Random Photos Part Three - Fashion Week

Jessica Alba wears an old Batman television show shirt.

Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen bring their special blend of haunting to Fashion Week.

Bella Thorne sat next to Alyssa Milano.

Sarah Jessica Parker got all dressed up but loses points for the knock kneed pose.

Chrissy Teigen and John Legend

Zosia Mamet

Cory Kennedy and Natasha Lyonne who is in Orange Is The New Black.

Lots of other members of the cast too. I love this show!

Random Photos Part One - Extra Snarky - Seriously

Have to start with this photo because it is the epitome of Random Photos. Where else are you going to see Star Jones and Anne Hathaway getting drunk? --I would have also accepted "That cup looks to small for beer, but I can't imagine Star carrying around her urine without a lid." -- I would have also accepted "Anne Hathaway with Tracey Morgan in a wig."
Apparently, excessive cocaine use leads to painful dry humping of models. For someone who really doesn't do jack squat, Alice Dellal seems to be in the photos often. Just remember that everytime she has been in the photos she has either been drunk, passed out on the ground drunk, or doing cocaine off the floor of an apartment. Look really closely at the DVD.
Well at least someone thinks Ashton Kutcher is funny.
"And therefore 2+2 = 4."
Its Culkins.

Its Culkins wasted on something.
Christina Ricci has gone from the little goth girl, to Ms. Holly Homemaker Stepford Wife in a very short amount of time. Winona obviously went to the Christina Aguilera school of lipstick application.
Wow. It is Cory Kennedy. She is alive, and if the rumors are true, wasn't she on 90210 last week as well?
Cowboy Junkies - New York
Yep. It's official, Ben Barnes is prettier than Jessica Biel.

And Colin Firth was on hand to announce the new champion.
I don't see Eric Roberts in Emma Roberts and for that I'm grateful.
Right before this, Ellen landed a back flip.

I have pretty much decided that whenever Jennifer Lopez walks into any room whether it be at Fashion Week, or her bathroom, this is how she poses. She comes in, gives the stoned look, and then walks in.

A first time appearance for Jason Isaacs.
The always lovely Jill Hennessy
and again with her daughter Jacqueline.
I think Jennifer Espositio took the whole Bed Head sponsorship thing a little too literally.
"And Daddy I am going to need another one of the dolls tomorrow because she can't play by herself. Oh, and there is a record store. Did you buy a copy of Uncle Donnie's album? Daddy, are you ever going to marry mommy? She says it is because you can't make a commitment. Is it true you are going to be in Lovely Bones because I just don't see you in that part at all. Oooh, ice cream. I want some. I want to be Little Princess for Halloween. Will I get candy? Can I keep it this year? What exactly is a Funky Bunch? Is it like the Brady Bunch? Bobby teases me at school so I told on him to the teacher, but then later he tried to kiss me. Then he hit me. Daddy, I want that. Can I buy that?"

Malin Akerman proved me wrong. I thought all these outfits were destroyed at the end of filming Boogie Nights.
First time appearance for Kevin Zegers as well.
It has been too long since Julia Stiles has been here. It wasn't that long ago that it seemed that no films were made without her, and then whooosh, bye bye.
You probably are thinking to yourself that Juliette Lewis is wearing the ugliest outfit you have ever seen. Not even close.
This is the ugliest outfit you have ever seen. It is like some mom decided to dress up her anorexic kid in an Olivia Newton John "Physical" time period outfit, realized they didn't have a skirt, so cut up a garbage bag for the skirt. Realized they had no headband and so quickly folded one up out of aluminum foil and sent the kid out trick or treating.

I'm guessing Martha Stewart has her bowling league later.
I don't know what the hell I was thinking putting two Winona Ryder photos in here. Sorry.
Nastia Liukin looks normal here.
Next to maria Sharapova, she looks like her daughter.
Ahhh, Travis barker. Still a boatful of laughs.

How is it possible that Scott Speedman has never been in the photos?
One of your favorites, but sadly not very many votes in the poll. The finalists will be announced Thursday.
It's Punky Brewster. Seriously. It is Soleil Moon Frye.
So, earlier I made the Lovely Bones comment about Mark Wahlberg. Well Rachel Weisz is in it as well. I have yet to read the book, but my best friend has, and assures me that casting Mark Wahlberg in it has ruined what is possibly the greatest book ever published. I don't think she has a problem with Rachel though.
Venus Williams then ate Renee Zelwegger for lunch.

I think Viggo made the finals.
I actually like the hair cut.
I don't know what Taylor Momsen is trying to do anymore.
Hey, it's Timothy Hutton. Remember him? Wow, Debra Winger yesterday and Timothy Hutton today.

