Wednesday, November 06, 2013

Courtney Stodden Says She Was Married At A Young Age

In a statement written by her mother who Courtney Stodden likes to call her people she says that the reason she is getting divorced is that she married young. No! Shocker. The fact she married someone literally old enough to be her great-grandfather presuming of course repeated 16 year old pregnancies which is not out of the question in this family and you see what the problem might be. Oh, if you throw in the fact that the 50 something has some fetishes that most 16 year old kids are unprepared to handle and you have a recipe for disaster.

What makes the statement more funny considering it was written by Courtney's mother is that Courtney's mother is the one who signed off on Courtney getting married. Did she think it was going to last? Heck no. She knew it would last long enough to give her daughter fame and money and that in a few years when Courtney was ready for her life's calling as a hooker or porn star Courtney would be ready. Now that time has come grasshopper.

23 comments:

Marieeee said...

How I will ever make it in a relationship, if these two can't?

MISCH said...

Really ? I tend to think he couldn't deliver in his promises to her….

MBK said...

Why are these people even relevant?

Kelly said...

They lasted longer than we thought.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

I'm surprised people are still talking about this low rent hussy.

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Cleodacat said...

Well at least it's not him leaving her because she "aged" out.

LottaColada said...

Her hair and skin match.

Basil said...

I kinda liked her on Big Brother. She's not as stupid as she pretends.

The Dude said...

Enty needs to publish which payrolls this site is on and put their stories in a seperate section so we don't have to see them. Krap family, Snooki, Stodden, E, etc...

Paint Chips said...

What if Doug was the only thing keeping her from being a much worse nightmare than she already is?

Fingers crossed.

DontRainOnMyPrada said...

Seems like Big Brother is the best thing that ever happened to her. It kinda was her version of going to college and finding herself. Too bad it didn't happen before she got those hideous implants. :/

Sherry said...

Orvilla your Avi is scaring me....

Yeah nothing to see here, everyone move along. It was going to happen sooner or later. NOT surprised at all.

Seven of Eleven said...

Um... what's the story, morning glory? There's nothing here we don't already know...

Anna Katherine Nonymous said...

He knew the score too. He used the fameboost too.

nurysp said...

good..HE CREEPS ME THE FUCK OUTTTT

Its just U said...

I know I'm in the minority here but I kinda like her. And @Basil I agree. She was sweet on CBB.
I hope that maybe now she's away from him she can grow up a bit.

Jennabean said...

And in other news the sky is blue and the sun rises in the east ....

CanadianMiss said...

I wouldn't say I like or dislike her. I would like to bring her home, wash all that makeup off her face, and buy her some clothes that don't scream hooker. Oh, and correct her of her "sexy" facial expressions.

Count Jerkula said...

I look at that pic and all I can think is if Anna Nicole smoked crack instead of gobbled pills, that is what she'd have looked like.

Orvilla Bedinbacher said...

@sherry ;)

SingBlue said...

She must've been married before then, as she looked at least 30 when she married Doug.

di butler said...

👍 Count. Nailed it! She's the crackier, or methier, version of Anna Nicole. Except I liked ANS.

Alita said...

@di butler, agreement - ANS had a likability to her. Courtney Stodden ... not so much.

Except for her underrated body of musical offerings: 'don't blame it on me, girl' should have been an instant underground feminist anthem. I'm humming it right now.

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