Friday, January 01, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #21

August 12, 2015

Honestly, if this was any other actor ever in the history of time, I’m not sure I would believe what several people have told me. With this actor though, you just add it to his total and move on. Apparently our actor has decided to eschew the traditional dating approach after the beatdown he administered to his ex. He now wants someone devoted to him and grateful for his presence. So, he has hooked up with a woman who is the sister/niece/cousin of a Mexican cartel member. Everyone knows she is in his family, but no one is exactly sure of the relationship. No one will ask though. It turns out that our actor met her while researching a role and the cartel family member set the two of them up. The cartel member is apparently a big fan. He thinks they would be a great couple. It is about the time that they were introduced that our actor began using heavier drugs and started to get more violent. He also is apparently using drugs that are smuggled out just for him. A special brand. I guess actors get even better drugs then the rest of the world. Well, that and his connection. It is a crazy relationship and a dangerous one because if he does to his current girlfriend what he did to his last girlfriend, he will end up dead, A- list mostly movie actor or not.

Shia LaBeouf

17 comments:

Elle B said...

I had a feeling the cartel loves even steven's

pretzel logic said...

This guy is crazier than a shithouse rat.

meowie said...

@nerdygirly got this, most guesses were benicio and josh brolin.

Tapioca said...

not surprising, this guy is on auto destructive mode since forever.

Southern Smartass said...

After the beatings HE'S provided the women foolish enough to date him, I rather hope he screws up just enough (cheats on her or something) to get a proper beating of his own. Asshole.

Never did I ever think I'd say these words but the drug cartel is too good for him.

Ben said...

So not only is he crazy he's also dumber than a box of rocks.

Unemployable said...

Moth meet flame. We'll leave you two alone to get better acquainted.

Molly said...

Hope his next girlfriend beats the sh!t out of him. And I hope that it's captured on film.

nunaurbiz said...

Haven't his last two gfs been actresses?

DoctorMaybe said...

If he's going to get himself killed, the least he could do is get himself killed in an entertaining way. I approve of this.

Concerned said...

Don't care about him and would prefer him not to be the answer to any more blinds. It's settled science that he is a loony tune.

Scrooge said...

Rip Shia

mr F said...

....I mean, dude it's a cartel...they'll bury you in the desert for breaking her heart. you dont even need to touch her to end up dead. you just need to piss her off. honestly im over this kid let him go to the desert.

Caitlyn said...

I don't buy it. He's gross, and nuts, but not this nuts. BS enty

Hot Cola said...

I wish! Shitta la Barf deserves a beating (if this is true)
And if it is, I hope he dies.

Me said...

And really think that they would let someone live who is having a faint idea of what is going on and blab it to others? They end up dead all the time for sure. Sorry, but I really do not buy this.

Hegg said...

He deserves a real good hiding IMO.

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