Sunday, January 22, 2017

Blind Item #5

his former franchise actress turned movie bomb maker booked thee deal to host this latte night show long ago. She thought she would be up for an Oscar and this would be an in front of your face voter moment. Nope.

34 comments:

Frank said...

Who is your editor, Enty?

GoTrollUrSelf said...

Thee deal to host a latte? Mmkay

trainrides said...

Anna Kendrick?

Newbie Poster said...

Kristen Stewart - she's hosting SNL next week

Long Island Girl said...

Claire Danes at Starbucks?

Tricia13 said...

lol sounds like Enty NEEDS a latte...

Tricia13 said...

Sounds likeNikki Reed and something ----

Lapsed Lurker said...

KIrsten Stewart (hosting SNL Feb 4)

AndrewBW said...

It's called a latte night show because you need coffee tos tay awake.

AC said...

It's possible the slapdash style and grammar mistakes are a deliberate part of the CDAN branding strategy.

S.D.AUNTIE said...

Need new glasses enty? Or still sick from the flu?

Just4Fun said...

That is one helluva first sentence.

david said...

I'd criticize Enty for his spelling,too, but since i miss spell words all the time, i will stay away from this.

Go, Enty!!

And-so-on.. said...

Use phone stylus.. larger keyboard APP.. and/or give the barest care in the world for your readers and simple desire to give clear thought edit before sending message, unless this zany report suppose to make the gossip tidbit difficult funny and interesting..

SaraClue said...

latte night show = Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee

Guesser said...

Is there anyway to turn autocorrect off? I think some of the silly word changes are from that, but the bad grammar goes to the old days of Enty. I see a lot of comments having mistakes from people who didn't do that before. My favorite was the Hadids changing to the basics, but I could have left that!

sandybrook said...

There should be a way to turn auto correct off in your Google settings or just regular settings in the keyboard area.

Guesser said...

I'l need a double latte to stay,awake with Kristen hosting SNL. She is. My guess as well.

Tammy said...

Even on my mobile with a tiny screen, I always manage to proofread. It's a simple matter of showing some respect for the education you got for free.

Dutch said...

Kristen Stewart hasn't done any films that would get her an Oscar nom this year.

GoTrollUrSelf said...

She directed a short that debuted at Sundance, "Come Swim".
"The artsy flick—the official description calls it "a diptych of one man's day, half impressionist and half realist portraits"—stars just one actor Josh Kaye with voiceover work by Sydney Lopez. "
=l

LiveYourLife said...

She was in "Certain Women," which got a lot of buzz at Sundance last year, and had it's US Theatrical wide release around October. So she could have been hoping for a 'Supporting Actress' nomination from that film.

Lily Gladstone ended up getting most of the nominations from that film, although Stewart got one for the IndieWire Critics Poll.

Tara11 said...

I was wondering why KS was hosting SNL, she hasn't had any major film success in a while. Doesn't seem like it will work. She's so bland.

Suz said...

The Woody Allen movie Cafe Society, not that I've seen it.

Nora said...

Enty please, unless this is a pun on cafe society which Means Kristen Stewart is hosting. (Disaster) turn off spellchecker.

Kelly said...

It's Kristen Stewart. She thought she'd get a Supporting nod for Billy Lynn's Long Walk Home, but that turned out to be one of the biggest bombs of last year, instead of her ticket to the Oscars. Her short at Sundance flopped, too. She couldn't direct her way out of a paper bag.

Her PR team works overtime at booking gigs like this to keep her name out there because all her movies flop. She will be a disaster on SNL--twitchy, mumbling, fidgeting. She always looks high AF. She's such a joke.

Manuel said...

Kristen Stewart, famewhore extrordinaire. Gurl would do anything for attention, even negative attention. She's a black hole of sucking neediness. No wonder she can't maintain a stable relationship.

Coco said...

Trampire!!! KStew made herself into the butt of every comedian's joke when she fucked her married director on the side of the road. I would love it if SNL made fun of that, but knowing her, she won't go along with that.


She has no sense of humor, so it should be fun watching her try and fail for 90 minutes. She'll be an even bigger joke when the show's over, if that's even possible.

Hot Cola said...

Hes typing is worst than mine

Nettie said...

Raging pothead and serial cheater Kristen Stewart? Her thirst knows no bounds. Girl doesn't know what human intelligence is, she can barely sound coherent when talking about her own projects, I can't imagine she'll be able to read cue cards with any level of proficiency.

Someone needs to tell her to sit down and shut up. She's revolting. I wonder if they'll tell her she has to take a shower on Saturday?

Nikki said...

She isn't known as queen of the blow job for nothing. No one can ever figure out how she gets cast in anything, so it makes sense that this SNL gig would just be more PR for her. Kristen Stewart is the biggest no talent in movies, and that's saying something.

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Viva said...

Kristen Stewart is a slow learner. She should not do live TV, she will be covered in flop sweat and make herself look worse than usual.

This girl constantly puts her foot in it every time she opens her mouth “I’m not really into modelling fashion is stupid” gets dropped by her agency. What does it take for her to learn she is blowing her own career?

Lee said...

Kristen Stewart reeks of desperation. It's sad that she can't admit the parade is passing her by. She peaked in 2015, it's been downhill since then.

She puts her foot in her mouth so often, it's like she loves the taste of her shoe. I will enjoy seeing her bomb on SNL.

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