I am having a very slow morning..last night flew out to Vegas and saw Prince at the Rio..He was really good although toned down from his past..The show did not even start until midnight and was over a little after 2am so if you go, be prepared..got back to LA about 5, and in bed by 6am and yes, now am in the office...well working from home today, but still working..I know I owe you the crack actress story and am working on it to make sure I do not reveal more than I can or should and also combine it with some thoughts on how publicists can ruin my life with what they say about my clients before they know all the facts..But ran into someone last night and thy were basically bad mouthing MK and Ashley Olsen and has never even met them and is just going by what they read..I hate that kind of crap..So here is the REAL inside scoop on MK and Ashley from someone who has met them..

The first time I met them was about 4 years ago I guess and like all my times meeting with them it was related to a business deal with their company or something they were trying to do or license, etc..When I first met them they were just barely teenagers and did not really participate vocally in the meeting, but you could tell they were very interested in what was going on and very intelligent and attentive..They were and still are the exceedingly sweet, kind and polite and always know exactly what they are doing. Since that first meeting I guess I have met them a half dozen times or so and nothing they have done has ever changed my initial impression of them..As they have got older, their participation at these meetings has grown and now they ask questions and expect answers. They are just like any other business person who cares about their company and has a very personal stake..I am not going to sit here and pretend they are my lifelong friends or anything..They know my name, and who I am, and would and do say hi when they see me but we do not hang out or anything..For one thing I am not in their age group, and for another thing they for the most part like me avoid the drama of Hollywood and just prefer to be with their friends..In their case, someone like Cory is a really good friend and it shows what kind of people they are by the company they keep..

Everyone is always criticizing their fashion choices (especially MK) but honestly what she wears is her style, not the style that is readily available to anyone by going to the mall..She is no different from any other person with a sense of individualism you would see in the Village or Berkeley or the West End in London..When it is required by the situation they are in, they do dress to fit the occasion, as in the business meetings I mentioned above and when I have seen them at premieres or other charity functions..

As I said before, these two women are very intelligent business wise, publicity wise and understand the nuances of the entertainment world as well..Like myself, they will do almost anything for their friends and it shows in the way their friends care about them and talk about them and not some jerk backstage at a concert in Vegas who thinks he knows them because he saw them across a room 2 years ago and was ignored..

I think that is enough for today..last night a pap guy I represent (yes, they need attorneys also) told me a really good story so I need to make sure to pass it along sometime this week..If I write it down here it helps me to remember..

I swear I tried to talk her out of going to court and gave her all the usual reasons like nothing will happen, this will take forever, you will have to get up at 7 to make it to court on time (np she said..the meth again..) and of course the old standby it will cost a fortune..doesn't matter..she is all over it...oh well..it was fun seeing her jacked up after being awake for 30 hours straight so court should be fun anyway when it comes around..

Wanted to say something about the money thing..When you see crap like K-Fed or Fed-Ex or whatever they are calling him and you see his court docs, you have to know why he is doing it..(1) makes him look good when he says he wants sole custody of the kids---didn't want it from Shar though did he?? REAL REASON---If he gets sole custody, he will get child support from Britney because he makes less and would have the kids more..(2) Arguing in court over kids costs a ton of money especially at the rates we charge and so look for him to settle really quickly because he does not want to spend the $$ in court..it is going to have to last him a lifetime..(betcha he ends up with some visitation and the Ferrari and maybe a little bonus $$)

I noticed Paris' publicist got called at 330am to hear the latest rantings from Lindsay..glad to know I am not the only one....going to the Ivy tonight..being set up by friends...I think they just this up so I would pay for all of them..cheap bastards..

Forgot to link earlier to Cory's blog...(you owe me one, but I will settle for a veg taco)

http://corykennedy.blogspot.com/

So last night, my cell rings at 3am...(actress/movies B-C list) obviously drunk or otherwise whacked out and wants to know what she can do because her ex (producer/ used to be big, now just pretends) dropped off their child 20 minutes late back at her house and now she wants to go to court and change all the visitation agreements and wants me to do it first thing in the morning....she says it is for the kid, but what it really is about is getting some attention from the ex who she still has not got over and who is living with a 20 year old UCLA student who may or not be female (really deep voice),..and thinks that since Britney (her lawyer is a hottie) and Reese (wanted Britney's lawyer?) and everyone is in the news with their problems this week that she will get a mention or two in the blogs and therefore still be relevant unlike her last few movies which is why she is on the CUSP of Kathy Griffin land..see this is why I have twenty cell phones because of crap like this..I have phones I do not even remember the numbers too, but they still ring.....five calls after 3am in a month means I have given out the # too many times...I told her to call me in the morning hoping she would sleep it off and not remember and so far so good..no calls..although really, she does not usually wake up until 1p or 2p anyway which was a real big problem when she has to be in court at 9am...(another story for another time but why she thinks meth is wonderful)

p.s Cory Kennedy's Halloween blog is funny as hell..I think I represented the guy who chased her off the bus..