Thursday, April 14, 2016

Blind Item #8

Who knew she was quite so image conscious? This still married A-/B+ list mostly movie actress goes out of her way to make sure fellow moms at school are not in per pap shots. She says she is doing it out of kindness, but the truth is she hates the thought of any other mom trying to upstage her or looking better than her.

30 comments:

Derek Harvey said...

jenn garner

Kno Won Uno said...

Garner

Zilla1 said...

Gwyneth.

Kno Won Uno said...

It's getting to the point that all I can see are those ears.

Zilla1 said...

Paltrow. Gwyneth Paltrow. Shaken, not stirred.

lila fowler said...

Garner of course. EVERYONE looks better than her.

lila fowler said...

Her hair is really thinning at the temples, too. She looks like hell.

Kno Won Uno said...

I never really got her appeal.

sandybrook said...

does this bitch have any female friends? Anyone besides Garber?

david said...

Of course, she's image conscious! She's an actress!

dani said...

J. Garner. She should make an effort to look better because it doesn't take much to upstage her. She dresses like a hill billy. IMO

Meg said...

Are we sure she's going out of her way to avoid the other moms or is it the other way around? She seems insufferable & I'd keep my distance too, so as not to accidentally be associated with her.

ryan said...

Well, the poor thing IS from West Virginia. Ever notice the absolutely weird taste she has in shoes? Gah.

namely said...

SOOOOO insecure. no wonder ben was banging the nanny. jen garner became the insufferable wife every man is terrified of ending up with. thank god he is getting out.

Mary contrary said...

Friendly psa: mountaineers love orthopedics, 'shine, and guns...

Brought to you by the hardworking underpaid motherfuckers that made this country great, dammit ;)

Kno Won Uno said...

A hillbilly on the way to the laundromat. Would it kill her to wear some eyeliner?

Kno Won Uno said...

When they split, I thought "about time!" she was never in his league.

Studio54 said...

Another vote for Jennifer "I have never talked to the tabloids" Garner.

Chi chi said...

I'm going with the Garner guesses as well..no I never got her appeal either, she always just looks confused me, no matter what emotion she's trying to portray.

Truther said...

Jennifer was brilliant in "Felicity".

French girl said...

Goop has divorced officially at the beginning of 2016

H2O said...

Yeah, he's finally getting out. Hahahaha! Who will he be terrified of next, a ho or a disease or both and then some?

back again said...

ive liked her in some stuff ...how about "13 Going On 30"? hmmm now that i think about it, i only rewound the Mark Ruffalo parts...Okaaaay,but what about "Catch & Release"? damn,Tim Olyphant had me rewatching that one... okay,nevermind,carry on..

James said...

another vote for Jenn Garner

Derek Harvey said...

LMAO---yup...never could really "define" her look---but you NAILED IT lol

Kim said...

Am I the only one who likes her?

Kim said...

I'm a fan of Jennifer Garner and I loved her in Juno! I'd rather Ben be with her than Jlo.

Barrel of Monkeys said...

I'm a Jennifer Garner fan also. I like that she looks like an ordinary person & she's not trying to be in star mode 24/7/365.

She cleans up nicely when she has to for her job but in her daily life she dresses like a real mom & not like the superficial Kartrashians clan always camera ready.

Snarknado said...

Yes. It's all your fault that she's a celebrity.

JK

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