Monday, May 04, 2015

Today's Blind Items - Met Gala Food Poisoning

This is fairly short, but since the Met Ball is tonight, I thought it was a good one to write. A few years ago when actors and actresses started attending and models started getting pushed aside, this former A+ list super model got her revenge. The former A+ lister could still model but mainly stays home with that strange looking celebrity she married decades ago. Anyway our former A+ lister was supposed to go and wear an outfit for a long time designer friend. About three weeks before the event, the designer calls the model and apologizes but says that this B+list mostly television actress at the time from a hit almost network show was going to wear the dress. The designer owed some money and his partners thought it would be better to have the actress wearing the dress. The model was willing to let it go and knew the designer meant his apologies. Then the actress went off in the press about how the model was washed up and that the designer had a vision and that our actress who is married to someone much higher on the list than herself was the designer's muse and it was time for the young and that the models should make way for women the world wanted to see and could see in something more than a magazine that was decades old. The model vowed revenge. She knew who was doing the hair and makeup for the actress because the designer arranged for them. The model had them ruin the hair of the actress so much that she had to wear a wig. They also used a concealer on her face that caused her to sweat and did something to the dress that made our actress scratch herself almost continually the entire night and also break out in some kind of bright red rash. The rash took a few days to go down and the actress lost a modeling job because of it. I'm not sure the actress knows the model was behind it or if it was just bad luck, but I do know she never said anything about the model ever again.

19 comments:

sandybrook said...

Blake Lively for the actress

Dena said...

Blake and maybe Paulina Poritzkova?

Derek Harvey said...

Blake Lively and Paulina Porizvkova (spelling?)

sandybrook said...

Yeah Ric Ocasik is kind of funny looking.

Ivee said...

Paulina Porizkova (sp?) for the model. Don't know who the actress is.

BEE said...

Iman for the model?

cebii said...

Paulina is still as hot as ever. She's aging wonderfully - not trying to look 23. And, looking back at pictures of Blake from last year's Met Gala, she has a very uncomfortable looking smile. lol

cebii said...

and Paulina is smart:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/paulina-porizkova/my-big-fat-greek-vacation_b_5651548.html

Big Noise From Winnetka said...

Paulina was my first thought, not sure about the actress. This says "a few years ago," and Boobs Legsly (a nickname from the Fug Girls) has been married to RR since September 2012, so.....could be her. I didn't realize they've been hitched that long.

Ben said...

"Iman for the model?"

WHAT? David Bowie is not strange looking. He's fucking BEAUTIFUL.

Ric Ocasek and Pavlína make sense. Ocasek always looked super odd.

Fortero said...

Or it was Diane Kruger for the actress...

KevinA said...

Hey, on a related note, how does Enty explain JL being there (early!) this yr., after saying she wouldn't?

Fortero said...

Claire Danes married to Hugh Dancy and Homeland is a network show. There is a lot of variations...

AndrewBW said...

Paulina Porizkova was always one of my favorites.

Ivee said...

Homeland is on pay cable (Showtime).

Ginger said...

Love the Paulina and Blake guesses. I found this completely hilarious! How is Enty's title related though?
Today’s Blind Items – Met Gala Food Poisoning

It should be called Met Gala Model Gets Last Laugh

Jess Sayin' said...

David Bowie isn't funny-looking. Ocasek is. So I agree with Porizkova.

Hate to say it, but the actress could just as easily be Leighton Meester. I mean, Blake is a far more likely jackass, but still.

Bossmom said...

I think it's PP and Leighton Meester 2012 Met Gala...designer Marchesa

Bossmom said...

She looks super shiney and uncomfortable! LOL

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