Thursday, November 16, 2017

Blind Item #2

This permanent A list singer has been hitting the coke hard the past few days. She went a week where she was completely sober and didn't even have any wine. So, now she is overdoing it and it is costing her work and money.

21 comments:

just sayin' said...

mimi?

Now! said...

Yes, Mimi has canceled several Christmas concerts because of a "respiratory illness."

Count Jerkula said...

Really? She be the fattest coke hrad since Artie Lange. Maybe start smoking it.

Sd Auntie said...

Mimi recently had gastric bypass. Good comparison Count!!

AshBey said...

Mimi is all levels of high speed trainwreck. Her bloat = booze imo

MontanaMarriott said...

She was by no means large enough for GB. But I guess when you have enough money you can buy a doctor to do the surgery for you. She better realize that eventually the stomach gets large again. I know several post GB patients who have gotten even bigger now.

just sayin' said...

i suspect she's using the coke to fight her appetite. maybe her boytoy isn't so into her sexually as she'd like, and she thinks getting skinny will change that. (fat chance.)

Boldblonde said...

Poor mimi

americanpanda said...

When did Mimi have GB??
WHoever said she's the fattest coke head since Artie Lang just made my day with that comment LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!
So true!!!

Guesser said...

I don't think she did bypass surgery, probably gastric sleeve, less evasive and you can get it without being morbidity obese. I remember hearing about a thin celeb getting it a while a while back.

Shawny said...

Funny no one has mentioned coke bloat yet. Usually that gets thrown around with these type of blinds...oops, I guess I mentioned it.

americanpanda said...

Coke bloat is usually just in the face and neck, her whole fucking body is bloated.

aanjheni said...

I'll agree with the coke bloat. And wine/champagne isn't the lowest in calories either.

Smalls said...

I think I might have a respiratory illness if I was snorting coke, too, Mimi. YOU DO YOU. I think Artie might be single, too, FWIW.

just sayin' said...

more like messed-up vocal cords from the mucous membrane dilation her cocaine-filled-post-nasal drip is causing. her larynx and those high notes are her fortune...she needs to be very careful she doesn't end up like whitney.

auntliddy said...

Amen to that!

auntliddy said...

Bloated?! She looks like an over inflated pool toy!!!!

longtimereader said...

Funnily enough, when elton john was on his coke binges, he never lost weight either.

lovebuzz said...

IIRC listening back when he was on the Stern Show I always thought his drug of choice was heroin?

One of the Artie stories that always stuck with me when he went to rehab and one of the guys in rehab with him looked at him and said

"You the fattest heroin user I've ever seen ...how did you used to used the heroin, sprinkle it on a cheeseburger?"

Count Jerkula said...

@lovebuzz: he made the common progression. Raging cokehead needs ro come down so takes pills, gets addicted to pills, pills hard to come by and rough on the liver, so heroin.

Jennifer said...

This is such crap.

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