Monday, May 06, 2019

Blind Item #1

Much like if Jennifer Aniston cradled her stomach, this A list singer/sometime actress knows if she does something specific, she can trigger an avalanche of articles and social media posts about whether she is dating a former co-star.

36 comments:

Tricia13 said...

Lady Gaga

Tricia13 said...

And Bradley Cooper๐Ÿ™„

Unknown said...

Sparkles had a boy pillow

C’est Vrai said...

I wonder if Gaga is bringing Bradley to the Met gala?

Lol unknown a boy pillow :)

MeliticusBee said...

so....just for clarity
you AREN'T saying that Jennifer Anniston is pregnant at 50?

JUST KIDDING

Guesser said...

Enty scrambles to find a new Meghan blind๐Ÿ˜Ž

Unknown said...

He must have hit the snooze button

J said...

Yuck.

Unknown said...

Likewise

Vita said...

What is the gesture for Gaga/bcoops? A severe head tilt with batting lashes? Throwing her head back releasing a primal yodel?

Vita said...

Any predictions for the name for Baby Sussex?

Unknown said...

James or Augustus

shakey said...

Vita - Mealticket.

Vita said...

Shakey--LOL!๐Ÿ˜‚

trufflepig said...

NOT ANOTHER GAGA/COOPER BLIND!!

Flashy Vic said...

Walks bandy legged = Dating the Hammaconda.

Substance D said...

Doria don't know nuthin' 'bout birthin' babies!

Krab said...

>Doria don't know nuthin' 'bout birthin' babies!

BUT OH WE'RE NOT RACIST

. said...

James is my guess also

Zebra Seasoning said...

Gaga recently wore "B" earrings to some shindig. The only "B" in the world is Bradley, don'cha know.

yepthatsme said...

I also cradle my stomach, and I am a guy. But only when I have a food baby in there!

Weekittylass said...

Give it a rest Krab. I use that line too. Am I supposed to have my black blood screaming RAYCISSSSSST at my white blood? You would have flipped the fuck out when my crazy ass girl Melissa would scream out in the clubs ‘Ise nigra!’ trying to embarrass the shit out of us.’.

Vita said...

Zebra Seasoning -- good guess! She might as well be sending out planes with banners!

Guesser said...

Like MJ's kid was knick named Blanket, this kid will be known as Pillow.

Elphin MacSkye said...

Weekittylass and guesser: thanks for the genuine chuckles. Love the "I's nigra!" That was the "polite" way to call a Black person in the early 60s South. I hated it - it made me cringe. Just like MJ did the moonwalk, the IVF miracle that Meghan allegedly spawned can be called moonbump.

Weekittylass said...

Elphin, she was obsessed with the miniseries Queen, Alex Haley’s follow-up to Roots. Both of our mothers could ‘pass’. My mother had the mix of Latino blood and she and her mother were ‘paper bag’

J said...

How about Dick Sussex?

J said...

The best thing about Fake J is how totally effectively it discourages me.

GentleBreeze said...

I knew the comments would be hot tonight!

hunter said...

Gaga got lucky as shit with her comeback these last 2-3 years, I didn't think it was gonna happen.

Won't last if she doesn't stay off the bad shit, whatever that is for her.

M52799 said...

Thank you @Wekittylass. It was funny. Sometimes a joke can just be a joke.

And I've always wanted to tell you that for the longest time, I thought your name was Wee Titty Lass. It took me forever to read it correctly. ๐Ÿ˜‚

J said...

Yes, I have some suggestions, in case PH & MM are clueless:

Harry Sussex

Wackett Sussex (very British name)

Pennis Sussex (very British name) pronounced PEN is

Dick Sussex (very British version of Richard)


Signed,

The Hilarious J

(not the Pedantic Humorless Bitch J)

Wendy said...

Is the gesture her gazing at him lovingly? Because I think it's weird as hell when she does that lol

Substance D said...

I am a racist. I've slept with every race but nigras. Sorry, Shawty, you just don't do it for me. (Great sighs of relief throughout the Nigroverse...)

Astra Worthington said...

They should name the baby LeRoi. Which means “the king” in French. And dress him in all corduroy, which means “cloth of the king” in French.

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