Blind Item #1
This television talk show host likes to show the world that he has the perfect marriage and life but he rarely sleeps at home at night any longer and has quietly been hooking up with a woman who used to be an employee on the show and now seems to do nothing but wait for our talk show host to visit.
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Marriage is tough, y'all, even for icky Docs named Phil
Boo, you whore!
Dr phil looks too much like the Ed McMahon character from Garry Shandling. I just can't with him.
Let this be Sean Hannity!
Finally you're back it was weird someone else using your lines, yall!
There's women in the world that wanna do Dr. Phil?????? :((((((
Could it be one of the Jimmys?
Steve Harvey? Is he married still? I know he dispenses enough advice about marriage and has had some fidelity issues in the past.
There's a 30% chance that this is Matt Lauer
Sounds like Coach Carr.
KIMMEL
Jason, why are you such a skeeze?
My guess, too, Shopgirl007. I'm thinking Fallon.
Oh you'll get socialized alright. A little slice like you.
Who's the baby daddy now Muary?
I know!!! Matt Lauer and Ann Curry! LOL
Damian: too gay to function
I like Matt Lauer for this, but it would be great if it was Steve Harvey. Harvey gives the most annoying advice.
Hey! That's only ok when I say it!
It was totally weird, GatorGirl! Nu nu nu nuuuu (Twilight Zone theme song)
Coach Carr: made out with grotsky little byotch Trang Pak AND Sun Jin Dinh!
Conan?
Fallon hates that his baby is by donor eggs and constantly ridicules his wife and says " She's not really your baby"
And you know Regina cheats on Aaron? Yes, every Thursday he thinks she's doing SAT prep but really she's hooking up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium! I never told anybody that because I am *such* a good friend!
Please don't tell Regina I told you that! She'll kill me!
Dr. Oz?
...or Mario
Oh my god, she's so annoying
Letterman. He has a history of sleeping with co-workers, and he's been bragging about how great his marriage is now. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/07/marriage-after-affair-can_n_2426990.html
Kimmel just got married like yesterday. Not him.
It's Fallon. The former employee in question is a former writer who became showrunner for his show, and then left a few months after his child was born with no explanation. She doesn't seem to be doing much of anything as of lately.
I thought Letterman right away. Is that shit about Fallon true? Why does the guy care about donor eggs if it's his kid?
Topper & M Brown - I hope you're wrong but I thought of David too.
Noooo... Dave, go back to MT. Harry needs you!
Gotta be Bill O'Reilly!...
Ahahahahahahaha!
Letterman
Aunt Liddy, I like the way you think! It's just fun to imagine Conan as a horn dog instead of America's Irish lovable goof.
DAVE
There are a lot of rumors about Fallon being a major prick to his wife, so he is a good guess. Letterman never hid his cheating and announced it on his show, so it makes me think it's not him.
I miss the kartrashian trolls. They were better. Mean Girls trolls- kind of boring. Bring back the Trashians!
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