Tuesday, February 07, 2017

Blind Items Revealed #3

January 5, 2017

This former A+ list mostly movie actor crashed down to A-/B+ list for well over a decade. The past few years has seen him crawl his way back to A list. To keep the momentum going and to try and land some more Oscar hardware, our actor plans on going full frontal in a movie to be filmed this year. Not just a second or one shot, but multiple scenes of him in his full glory.

Kevin Costner

29 comments:

s said...

Ew. Please no.

sandybrook said...

Nobody wants to see 61 year olds full frontal on big screens. It's tough enough watching them in Speedos strutting around on the beach (mostly with beer guts hanging down below the groin area, which I doubt Costner has )

Cherry said...

I'd be interested in seeing his junk.

cebii said...

That doesn't seem like the type of action that would cause one to be A+

dazzle said...

save us the pain please!!!

Zilla1 said...

Oh goody, stretched out, dingly-dangly low hanging oldballs.

Shorny said...

Potential titles: Dances with Balls Out, Ball Durham, Phalus of Dreams, The 10" Post Man, Exposed Figures, yeah these are dumb, sorry...

Jessica said...

Eww no, no one wants to see that anymore, maybe back in the late 80's/early 90's when he was at his prime, but not now.

kevinn said...

He didn't have a great body when he was young. Now it's just flabbier and saggier.

AndrewBW said...

Hopefully he'll use a wiener double.

poopmeister said...

Kevin Costner is not a nice man. I have confidential info to back that up.

Nadine said...

Well, given I was reading this as Mel Gibson, Costner would be a step up.

Toppermadison said...

They give Oscars for that now?

8====D KermitGosnellKnobjob said...

What a disgusting idea, Costner going full frontal. At least he is not lena dungham, or cher, or madonna, but it is nightmare fuel anyway.

GoTrollUrSelf said...

Maybe he'll have a r e a l l y long beard.

GoTrollUrSelf said...

Agree.

texasrose said...

Hey look how it rejuvenated Jason Segel's career. He is a huge star now!!!

Jennifer said...

He's too old for this shit.

LiveYourLife said...

There was an IMDB trivia item that mentioned the last time he tried full frontal.

"His frontal nude scene in For Love of the Game (1999) was reportedly deleted after being met with laughter at test screenings."

Hot Cola said...

Who wants to see his old pack??

melissa said...

hahaha...fact

OKay said...

What? You don't love saggy man-balls?

inga said...

it was very painful to watch, i don't like js, but im so sooorrrrry for him/his....

Bookjacket said...

Sandybrook: Costner is indeed disgusting, but did you see Captain Fantastic? Viggo is 58!

ab said...

Lol, actors and studios can float their fool ideas here first to gauge the reaction. There's got to me similar forums in other countries too.

"Sorry Mr. Costner, we've got a 90% "Ew!" rating on this"

Jim said...

Not bad looking for his age, but I'm not sure if audiences would be willing to see Costner bare all on screen. He is known to be the exhibitionist so perhaps this is a way to give himself a thrill.

Shortie said...

I love Kevin Koster. Upside of Anger. He was so great in that. I always believe him; think he's kind of underrated as an actor.
What's so terrible about aging anyway? Happens to the best of us. Get over it.

Jennifer said...

No one wants to see a 60 year old pecker!

SnarkIsFun said...

"If you've got it, flaunt it. If not - cover it up!" Do we need to start a "cover it up" fund for Mr. Costner?

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