Wednesday, November 28, 2018

Blind Items Revealed #5

November 21, 2018

The convicted child molester has been telling people in jail that he has a plan in place to skip out of the country if he is granted bail. His country of choice is Cuba. He says his plan is to play a show in Miami and and be on a plane and out of the country before anyone can catch him.

Tekashi

16 comments:

Joseph P Blow, Kokomo PD said...

Wrong way to plan an escape from the country while out on bail bond, telling other people in the clink about it.

sandybrook said...

Well considering hes not going to get bail that would be quite a trick. Andif he does get bail hes probably either going to be under house arrest or have to wear a monitor to track his every move so that would be quite the feat as well.

Moose said...

His debut album leaked Friday, and ended up getting general distribution yesterday. It's available on Itunes, Spotify,...

For all the hype, and the accompanying notoriety, he's just not that good.

Flashy Vic said...

@Sandy.

I get the feeling that we are not dealing with a Professor Moriarty standard villain here though.

Unknown said...

He still hasn't learned he talks too much I see.

Misato said...

https://youtu.be/pP4NZO57toQ

Got recommended this meme on youtube this morning. Ladies and gentlemen.....

Mhdz said...

What a dumbass. Like he'd get bail, and in the minuscule chance that he did, he'd probably be ordered not to play shows or leave the state. I doubt he's talking to many people in the joint, since he's a known chomo.

Brayson87 said...

Maybe a couple dozen drones will drop in and try to lift him out of the jail yard but the guards will blast them and him out of the sky.

Mstyles said...

he was denied bail and is looking at life.
good riddance.
nyc is the wrong place to play these dumb games.

HushHush said...

He should read The Count of Monte Cristo, by Dumas. Instead he'll be the dumbass cunt who takes it with Crisco oil!

flyingtiger said...

finally someone recognizes Cuba as the place to flee to. Warm climate, nice people, and the best health care in the world. (Michael Moore says so.)

plot said...

Hey, he's a crap artist.

The only alternative for this POS is to sing like a canary. Then he might get 10-20 years. It's the only play he has. Let's see if he takes it or if law enforcement can deal with his crazy ass.

SnarkyAngel said...

That lil 💩 isn't going anywhere. Well maybe to GP. BYE

orangesoda said...

I'm hoping the Michael Moore reference is a joke because everyone should swerve the fuck awayyyy from anything that that fat fuck suggests lol
But yeah, this little dude is deluded. He's not getting bail. It's kind of pathetic that racketeering can get you life but touching kids will get you a slap on the wrist.

omfg said...

They are keeping my trillion dollar bill
Safe in Cuba for me!

plot said...

@orange

So you really really hate that Moore just this week landed a bull's eye on Trump. Calling Trump a patsy, a loser, who was played by the auto industry, Carrier, Harley Davidson, really all big corps who laugh in his face. Sounds about right, no?

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