look really happy and they have a cute new baby. Good for them. :) (I'm feeling generous today cause it's Canada Day!)

Sherry R. said...

Good for Jessica and her little family. I like the name Ace.

Unknown said...

happy birthday, gmg!!

Sass71 said...

Happy Birthday greenmountiangal!
A

Unknown said...

I like Jessica. Congrats on the birth of your son and a very happy birthday to Greenmountaingirl!

justalittle(k)nuts said...

My married name is pronounced Ka-newt. Everyone just assumes the K is silent.

I think they're as dumb as a box of rocks but I can't throw shade on them for giving the kid a middle name with an unusual pronunciation.

greenmountaingal said...

Thank you everyone! :)

Diamond Girl said...

Since it's his grandfather's name, they are obviously pronouncing it the way he does.

Jason Blue Eyes said...

I wonder if Jess named her child after Nute Gunray from Star Wars?

Happy B-DAY GMG!

feraltart said...

Happy Birthday GMG!

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Sherry said...

Wow, her face is really airbrushed there. I do like Chestica and that little Maxwell is a dumpling! I kind of thought her fiancé was better looking. What happened to him.

Okay what's the verdict Knut or Ka-Newt?

Anonymous said...

BITCH stole my name
If i ever had another child (boy) i was going to name him ace
about a month ago my husband and I discussed names and he is a HUGE poker player. They play everyweekend and i mentioned it he fell in love with it


BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHH

its hard coming up with a name dangit

Raininmyst said...

Happy Birthday @ Green! Today is my birthday as well!! :-)

Raininmyst said...

Happy Birthday @ Green! Today is my birthday as well!! :-)

greenmountaingal said...

Happy Birthday, fellow birthday girl!

Fluffy White Clouds said...

HBD GMG! 🎉🎊🎈

Love the name Ace.

@nudibelle you can still totally name your child Ace. No biggie.

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