Thursday, December 31, 2015

Blind Items Revealed #1

July 17, 2015

This A+ list mostly movie actor broke the desk in his office having sex with a woman this week. Guess wearing a ring does not actually mean the marriage is back on.

Ben Affleck

21 comments:

david said...

Must have been one of those Chinese made cheap press board desks!
Most well made desks can handle the weight of two people.

Tricia13 said...

Now how would y know that David::)*wink wink

nasty baby said...

the office is the only place to get away from minivan-incarnates like jennifer garner

sandybrook said...

Time for a diet Ben

Tapioca said...

it was a children desk or Benny is really a fat ass XD

Scrooge said...

IKEA

mariaj said...

Geez, i was already thinking that, yes, Affleck was a dou*****g, but, ehi, here is a reason why somehow i liked him, at least til the botox AND the tattoo, the reason is cause is a champion in bed, see, he broke a desk, but you have to come here and crush my illusions, no, the desk was Ikea, OR he was really fat.

I hate all of you. :)

texasrose said...

Broke a desk? Was he banging Rebel Wilson?

Malibuborebee said...

Maybe he's more energetic than he looks.

Honeybunny said...

He had to be doing some serious humping for that to happen. I ain't mad at them.

H2O said...

And now let's play blame the victim.

Malibuborebee said...

What victim?

killer abs 2 minutes said...

@malibuborebee

+100000

@H2O

found another minivan

killer abs 2 minutes said...

@tapioca

gotta admit...it definitely looks like he's put on 'breakup weight' and his face looks a bit waxy (botox)

Unemployable said...

Holy chubbychaser, Batman! It seems the combined weight of you and your THOT is exceeding the maximum load of your authentic Chinese pressboard desk!

Cinabun said...

Jennifer G is NOT a saint, Ben just makes it waaaay too easy for her to look like one. She tried to trap him. It worked. For a while. She scares me. He's just an alkie & gambling coco nut.

Mrs.K said...

At least Rebel Wilson has x10 more personality than his own stepford wife.

Mrs.K said...

Exactly. She was chasing Ben hard whilst being married to Scott Foley.

Christine said...

I'm confused... what does press board have to do with the Chinese? IKEA is Swedish....

Christine said...

I know bc I go there to eat the Swedish meatballs and cheap food.

david said...

::)*wink wink right back at you, Tricia13!
I didn't think of that.
LOL!

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