Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Rita Ora Rushed To Emergency Room After Collapsing

I LOVE exhaustion stories. I think they are the best. When exhaustion and dehydration leads to hospitalization I get even more excited. When the explanation for the dehydration and exhaustion is lame things are even better. yesterday while sitting in her air conditioned trailer on the set of a photo shoot in lovely 80 degree weather Rita Ora collapsed and had to be hospitalized. The official explanation is dehydration and exhaustion which is code for I have been partying non-stop for days on end and the check is not big enough for this shoot to keep me partying until I can sleep sooooo how about a day off with massive publicity to follow.

The great thing about this is Rita is apparently fine. The other great thing about these stories is the inevitable trip to rehab shortly after hospitalization. I think this trip will be classified as stress management. Apparently at a gathering of PR professionals this will be the buzz reason for going to rehab. Have you ever noticed how no one in your life has ever been hospitalized for dehydration or exhaustion despite working two jobs and raising a handful of kids everyday.

21 comments:

Bacon Ranch said...

I've had 3 different buddies and a sibling put in the hospital for dehydration. It happens, especially with simple things like food poisoning.

Not saying that's her issue, but I am saying maybe you need to check in for your Midol drip.

Patty said...

We have 5 actual posts in a row. I think this is some kind of record. I guess the rest of the day will be the made-up blinds #1-#10.

NapAssasin said...

While she's getting the help she needs I hope her stylists are allowed to visit so they can fix her horrible hair.

hollywood dime said...

I've been hospitalized for dehydration. I found out the hard way that mimosas aren't a replacement for actual water.

Megan said...

TMZ's headline yesterday was very misleading. It said something along the lines of R.I.P singer Rita Ora...but if you didn't see the "singer" part it read like she had died.

cubsfan1990 said...

why doesnt anyone have sympathy for rita not feeling well?

Kelly said...

Dehydration sure, but has anyone been hospitalized for exhaustion? Spin word fir celebs drugs and alcohol problens.

plokzy said...

Her 15 minutes were up. Her body shut down accordingly.

Now! said...

Hospitalization for 'exhaustion' is definitely for celebrities only.

Dehydration happens very often to the elderly. How old is Rita Ora?

By the way, I keep hearing she's a singer, but I haven't heard any of her songs. Am I missing anything?

tookiesmum said...

No Nutty, you are not...I've never heard any songs from her either.

nancer said...

this is bullshit 99% of the time. it's like politicians not running to 'spend more time with their family.' hogwash.

normadesmond said...

I'M EXHAUSTED JUST THINKING ABOUT HER SWEATY PALMS TOUCHING THAT INCORRECTLY PAINTED OLDSMOBILE.

Unknown said...

Enty knows nothing and he's guessing,that's all I got from this blind.

Eros said...

I don't know anyone who's ever been hospitalized for dehydration or exhaustion. It does appear to be celeb code for druggie alchy problems.

Tori said...

@dime, just add more orange juice.

Sherry said...

NapAssasin: That was hilarious!! I hate her hair color.

amanda_jf said...

1. She was Rob Kardashian's gf.
2. Her songs are crap.
3. She gets to be Calvin Harris' gf.

cece said...

Totally agree about the hair color. It makes her face look dirty.

Mama Abroad said...

I was in the hospital for dehydration over the summer. I was doing fine but slowly started feeling weird - agitated and spacey. It was scarey. Had nothing to do with alcohol or drugs just plain old too hot too little to drink.

Anonymous said...

has anyone ever heard any of her songs??

Anotheramy said...

I got dehydrated when I was taking a lot of cold medicine. Its pretty scary. I was pretty exhausted too.
It makes me laugh when I hear they were treated for exhaustion. How the heck do you treat someone for exhaustion? Give them a message?
The problem with celebs is that theyre either working crazy tons, or sitting around twiddling their toes snorting coke to keep things interesting. If being famous is so great, why are they all drug addicts?

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