Tuesday, February 16, 2016

Blind Items Revealed #5

December 24, 2015

You have to be less than half his age, and preferably still in your teens for this foreign born B+ list funnyman actor to take an interest in you or drink himself into a stupor before he is unable to perform with said teens. So, don’t ever believe any hype about him dating someone age appropriate.

Will Arnett/Courteney Cox

25 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

I CAN'T STAND HIM! WHY is he famous...

Mike said...

How did Amy Poehler stay with him so long?? Or is this new taste in young girls recently acquired?

sandybrook said...

He's been married twice Amy Poehler is 1 year younger than he is and Penelope Ann Miller is 7 years older than he is. So maybe he trolls for young girls and when he realizes they think he's a creep he goes back to where he belongs with someone like Cox

Derek Harvey said...

Me? or Arnett?

Mary Contrary said...

BoJack Horseman. He's douchey. He's misogynist. He's brilliant.

david said...

I strongly feel that Will is so unfunny, he will go the way of Tom Green sooner than later.
Best thing to happen to him, was marrying Amy Poller.
Worst thing, divorcing her -- because she is simply funnier than he is.

david said...

Poehler (One of these days I will learn to copy edit myself.)

Bambibuubzitch said...

My gaydar screams around Will Arnett. Closeted, overcompensating.

LucidDreams said...

Tom Green, what am I able to write about him without being sued?

serious as said...

always will be Gob to me

serious as said...

@bambi

this. always thought amy and will were both gay

c17 said...

Why? Does he have a rep for being litigious? He def has one for not being funny in any way whatsoever....

Kimee said...

I got one right, woo hoo!

Kibble said...

"I've made a big mistake ... "

Kibble said...

Correction: I've made a huge mistake.

Kibble said...

WTG! @Kimee :)

CooCooCatchoo said...

So basically he is the douchebag LEGO Batman character IRL. Kinda figured he was like that.

Scott said...

STRANZ VAN WALDENBURG IS PAIRS FIGURE SKATING!!!!!

Honeybunny said...

YES! Funny as hell!

H2O said...

Yup!

Shaddup mimsey said...

Me too. I loved him on Arrested Development.

Malibuborebee said...

He's hilarious but his douchiness has become so apparent since the breakup with Poehler that his comic chops are irrelevant. He's just a giant douchebag on legs.

Patrick said...

Or are a lot of Arnett posts merely plants by Poehler's team to deflect any attention from the fact that Amy was quickly dating the billionaire offspring who was a regular guest star on Parks? Just asking.

LucidDreams said...

Because what. I know about him. How he treats women,at least my friend, I loathe him

... said...

WOW. Now there is an interview with him admitting he relapsed and has been sober for about 3 months. That would be late December right around the time this blind came out. I care less about his drinking than I do about him chasing barely legals. I wonder if he did this interview to get ahead of the rumors and gain some sympathy?

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