Friday, February 26, 2016

Blind Item #12

What now retired NASCAR driver makes his wife wear flowing dresses so it is harder to see her do the deep knee bends when they stand next to each other on a red carpet.

20 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Jimmy Johnson ?

Derek Harvey said...

jeff gordan

sandybrook said...

Jeff Gordon

Derek Harvey said...

he is only 5'6 and his wife towers over him---and I looked at some pics on google images and she is bending her knees

Derek Harvey said...

not that I know whom he is---just googled short Nascar drivers
I barely know what NASCAR is

Tricia13 said...

Johnson still races-and he's not short- other than that he fits lol!

OB said...

So what happens when they walk the carpet? Does she straighten up or walk like Groucho Marx?

Kno Won Uno said...

Same picture I had. I wonder if he wears lifts or if it's all her responsibility.

Kno Won Uno said...

She also tilts her head to the side, which looks totally natural. /s
http://cdnph.upi.com/pv/upi/36a7a0ab8f4c55abc5c466cb166c22ad/AMFAR-GALA.jpg

T said...

It's Jeff Gordon. He retired last year and his wife, Ingrid is taller than him. She has been known to bend her knees when they're pictured together.

Kibble said...

LOL, nice visual!

Al Be Happy said...

NASCAR Non Athletic Sport Created Around Rednecks

Lurkey McLurkster said...

Are you sure you don't want to guess Kordell Stewart?

Honeybunny said...

You got it!!!!

OKay said...

If he's so insecure, why the hell did he marry her? There are great-looking petite women, too.

Unemployable said...

Why doesn't he just strap some coffee cans on his little feetsies or carry an empty milk crate around with him when they go out?
I'll bet she wears high heels whenever she gets mad at him. Dangles his car keys up in the air just above his vertical leap range. Takes the phonebooks from the drivers seat of his car. Be nice to your wife, Jeff, or she wont squat for the paps.

peopleselbow said...

Don't you have to be short to be a driver ?

Malibuborebee said...

Gordon's wife looks very Joker-esque in that head-tilt photo.

Who told Mrs. Nascar to do the compensatory posing and how would they phrase something like that? "Honey, we want you to do some test photos with Jeff. Okay, now bend your knees when you're standing with him and tilt your head down and to the side. Great, now freeze and smile!"

I don't know if Tammy and the Scieno handlers taught her but Nicole Kidman has always done a better job of posing compensation with both of her husbands.

Derek Harvey said...

lol cheers

Hot Cola said...

Oh, that is so funny..

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