Four For Friday - Seconds
This former A- list actor had his biggest fame when he was still a teen. Since then, he has been all about living off the fame and money of his best friend while making some truly forgettable movies. The paychecks from those movies don't even come close to providing him the income needed to support his lifestyle. Also, the movies don't exactly draw huge audiences, so not really any groupies, which is what he craves. So, the actor uses his connection to his best friend to pick up women and has been known to pull out his phone to show pics with his friend. He also relies on people who want to sleep with his friend being sent by the friend to our actor where they are required to sleep with the actor multiple times before the friend will go out with the woman. The friend never does. It is a game they have been playing for decades and shows no signs of stopping.
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I need a friend like that (but not a dickhead like both these strokers probably are).
Lukas Haas?
I like that guess because Leo ain’t doing any of the girls he recruits to the Pussy Posse
+1 Lukas Haas
They don’t call themselves the Pussy Posse for nothing!
Jonah hil
I feel like this could be several different guys. Actors like to play games and groupies are stupid by nature.
I thought Lucas and Leo were a couple.
+1 DiCaprio.
But to be different, I am going to throw in David Spade/Adam Sandler. Fits the 'decades' part of the story.
Is Ryan Gosling Lukas Haas's big cool friend?
I'm going with Tobey Maguire.
Was Lukas Haas ever A- list? Also, I thought he's gay. He's the odd one out in the Posse, the one in the shadows who never gets mentioned and who mysteriously vanished from existence ahead of the promo for Once Upon A Time. Also deleted most of his Instagram account. He's the only one who really doesn't seem to have a life outside of Leo's orbit.
Or maybe we're all wrong about Lukas and he actually is a dark horse & they really are soulless womanisers who can't get enough sex with all the women throwing themselves at them... lol. Imagine Clingy Camilla with Lukas.
I really don't think Leo and Camilla are remotely real. He can't seem to stand her being anywhere near him and she's got 'make me famous' written all over her.
Tobey is Leo D's ride or die
I worked on a show called “Touch” & Lucas Haas in person. He is truly one of the most unfortunate looking people I’ve ever seen. He didn’t strike me as the type who’s into women, but I can see him needing the leverage of Leo if he wanted to bone one.
Jackie Earle Haley?
Veritas, how the fuck can you misspell "hill". Dude, get off the internet and crack open a book. Seriously.
It's not Tobey - he's only made one movie in the last 5 years, and everything he is known for (Spiderman, Pleasantville, Cider House, Wonder Boys, e.g.) were all made in his twenties, not his teens.
@Gen, Have you encountered this in your personal life?
Hotbox made me google Haas, cause i dont think i've seen him since Witness. Dude needs someone to make a Rev Jim Ignatowski movie or Chritopher Lloyd biopic. Looks just like him.
P.S. Spidy can get his own pussy. If he didnt have the franchise & money, if he got the skills to remove money from marks at the poker table, he got the skills to remove panties from bimbos
Or maybe this is from Sunshine Sachs PR, wanting Lukas to look straight because they're running another Oscar campaign for Leo and no one takes that contract girlfriend seriously, as much as she's being forced on people. So they have to find another angle.
Most of the Leo blinds contradict one another so they're obviously coming from different camps.
I run into (non-famous) pretending to be high wealth people all the time, too!
It's unpleasant when you unmask them.
=)
Please tell me Lukas balled Camila Morrone.
I read this as Tobey, I do have to say, I finally googled Lukas Haas b/c of this blind and yeesh!!!
Lukas Haas was good recently in Widows, OK in The Revenant, and memorable in Brick. Don't tell me that it's all shit in between, because that trajectory happens to the majority of actors of either sex today.
I read this as Tobey until, like Moose said, it said his fame was in his teens and Tobey was in his 20's when Spiderman came out. Don't think this is him.
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